YOUR FIRST FIST FIGHT

[Doer]

Share the story of your first fist fight or any fist fight

11th grade, her name was Tracy from Britain but a barely had an accent. Found out she was hoeing around with some dude that I knew. Skipped bio class to go approach him about it at lunch. Eventually we got into it.. Jabbed one into my face and dropped me through the lunch table on the tables match shit.. But I got back up and gave him a quick 6 piece nugget meal and knocked him out lmaoo

[Babylon]

Woah.

I suddenly realized I'm not reading all that shit.

Whoa.*

[GODFATHA]

You did good Doer. Next time don't get into any fights son.

[ELOH STACKz]

I beat up an Asian kid in McDonald's when I was 7 cuz he wouldn't give me his happy meal toy... Hate crime?

[Rain Matrix 1]

pussies

[Insuppressible]

i was stabbed first fight. Got a 20 cm scar on the right side on my hip

[Student]

I don't remember my first fight but my last fight I choked / punched this kid in the face. In one motion I went from choking him to knocking his face in. I'm not an angry person though so I'm rarely in fights.

You dweebs know yall got duffed out during ya first fist fight probably over a pack of pencils & cartoon shaped erasers.

[2FUEL]

There's a lot to be honest lol.

First ever... i was about 5 or 6. Was in school in England as we moved there when i was 2. It's lunch time and i see my brother an these two other guys. One's holding my brothers arms behind his back an the others hitting him in the face. I snap. Run over an jump on the guy hitting my brother, who's called Leo. I've got him in some sort of head lock/guillotine type of move, chocking the shit out of him. The guy's turning blue in the face an my brother an the other guy (can't remember his name) are telling me to let go of him, he can't breathe. All the while i keep repeating to Leo in his ear "hit my brother? You're gonna die today, you're gonna die today" over an over. Then a teacher comes over an grabs me off him, Leo falls to the ground an lets out this massive scream for a air an starts crying. Got suspended for that lol.

Few years later, we've moved back to Ireland. It's the first day of school. I'm in a different school than my brother as the systems in three sections. So i'm alone and in 2nd class, it's lunch time and i'm standing by myself in the yard (playground). This kid Danny McQuirk comes up to me and starts talking shit. I'm like "nah, i don't wanna fight you, i don't wanna fight you" as this is going on a small crowd gather 'round, urging Danny on. He swings a kick with his right leg and i catch it. I then step with my right foot on top of his left foot so he can't move and i raise his left leg up as high as i can and kick him in the balls three times. Then i bring his leg back down and then throw his leg up in the air as hard as i can, while i do that i take my right foot off his left foot and he does this back flip in the air and lands on his stomach and cracks his chin off the ground. Blood dripping from his chin as he's making this weird 'winded' sound an grunting, i kick him in the face and walk away. Get suspended for that, mother kicked my ass.... "first day of school, the fuck you thinking?"....

Year later. Me an the brother playing football, get into an argument and he takes the ball off me an then kicks the ball at me. Hitting my right hand an braking and dislocating a finger on my right hand in three places. I'm 9 and in the same school as my brother now, but we're still separated as he's in 6th and i'm 3rd and the yard's are kept separate (no idea why). So i'm once again the "new guy" and all by my self. Was a few weeks into the school year and Christopher Floyd starts a fight with me, can't remember what it was even about just that he started on me. I didn't want to fight as i'd a fucked up right hand. He swings a left hook and i lean back away from it so it kinda grazes my chin. So i hit him with an uppercut and then a hook and then the rest of the fight i just double jabbed him....after a lil while the wear an tear was visible on his face. Swollen eye, blood dripping from his nose an mouth. Fight ends up getting stopped and i find myself in Mr.Green's office (the principal). He says to me, " i thought your hand was injured and that you can't write or do any work?" to which i replied "it is sir". He then say's "how did you hit Christopher? You beat that boy up something bad" and i replied by lifting up my left hand from under the desk showing him it and say "i've two hands, sir". He then asks me am i a boxer and i just laughed an said "no sir, i'm just quick"....got suspended again lol.

After that, wasn't really that many fights in Primary School until Secondary School where i'd a few. Won those one's (the one v one that is). Few times got jumped by a couple of guys that lived a street over from me, caught one or two bad beatings from them. Then left school and had a few in the street hanging out but then by that time i was in my mid to late teens an was spending time drunk an high, so kinda didn't end up fighting that much after that as i was just getting older and had more sense i suppose.