LB Zombie Apocalypse: Who do you bring, Why?

kuniiii would have a pretty good shot with a rifle, sniper bitch.

[stricc]

lmao @Godbody ...tha world could be ending, a zombie just ripped his arm off and ate it in front of him, and he'd still be in denial...talkin bout "i aint trippin, i could sell one twitter page and get a new arm"

i'd bring....1.) @Bnas because with his tall weird lookin ass walkin around screamin "YEAH!" every six seconds, i doubt even a zombie will approach us
2.)@BLNK because i've heard that fat people can tell what plants are edible just by sniffing tha roots,not to mention tha self-esteem boost that it would provide during that difficult time
3.)@THUG killer...i just figure if he's so good at taking people's lives on tha internet that maybe just maybe it'd carry over into tha zombie world
4.)@Obey...i mean shit, he predicted this whole thing happening...he's gotta know something he's not telling us
5.)@Phil Banks...i have a feeling we're going to need bombs

[-Apollyon-]

Originally Posted by EtH

kuniiii would have a pretty good shot with a rifle, sniper bitch.

Did you not hear me? Shes got a dude, fuck her ..

Originally Posted by stricc

lmao @Godbody ...tha world could be ending, a zombie just ripped his arm off and ate it in front of him, and he'd still be in denial...talkin bout "i aint trippin, i could sell one twitter page and get a new arm"

i'd bring....1.) @Bnas because with his tall weird lookin ass walkin around screamin "YEAH!" every six seconds, i doubt even a zombie will approach us
2.)@BLNK because i've heard that fat people can tell what plants are edible just by sniffing tha roots,not to mention tha self-esteem boost that it would provide during that difficult time
3.)@THUG killer...i just figure if he's so good at taking people's lives on tha internet that maybe just maybe it'd carry over into tha zombie world
4.)@Obey...i mean shit, he predicted this whole thing happening...he's gotta know something he's not telling us
5.)@Phil Banks...i have a feeling we're going to need bombs

Oh, look, another unimaginative fat joke in a thread about zombies.

[Obey]

Lmaao poor BLNK, all he's trynna do is survive!

The Fidel Z LB Zombie Apoc Crew!

@ELOH_STACKz That Motherfucking nigga fearless!! he'll get into beef even if we outnumbered, you need soldiers like that around when shit is going down ya heard,

@EtH We all know EtH is a alcoholic, and we all know he's master masai, so all we need to do is get this nigga drunk, and let him get his Drunken Master shit on,

@Snoopy316 you already know my boy snoopy gotta snipe some of these zombies if shit gets hectic

@BLNK as soon as these motherfucking zombies realize how much of a fucking legend this motherfucker is! They'll have to walk away in shame, YOU DONT WALK WITH BLNK! YOU WALK AMONGST HIM!

@Mokane, We need someone to go undercover and fit in with these motherfuckers, Now, you’re a motherfucking lie if you're telling me, you can tell the difference between this nigga and a zombie! We gon need this nigga to find out what these zombie niggas are plotting so we're always a step ahead!

Reasons why hunting would be useless during a Zombie Apocalypse: 1. Aerially dispersed viruses may be transmittable to wildlife. To kill, and eat an infected animal is to infect yourself. 2. Trapping your prey will only trap yourself. Zombies are predatory creatures. They are attracted to sound, and presumably more so to the sounds of the dying. A dying, or injured animal that has been caught in a trap will only create a mass of dead heads, and that's a problem. 3. Fire is a signification of life. If you want to eat, you have to cook. And to cook, you're going to need fire. Another identifiable sign of life to attract zombies. You know what they say, where there's smoke, there's walkers. I hope you find these tips useful!

[Indonesia]

y'all dont even know. ive been killin zombies for years

All i need is @Versace LeBron :|

[Godbody]

I would want @stricc with me. He could ward off the zombies using his tremendous wigger gang banger bravado...His intimidating poses in his pictures and incredibly cool sleeve tattoos will surely have zombies thinking twice about challenging a wankster of his calibur