I'm going to lay this out for you, pretty clearly.. I've been on this site for 6-7 months and this is what I've gotten from reading about you:
1) Has obsession with internet girls.
2) Cuts wrist because internet girl doesn't love Mr. Dewey
3) Enjoys losing 32's to @
EtH
4) Has the spelling abilities of a dyslexic paraplegic wielding a straw.
5) Puts dumb things in signature, i.e: ''But After Dewey Eat Her Ass Its TRUE LOVE..''
6) Has some form of fetish for Soulja Boy.
7) Once shoved a vacuum up his ass. (Hidden Source)