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Dumb Ish People Put In Text Battle That Have You Like .. WTF?!?
So I Been Voting on a Lot Of Text Battles Today And The Idea Hit Me To Post Up Lines Of People That Put Crazy Ass Shit In There Verses. I Know This Will Run Rampert But It's a Bunch Of Jackassery Out There An It's Time We All Have a Chuckle.
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u wanna holla at me niggeh, i bring u da beef niggeh, wid ma big ass vocubulary havin u say 'this aint fair' bitch i got mo swagga dan any1 u call me da big ass swagg bear ugh u fink ur rhymes all dat, after this battle u be suckin my ball sack, mm yeah dawg, sucking dem hairy nuts, dats right i go dat way from time to time, nothin wrong with that niggeh it feels sublime, im a fan of pussy but i can take dat dick, but yo cock so small i wouldnt be able to suck dat shit, ugh, im pure muscle, if i try rape u niggeh you got no choice in the tussle, i just pin you down and fuck that big bussle ugh. WHAT?
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Dumb Ish People Put In Text Battle That Have You Like .. WTF?!?
So I Been Voting on a Lot Of Text Battles Today And The Idea Hit Me To Post Up Lines Of People That Put Crazy Ass Shit In There Verses. I Know This Will Run Rampert But It's a Bunch Of Jackassery Out There An It's Time We All Have a Chuckle.
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u wanna holla at me niggeh, i bring u da beef niggeh, wid ma big ass vocubulary havin u say 'this aint fair' bitch i got mo swagga dan any1 u call me da big ass swagg bear ugh u fink ur rhymes all dat, after this battle u be suckin my ball sack, mm yeah dawg, sucking dem hairy nuts, dats right i go dat way from time to time, nothin wrong with that niggeh it feels sublime, im a fan of pussy but i can take dat dick, but yo cock so small i wouldnt be able to suck dat shit, ugh, im pure muscle, if i try rape u niggeh you got no choice in the tussle, i just pin you down and fuck that big bussle ugh. WHAT?
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06-06-2012, 05:33 PM
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Lavish and Lunatic always had me like..."Fo'real tho?"
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06-06-2012, 05:34 PM
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O and yogiman22 From AQ911 gave em a Rating of 8
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06-06-2012, 05:34 PM
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O and yogiman22 From AQ911 gave em a Rating of 8
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06-06-2012, 05:38 PM
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Lmfao @ OP hahaha, it's time to bring out the Katt Face yO... 
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06-06-2012, 06:02 PM
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Snoopy316 and Kuniii
Some shit im absolutly baffeld by from those 2.
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Lmfaooooooooo!!!
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u wanna holla at me niggeh, i bring u da beef niggeh, wid ma big ass vocubulary havin u say 'this aint fair' bitch i got mo swagga dan any1 u call me da big ass swagg bear ugh u fink ur rhymes all dat, after this battle u be suckin my ball sack, mm yeah dawg, sucking dem hairy nuts, dats right i go dat way from time to time, nothin wrong with that niggeh it feels sublime, im a fan of pussy but i can take dat dick, but yo cock so small i wouldnt be able to suck dat shit, ugh, im pure muscle, if i try rape u niggeh you got no choice in the tussle, i just pin you down and fuck that big bussle ugh. WHAT?
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lmfaoooo.
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06-06-2012, 06:07 PM
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Lmfaooooooooo!!!
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u wanna holla at me niggeh, i bring u da beef niggeh, wid ma big ass vocubulary havin u say 'this aint fair' bitch i got mo swagga dan any1 u call me da big ass swagg bear ugh u fink ur rhymes all dat, after this battle u be suckin my ball sack, mm yeah dawg, sucking dem hairy nuts, dats right i go dat way from time to time, nothin wrong with that niggeh it feels sublime, im a fan of pussy but i can take dat dick, but yo cock so small i wouldnt be able to suck dat shit, ugh, im pure muscle, if i try rape u niggeh you got no choice in the tussle, i just pin you down and fuck that big bussle ugh. WHAT?
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lmfaoooo.
thats some gay shit
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There's some bizarre shit I read on here way back in early 07 that always stuck with me
I always wished I could remember the guys name who posted it ... It went like this
"Ya girlfriends got those .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains
The loose skin swinging in my face .. Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains"
Carried on to that pattern saying "Hmmm Beef curtains" all the way through it... It actually flowed pretty well .... Catchy as fuck too tbh
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Let me exPLAIN N DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE..Since uA's AN ALCOHOLIC!! you can SAY HE's PROPER SCOTTISH cuz he WAKES UP IN THE MORNINGS craving TASTES OF VODKA TONICS in his DAILY POT OF PORRIDGE laced with, BAILYS .... CHOCOLATE ORANGE? *shrugs*
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There's some bizarre shit I read on here way back in early 07 that always stuck with me
I always wished I could remember the guys name who posted it ... It went like this
"Ya girlfriends got those .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains
The loose skin swinging in my face .. Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains"
Carried on to that pattern saying "Hmmm Beef curtains" all the way through it... It actually flowed pretty well .... Catchy as fuck too tbh
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Let me exPLAIN N DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE..Since uA's AN ALCOHOLIC!! you can SAY HE's PROPER SCOTTISH cuz he WAKES UP IN THE MORNINGS craving TASTES OF VODKA TONICS in his DAILY POT OF PORRIDGE laced with, BAILYS .... CHOCOLATE ORANGE? *shrugs*
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There's some bizarre shit I read on here way back in early 07 that always stuck with me
I always wished I could remember the guys name who posted it ... It went like this
"Ya girlfriends got those .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains
The loose skin swinging in my face .. Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains .. Hmmm Beef curtains"
Carried on to that pattern saying "Hmmm Beef curtains" all the way through it... It actually flowed pretty well .... Catchy as fuck too tbh
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smh ...LMAO Hmmm... Beef Curtains
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if this battle is open then this is edging the swaying rules n shit..if not..carry on
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the big ass vocabulary part hahahahaa
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