LBTT March: Kimber Red vs COFFIN DODGER

[Subreal]

@Kimber Red vs @stevevenom

Verses are due Friday, March 13th.
Verses are to be posted in THIS thread.
There are NO EXTENSIONS.
Verses must be 20-30 lines long.
Vote deductions will happen for people going over.
Voting is 3-0 KO, 3-1 TKO or first to 5.

Topic:

[COFFIN DODGER]

yeah I'm the king of the swamp , a pirate , SOMETIMES A THIEF
when I do my thing I come armed with GUN KNIVES N TEETH
watchin corpses float by , some on top and SOME LIE BENEATH
and if you meet me then ...ya life could be kinda brief ...
because ...I eat anything ,don't give a fuck if it HUMAN OR FISHES
even got a gator-gal in my kitchin to DO PANS AND DISHES
cos like a full dogs home I got TOO MANY BITCHES
they do what I say , suckin my dick n generally fulfilling my wishes ..
I take ya boats for my own , but like SINKING SOME
then chill in my gator crib , watching porn , DRINKING RUM
cos ya think that's fucked up , while I THINK ITS FUN
will wear ya skull as necklace when I rape ya gal and ya mum...
I will eat ya alive though don't mind feasting on DEAD GUYS
even ate a guy from the f.b.i so guess I got 'FED' LIES
and I smoke a ton of dope , that's my reason for RED EYES
and I rich as a mother fucker , so guess im well off bread wise ..
see I am mad , guess I could go AS FAR AS BARMY
I got more followers than a PHAROAHS ARMY
and puffin way on a CIGAR LIKE ARNY
aint nothing you can do to fuckin harm me ..
spend my time pirating fa PLEASURE
hunting down gold and searching for TREASURE
I'm king of this swamp so don't feel no PRESSURE
cos this gator got threads like a king ...yeah , I a real 'snappy DRESSER !!!'

[COFFIN DODGER]

another kimber no show ??

[Subreal]

Kimber Red DQ'd, stevevenom wins