Forum Game: EtH Hates You - Page 8 - Lets Beef

#71 11-04-2016, 05:51 PM

@M I L K

Username: Your username is Milk. You joined a rap battle website and thought "You know what would be gangster as fuck? Naming myself after the produce of a cow". Fuck out of here. Whenever I buy milk, it goes out of date quicker than girls that I go on dates with. I think you were probably Stoy, maybe, if that was you, when you requested this. It was only about 5 years ago, not that long ago. Anyways, Stoy sounds like what a Swedish person speaking English would call the place where a pig lives.

Avatar: Your avatar is that an alien. That's ironic because any sense of iconic impact you had on the site is alien to all of us. That's some little bitch avatar shit. ET should call home, ask for his mum, and proceed to apologize to her for ruining both her life and vagina, only to have their only meaningful contribution in this entire world being the first person I decide to call a cunt in this thread in half a decade.

Crew Affliation: I dunno. What crews were you in? Probably ClassicK. All of you little gimps were in ClassicK. You probably high five boy scouts and help grannies across the road. The closest you ever got to being in a fight was explaining to someone that you don't eat food that contains gluten, but you eventually thanked them for kindly offering you that Rustlers microwave burger.

Forum Persona: How the fuck am I supposed to remember what you were like? I dunno what you were like. You were just...around. You're a bit like that kid who's big brother you were friends with, and his mum made you hang out with him. You didn't really pick on him but you weren't 100% sure what his name was either. He always have snot around his nose and had a weird obsession with bringing a stick around with him everywhere.

Battle Record: That's actually a pretty solid record. 178-28. Not bad. Instead, I'll pick out a line at random from your last battle. "You think you’re going Places, Huh? …C’mon Claiming yourself a Godd? Haha, MaCc The DOLLAR MENU At McDonalds is the LARGEST VENUE Your Name’ll Ever Drop.". The fuck is with your capitals placement? You place capitals worse than whoever decided Edinburgh and not Glasgow should be the Scottish capital. McDonalds is actually a pretty big place too. The Big Mac is a fairly iconic part of that menu. You have basically said "The largest venue your name would ever be seen at is this really large venue". Good one. You totally owned him with that one broski.

Versatility: Your audio is every bit as good as your text. Just like Lizman's complexity is every bit as confusing as his German Black Guy living in Ireland story. If your mic presence was to feature in a horror film, Paranormal Activity's entire dialogue would be "Honey, did you hear something?" "No" "Okay then, night" "Night" *roll credits*. You have as much energy as Rant after walking all the way to the bathroom and back.

Legacy: Well, until they get to this point, your entire LB legacy to date has been "Why is EtH randomly reviving this thread to diss Milk?". It's only now when I reveal that he was next on the list that the penny actually drops. Regardless, this thread is about as relevant as you will ever be. You're pretty much the Kangaroo from Streets of Rage 3. People barely remember you exist, and if they do remember it'll probably have some sort of association to cheating. You're also a little hoppity bitch who enjoys shoving your offspring into your pouch.

Potential: You're potentially the least currently relevant guy I've dissed in this thread, and I haven't even done it in 5 years. You're potentially the fourth best guy on the site to have a dairy related name, and there's only 3 of them. You're potentially only useful to anyone in this world in that you serve as a brief distraction from my current assignment for a matter of moments. And bitch, you potentially just got hated by the EtHer. *Mic drop*.

11-04-2016, 05:51 PM

@M I L K

Username: Your username is Milk. You joined a rap battle website and thought "You know what would be gangster as fuck? Naming myself after the produce of a cow". Fuck out of here. Whenever I buy milk, it goes out of date quicker than girls that I go on dates with. I think you were probably Stoy, maybe, if that was you, when you requested this. It was only about 5 years ago, not that long ago. Anyways, Stoy sounds like what a Swedish person speaking English would call the place where a pig lives.

Avatar: Your avatar is that an alien. That's ironic because any sense of iconic impact you had on the site is alien to all of us. That's some little bitch avatar shit. ET should call home, ask for his mum, and proceed to apologize to her for ruining both her life and vagina, only to have their only meaningful contribution in this entire world being the first person I decide to call a cunt in this thread in half a decade.

Crew Affliation: I dunno. What crews were you in? Probably ClassicK. All of you little gimps were in ClassicK. You probably high five boy scouts and help grannies across the road. The closest you ever got to being in a fight was explaining to someone that you don't eat food that contains gluten, but you eventually thanked them for kindly offering you that Rustlers microwave burger.

Forum Persona: How the fuck am I supposed to remember what you were like? I dunno what you were like. You were just...around. You're a bit like that kid who's big brother you were friends with, and his mum made you hang out with him. You didn't really pick on him but you weren't 100% sure what his name was either. He always have snot around his nose and had a weird obsession with bringing a stick around with him everywhere.

Battle Record: That's actually a pretty solid record. 178-28. Not bad. Instead, I'll pick out a line at random from your last battle. "You think you’re going Places, Huh? …C’mon Claiming yourself a Godd? Haha, MaCc The DOLLAR MENU At McDonalds is the LARGEST VENUE Your Name’ll Ever Drop.". The fuck is with your capitals placement? You place capitals worse than whoever decided Edinburgh and not Glasgow should be the Scottish capital. McDonalds is actually a pretty big place too. The Big Mac is a fairly iconic part of that menu. You have basically said "The largest venue your name would ever be seen at is this really large venue". Good one. You totally owned him with that one broski.

Versatility: Your audio is every bit as good as your text. Just like Lizman's complexity is every bit as confusing as his German Black Guy living in Ireland story. If your mic presence was to feature in a horror film, Paranormal Activity's entire dialogue would be "Honey, did you hear something?" "No" "Okay then, night" "Night" *roll credits*. You have as much energy as Rant after walking all the way to the bathroom and back.

Legacy: Well, until they get to this point, your entire LB legacy to date has been "Why is EtH randomly reviving this thread to diss Milk?". It's only now when I reveal that he was next on the list that the penny actually drops. Regardless, this thread is about as relevant as you will ever be. You're pretty much the Kangaroo from Streets of Rage 3. People barely remember you exist, and if they do remember it'll probably have some sort of association to cheating. You're also a little hoppity bitch who enjoys shoving your offspring into your pouch.

Potential: You're potentially the least currently relevant guy I've dissed in this thread, and I haven't even done it in 5 years. You're potentially the fourth best guy on the site to have a dairy related name, and there's only 3 of them. You're potentially only useful to anyone in this world in that you serve as a brief distraction from my current assignment for a matter of moments. And bitch, you potentially just got hated by the EtHer. *Mic drop*.