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I slant rhyme a lot. Mostly it's not too bad but in some cases people have struggled to rhyme the word I'm rhyming, sometimes down to them not flowing it the way I was or sometimes down to pronunciation or accent. But guess what, that's my fault.

I had a killer personal in a 32 line scheme battler against UA. The scheme was Michael Jackson, my rhyme was Tribal Shaman. That works completely fine with me and to be able to pull out a proper personal off of an "expression or phrase rhyme" in a scheme battle, line was killer. Unfortunately, in America, they pronounce Shaman like it rhymes with "Gay man" instead of "Jammin'" like I would. I had to cut the line because the majority of the voters wouldn't have been able to rhyme it, despite the fact it worked perfectly to me.

This isn't specifically relevant to what you said. In a lot of places, Shaman and Jackson is a fine slant. I really really doubt you will find any defence for Largest and Dollar as a slant rhyme. They are just completely different sounding words, down to every sound they produce. If you can find me a single rhyme I've ever spit that's as off as Largest and Dollar, I'll concede that you're the greatest rapper ever.
Jesus christ, let me reply to your first comment before you're already lashing to triple your chins.

& tbh, I can't argue the punctuation thing. I don't speak loser. Jk. No really, you have point. I wouldn't have got the Shaman thing, but from your perspective it do work. I would've given you the benefit of the doubt.

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I slant rhyme a lot. Mostly it's not too bad but in some cases people have struggled to rhyme the word I'm rhyming, sometimes down to them not flowing it the way I was or sometimes down to pronunciation or accent. But guess what, that's my fault.

I had a killer personal in a 32 line scheme battler against UA. The scheme was Michael Jackson, my rhyme was Tribal Shaman. That works completely fine with me and to be able to pull out a proper personal off of an "expression or phrase rhyme" in a scheme battle, line was killer. Unfortunately, in America, they pronounce Shaman like it rhymes with "Gay man" instead of "Jammin'" like I would. I had to cut the line because the majority of the voters wouldn't have been able to rhyme it, despite the fact it worked perfectly to me.

This isn't specifically relevant to what you said. In a lot of places, Shaman and Jackson is a fine slant. I really really doubt you will find any defence for Largest and Dollar as a slant rhyme. They are just completely different sounding words, down to every sound they produce. If you can find me a single rhyme I've ever spit that's as off as Largest and Dollar, I'll concede that you're the greatest rapper ever.
Jesus christ, let me reply to your first comment before you're already lashing to triple your chins.

& tbh, I can't argue the punctuation thing. I don't speak loser. Jk. No really, you have point. I wouldn't have got the Shaman thing, but from your perspective it do work. I would've given you the benefit of the doubt.

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1. Now, because you know I'm right and have no valid counter to what I'm saying, you're lashing out and resorting to name calling. You asked me to vote. You made this thread (specifically asking for responses). You hoped that everyone would see things your way but we don't. You can't have a hissy fit over that.

2. Why would I be biased? Who would I be biased to or against? You, a guy I spoke to about some old shit and never said anything negative to. Or MaCc...a guy I actively insult at every turn?

3. Figurative* (Archer's face). Anyways, I've definitely never heard someone say "I was in the park and this guy was cheesing like fuck". Perhaps in some places that term exists, but if it doesn't exist where I'm from or where someone else is from then how can you expect them to get it? Can't be mad at that. If I write a Henrik Larsson punch, I can't be pissed off if you don't get it.

4. I'm not specifically tired of the name calling, although you could probably do with some better attempts. I just find it telling that you make this thread, trying your best to look as intelligent as possible, but when you know you're bested you resort to "Fuck u u sukk dicc". You can say your "taste" is better (because professional wrestling interests clearly factor into text rap battling), but now you're talking about opinions. In my opinion, and I assume in Cel's opinion, your verse was fucking horrendous. I'm pretty sure most of the site would absolutely agree with that assessment. Perhaps your taste is superior to everyone else's, but unfortunately for you all you happen to be tasting is defeat.

5. You didn't write a punchline about his being narcissistic. You just stated it. If someone's name is "Rob Bender" and your line is "Your name is bender so you are gay"...that's not a punchline. You acknowledged that he is narcissistic, okay then. Are you going to write a punchline about it or just state the obvious? Sometimes you don't need a punchline. I write a lot of statement "diss" stuff whenever I write personals, which typically only resonates with a small percentage. Regardless, these only work when the insult is REALLY personal, or perhaps is some information that people didn't know. You're essentially just telling us he's narcissistic because he had God in his name...yeah mate...we deduced that ourselves.

6. Why are you relating everything to a geographical location? I'm from Scotland for the record (cue random pass off of Scotland, not acknowledging that two of the site's biggest Hall of Famers are Scottish). Who said anything about the size of the figurative tree? I didn't.


Paragraph 1. So MaCc is a doofus who thinks his verse is dope yet it sucks, and you're a genius who thinks his verse is dope because it is? To be honest, I reckon both of you are more towards the lacking upstairs side of things because neither of you have the ability to critically look at your own body of work and see it like everybody else does. It's not good, not good at all.

Paragraph 2. Apology accepted.

Paragraph 3. This thread directly conflicts with you "not caring". You are trying to get me to vote for you...that's what competition is. You want everyone to vote for you. If they aren't voting for you, 99 times out of 100 it's because you have a problem with what you are doing. You can say it's my fault all you want, but that doesn't really change the fact that your verses are still going to be terrible and you're still going to lose battles.

Paragraph 4. You're going to have to work considerably harder to hurt my feelings. So far you've said "You're stupid and a faggot". Essentially all you have to do is add in "Kill yourself" and "retard" and you're every internet cliche going. I'd also suggest throwing in some reaction gifs that you specifically look up and copy and paste. Also, tell me I'm mad a lot, that should do the trick. Anyways, as a battler you are absolutely inferior. I'm not really interested in battling but feel free to send something and I'll more than prove it to you.


Finally, Dead Pool sucks because it's not part of MCU. If there's no chance of you making a cameo in the superhero world, get on your bike. BRING BACK AGENT CARTER!
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1. Now, because you know I'm right and have no valid counter to what I'm saying, you're lashing out and resorting to name calling. You asked me to vote. You made this thread (specifically asking for responses). You hoped that everyone would see things your way but we don't. You can't have a hissy fit over that.

2. Why would I be biased? Who would I be biased to or against? You, a guy I spoke to about some old shit and never said anything negative to. Or MaCc...a guy I actively insult at every turn?

3. Figurative* (Archer's face). Anyways, I've definitely never heard someone say "I was in the park and this guy was cheesing like fuck". Perhaps in some places that term exists, but if it doesn't exist where I'm from or where someone else is from then how can you expect them to get it? Can't be mad at that. If I write a Henrik Larsson punch, I can't be pissed off if you don't get it.

4. I'm not specifically tired of the name calling, although you could probably do with some better attempts. I just find it telling that you make this thread, trying your best to look as intelligent as possible, but when you know you're bested you resort to "Fuck u u sukk dicc". You can say your "taste" is better (because professional wrestling interests clearly factor into text rap battling), but now you're talking about opinions. In my opinion, and I assume in Cel's opinion, your verse was fucking horrendous. I'm pretty sure most of the site would absolutely agree with that assessment. Perhaps your taste is superior to everyone else's, but unfortunately for you all you happen to be tasting is defeat.

5. You didn't write a punchline about his being narcissistic. You just stated it. If someone's name is "Rob Bender" and your line is "Your name is bender so you are gay"...that's not a punchline. You acknowledged that he is narcissistic, okay then. Are you going to write a punchline about it or just state the obvious? Sometimes you don't need a punchline. I write a lot of statement "diss" stuff whenever I write personals, which typically only resonates with a small percentage. Regardless, these only work when the insult is REALLY personal, or perhaps is some information that people didn't know. You're essentially just telling us he's narcissistic because he had God in his name...yeah mate...we deduced that ourselves.

6. Why are you relating everything to a geographical location? I'm from Scotland for the record (cue random pass off of Scotland, not acknowledging that two of the site's biggest Hall of Famers are Scottish). Who said anything about the size of the figurative tree? I didn't.


Paragraph 1. So MaCc is a doofus who thinks his verse is dope yet it sucks, and you're a genius who thinks his verse is dope because it is? To be honest, I reckon both of you are more towards the lacking upstairs side of things because neither of you have the ability to critically look at your own body of work and see it like everybody else does. It's not good, not good at all.

Paragraph 2. Apology accepted.

Paragraph 3. This thread directly conflicts with you "not caring". You are trying to get me to vote for you...that's what competition is. You want everyone to vote for you. If they aren't voting for you, 99 times out of 100 it's because you have a problem with what you are doing. You can say it's my fault all you want, but that doesn't really change the fact that your verses are still going to be terrible and you're still going to lose battles.

Paragraph 4. You're going to have to work considerably harder to hurt my feelings. So far you've said "You're stupid and a faggot". Essentially all you have to do is add in "Kill yourself" and "retard" and you're every internet cliche going. I'd also suggest throwing in some reaction gifs that you specifically look up and copy and paste. Also, tell me I'm mad a lot, that should do the trick. Anyways, as a battler you are absolutely inferior. I'm not really interested in battling but feel free to send something and I'll more than prove it to you.


Finally, Dead Pool sucks because it's not part of MCU. If there's no chance of you making a cameo in the superhero world, get on your bike. BRING BACK AGENT CARTER!
 
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1. Now, because you know I'm right and have no valid counter to what I'm saying, you're lashing out and resorting to name calling. You asked me to vote. You made this thread (specifically asking for responses). You hoped that everyone would see things your way but we don't. You can't have a hissy fit over that.

2. Why would I be biased? Who would I be biased to or against? You, a guy I spoke to about some old shit and never said anything negative to. Or MaCc...a guy I actively insult at every turn?

3. Figurative* (Archer's face). Anyways, I've definitely never heard someone say "I was in the park and this guy was cheesing like fuck". Perhaps in some places that term exists, but if it doesn't exist where I'm from or where someone else is from then how can you expect them to get it? Can't be mad at that. If I write a Henrik Larsson punch, I can't be pissed off if you don't get it.

4. I'm not specifically tired of the name calling, although you could probably do with some better attempts. I just find it telling that you make this thread, trying your best to look as intelligent as possible, but when you know you're bested you resort to "Fuck u u sukk dicc". You can say your "taste" is better (because professional wrestling interests clearly factor into text rap battling), but now you're talking about opinions. In my opinion, and I assume in Cel's opinion, your verse was fucking horrendous. I'm pretty sure most of the site would absolutely agree with that assessment. Perhaps your taste is superior to everyone else's, but unfortunately for you all you happen to be tasting is defeat.

5. You didn't write a punchline about his being narcissistic. You just stated it. If someone's name is "Rob Bender" and your line is "Your name is bender so you are gay"...that's not a punchline. You acknowledged that he is narcissistic, okay then. Are you going to write a punchline about it or just state the obvious? Sometimes you don't need a punchline. I write a lot of statement "diss" stuff whenever I write personals, which typically only resonates with a small percentage. Regardless, these only work when the insult is REALLY personal, or perhaps is some information that people didn't know. You're essentially just telling us he's narcissistic because he had God in his name...yeah mate...we deduced that ourselves.

6. Why are you relating everything to a geographical location? I'm from Scotland for the record (cue random pass off of Scotland, not acknowledging that two of the site's biggest Hall of Famers are Scottish). Who said anything about the size of the figurative tree? I didn't.


Paragraph 1. So MaCc is a doofus who thinks his verse is dope yet it sucks, and you're a genius who thinks his verse is dope because it is? To be honest, I reckon both of you are more towards the lacking upstairs side of things because neither of you have the ability to critically look at your own body of work and see it like everybody else does. It's not good, not good at all.

Paragraph 2. Apology accepted.

Paragraph 3. This thread directly conflicts with you "not caring". You are trying to get me to vote for you...that's what competition is. You want everyone to vote for you. If they aren't voting for you, 99 times out of 100 it's because you have a problem with what you are doing. You can say it's my fault all you want, but that doesn't really change the fact that your verses are still going to be terrible and you're still going to lose battles.

Paragraph 4. You're going to have to work considerably harder to hurt my feelings. So far you've said "You're stupid and a faggot". Essentially all you have to do is add in "Kill yourself" and "retard" and you're every internet cliche going. I'd also suggest throwing in some reaction gifs that you specifically look up and copy and paste. Also, tell me I'm mad a lot, that should do the trick. Anyways, as a battler you are absolutely inferior. I'm not really interested in battling but feel free to send something and I'll more than prove it to you.


Finally, Dead Pool sucks because it's not part of MCU. If there's no chance of you making a cameo in the superhero world, get on your bike. BRING BACK AGENT CARTER!
Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.
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1. Now, because you know I'm right and have no valid counter to what I'm saying, you're lashing out and resorting to name calling. You asked me to vote. You made this thread (specifically asking for responses). You hoped that everyone would see things your way but we don't. You can't have a hissy fit over that.

2. Why would I be biased? Who would I be biased to or against? You, a guy I spoke to about some old shit and never said anything negative to. Or MaCc...a guy I actively insult at every turn?

3. Figurative* (Archer's face). Anyways, I've definitely never heard someone say "I was in the park and this guy was cheesing like fuck". Perhaps in some places that term exists, but if it doesn't exist where I'm from or where someone else is from then how can you expect them to get it? Can't be mad at that. If I write a Henrik Larsson punch, I can't be pissed off if you don't get it.

4. I'm not specifically tired of the name calling, although you could probably do with some better attempts. I just find it telling that you make this thread, trying your best to look as intelligent as possible, but when you know you're bested you resort to "Fuck u u sukk dicc". You can say your "taste" is better (because professional wrestling interests clearly factor into text rap battling), but now you're talking about opinions. In my opinion, and I assume in Cel's opinion, your verse was fucking horrendous. I'm pretty sure most of the site would absolutely agree with that assessment. Perhaps your taste is superior to everyone else's, but unfortunately for you all you happen to be tasting is defeat.

5. You didn't write a punchline about his being narcissistic. You just stated it. If someone's name is "Rob Bender" and your line is "Your name is bender so you are gay"...that's not a punchline. You acknowledged that he is narcissistic, okay then. Are you going to write a punchline about it or just state the obvious? Sometimes you don't need a punchline. I write a lot of statement "diss" stuff whenever I write personals, which typically only resonates with a small percentage. Regardless, these only work when the insult is REALLY personal, or perhaps is some information that people didn't know. You're essentially just telling us he's narcissistic because he had God in his name...yeah mate...we deduced that ourselves.

6. Why are you relating everything to a geographical location? I'm from Scotland for the record (cue random pass off of Scotland, not acknowledging that two of the site's biggest Hall of Famers are Scottish). Who said anything about the size of the figurative tree? I didn't.


Paragraph 1. So MaCc is a doofus who thinks his verse is dope yet it sucks, and you're a genius who thinks his verse is dope because it is? To be honest, I reckon both of you are more towards the lacking upstairs side of things because neither of you have the ability to critically look at your own body of work and see it like everybody else does. It's not good, not good at all.

Paragraph 2. Apology accepted.

Paragraph 3. This thread directly conflicts with you "not caring". You are trying to get me to vote for you...that's what competition is. You want everyone to vote for you. If they aren't voting for you, 99 times out of 100 it's because you have a problem with what you are doing. You can say it's my fault all you want, but that doesn't really change the fact that your verses are still going to be terrible and you're still going to lose battles.

Paragraph 4. You're going to have to work considerably harder to hurt my feelings. So far you've said "You're stupid and a faggot". Essentially all you have to do is add in "Kill yourself" and "retard" and you're every internet cliche going. I'd also suggest throwing in some reaction gifs that you specifically look up and copy and paste. Also, tell me I'm mad a lot, that should do the trick. Anyways, as a battler you are absolutely inferior. I'm not really interested in battling but feel free to send something and I'll more than prove it to you.


Finally, Dead Pool sucks because it's not part of MCU. If there's no chance of you making a cameo in the superhero world, get on your bike. BRING BACK AGENT CARTER!
Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.

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Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.
Your cliche Scottish replies are so timeless.

I'm pretty sure it's you with your knickers in a twist.

My opinions on your verse ARE factual.

The height of a tree doesn't dictate how far something would be if it fell from it. An apple could fall from the top and still be close to the tree.

MaCc IS a doofus.

I don't get off to men and women in WWE but I watch plenty of porn which involves penises in vaginas so, not that much different than your attempt.

Regarding MCU and superhero movies, I certainly am a Nazi. The uniform of MCU is what makes it so great.

Your closing statement sounds like a rip off of something @Rain Matrix 1 would say.
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Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.
Your cliche Scottish replies are so timeless.

I'm pretty sure it's you with your knickers in a twist.

My opinions on your verse ARE factual.

The height of a tree doesn't dictate how far something would be if it fell from it. An apple could fall from the top and still be close to the tree.

MaCc IS a doofus.

I don't get off to men and women in WWE but I watch plenty of porn which involves penises in vaginas so, not that much different than your attempt.

Regarding MCU and superhero movies, I certainly am a Nazi. The uniform of MCU is what makes it so great.

Your closing statement sounds like a rip off of something @Rain Matrix 1 would say.
 
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Can any of you rap to an actual beat though
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Can any of you rap to an actual beat though
 
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Punk on his swagger jack Pulse game here. Text battled for like 4 years, decided he didn't like it anymore, starts dissing people who text battle.

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Punk on his swagger jack Pulse game here. Text battled for like 4 years, decided he didn't like it anymore, starts dissing people who text battle.

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Lol you can't even speak proper english let alone pick up a mic. You need subtitles to decypher ya shit which is sad.

You suck pulse dick a lot, i've noticed lmao. I marked you out with a fast diss track & ended you. You can't open up ya own casket and pretend shit ain't happen.

PS: Look how soft you niggas are. EtH complains about people dissing eachother all friendly and shit.. Look at this fuckboy in this thread lmao. They having a fag blast insulting each other with smiles and compliment battles. ha

I'm legit the Face of this LB site. Let's be honest guys. No one gets the site active like me at random times. FTOH, site was poppin.. When i BODIED Dave, Site came back a little strong. Even RULE got inspired and had to drop a few posts. Just wait for what happens next. Punk own you niggas.

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Lol you can't even speak proper english let alone pick up a mic. You need subtitles to decypher ya shit which is sad.

You suck pulse dick a lot, i've noticed lmao. I marked you out with a fast diss track & ended you. You can't open up ya own casket and pretend shit ain't happen.

PS: Look how soft you niggas are. EtH complains about people dissing eachother all friendly and shit.. Look at this fuckboy in this thread lmao. They having a fag blast insulting each other with smiles and compliment battles. ha

I'm legit the Face of this LB site. Let's be honest guys. No one gets the site active like me at random times. FTOH, site was poppin.. When i BODIED Dave, Site came back a little strong. Even RULE got inspired and had to drop a few posts. Just wait for what happens next. Punk own you niggas.

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^Punk got cocky cause the site got inactive. He knows that when this site was popping he was a nobody. He was basically just a copycat of Student, which he's still doing with stuff like a Justin Bieber avatar and stuff. But now's he's trying to add in a bit of Pulse "I'm God" stuff too.

Ironic as well. He's just merging the most embarrassing parts of those characters. The guy's such an after thought on the site but has convinced himself he's the main event player.
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^Punk got cocky cause the site got inactive. He knows that when this site was popping he was a nobody. He was basically just a copycat of Student, which he's still doing with stuff like a Justin Bieber avatar and stuff. But now's he's trying to add in a bit of Pulse "I'm God" stuff too.

Ironic as well. He's just merging the most embarrassing parts of those characters. The guy's such an after thought on the site but has convinced himself he's the main event player.
 
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^^^Yet nobody wants track beef with Punk..lol
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