lost faith in humanity last night

[Obey]

Originally Posted by HandJob Alias

So i was takin a shit last night while playing Mario GoKart on N64 with my sister in the bathroom and I was like Look Sister Alias, that doo-doo has stubbornly hangin halfway out of my BH (butthole) for 28 minutes without ploppin the water yet, check the App on my phone, its called the "CRAPP" AND timer said i had 16 hours for that turd to splatter some H20 or I could suck it back in...long story short here I sit, I little frustrated but im not goin to let the man beat me either!!! guess we both had a shitty night...@Jason

Freestyle Comedy

Lmao, dude what drugs are you on?

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Just C

We've never had anything like that there. probably for the best tbh. The delivery boys wouldn't make a bean and there'd be a lot of assault charges.

I feel your pain though man. To think you waited all that time getting excited and hungrier by the minute just to let it go.

Did you order something else elsewhere? did you say fuck it and head to the kitchen?

Also whats the law regarding late delivery? I mean can you just take the pizza out of the guys hand and say tough shit?

Personally I'da called my boy from inside to strong arm him outta that pie on some tag team shit,

LOL EXACTLY

i swear man shit was devastating i was so hype for that pizza couldnt even concentrate on my game .. fuckin up all the mini games making poor strategy decisions etc all cus this pizza was all up in my mind then they just take it away from me
it was wrong and it was cruel.
naw by the time it was all said and done it was 2AM and we were just like fuck it ..it was cold so we werent bout to go walking and all that somewhere
he was on the phone with his boss .. would be stupid to risk putting hands on him .. i wouldnt do that anyway though .. too risky for just a pizza lol .. cops at your door and all that
i could have strong armed him myself he was a frail little bitch.. i could have soaked his jacket in concrete and he still wouldnt have weighed more than a buck 50.. but its the principle .. its not the first time they pulled some shit on me

[J u s T C]

Yeah I feel ya man. It's not worth the hassle. Still it musta been tempting though. especially with the smell of freshly baked pizza wafting in your face. lol

[Obey]

What's the place you ordered from? I have to try this.

[GRizzEAT]

rns, it wuda been too risky puttin hands on him. but he wudna left with tha pizza or ma dough. u had all right to have ur free pizza..

but then again i heard them pizza bois up north ride round w/ them heated bags forreal. lolz

[Jason]

Originally Posted by GRizzEAT

rns, it wuda been too risky puttin hands on him. but he wudna left with tha pizza or ma dough. u had all right to have ur free pizza..

but then again i heard them pizza bois up north ride round w/ them heated bags forreal. lolz

youre goddamn right i did lol

[HandJob Alias]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...Hg2bonw4#t=111

@Godbody
[MENTION=85433]Jason[/MENTION
http://youtu.be/GbWHg2bonw4?t=2m1shttp://youtu.be/GbWHg2bonw4?t=2m1s

its that chappelle show "Pop Copy" bit on the part when he they ask to speak to the manager...how do I get the video to come up instead of the link?

[V3numb]

poor son.. his hard headed father wdnt let him have PIzza.. you scarred the child for the rest of his live and deprived him of that cheesy goodness

[Execute]

Free Pizza for being 2 minutes late, niggas here be 30 minutes late and still take Home delivery charges lol

[HandJob Alias]

Originally Posted by EXECUTE

Free Pizza for being 2 minutes late, niggas here be 30 minutes late and still take Home delivery charges lol

I assume over there they get caught up combing their mustaches and spritzing it wit some vaseline and water mixture or somethin probably...any real Indian man over 40 has a big bushy glistening delicious mustache, ive always noticed that..why is that my son? and do Indians get an N-Word pass? I thought only cool hispanics and Michael Richards had that..