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Well, if you're cumming out popcorn kernels and oatmeal curds like you apparently are since she needs to FUCKING FLOSS after she eats your load.. uhh, I'd say you're the problem in that scenario.
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hahahahahahaha funniest shit i've read all day
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01-27-2012, 02:02 PM
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Well, if you're cumming out popcorn kernels and oatmeal curds like you apparently are since she needs to FUCKING FLOSS after she eats your load.. uhh, I'd say you're the problem in that scenario.
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hahahahahahaha funniest shit i've read all day
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01-27-2012, 02:24 PM
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Well, if you're cumming out popcorn kernels and oatmeal curds like you apparently are since she needs to FUCKING FLOSS after she eats your load.. uhh, I'd say you're the problem in that scenario.
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lol...sperm is microscopic, ock
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01-27-2012, 02:24 PM
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Well, if you're cumming out popcorn kernels and oatmeal curds like you apparently are since she needs to FUCKING FLOSS after she eats your load.. uhh, I'd say you're the problem in that scenario.
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lol...sperm is microscopic, ock
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01-27-2012, 08:02 PM
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'genitals' should be the CLEANEST part of a person.
So if you're gonna do loads of dirty shit but not kiss after head, eh. Doesn't make sense
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01-27-2012, 09:16 PM
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@ Verity Exactly. Well, I don't know about cleanest, but it's definitely up there. Your hands touch fucking everything. They're the dirtiest things on your body, hands down ( Ba-Dumm-Tssst!).
But seriously.. as far as germs go..
Your genitals and any sexy time fluids that come out of them are cleaner than anyone's hands. But I'd bet bottom dollar everyone in here who said they wouldn't kiss after a BJ would suck that bitch's fingers if she asked you to. That's dirtier.. but I guess most people subconsciously think it's cleaner.
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01-27-2012, 09:16 PM
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@ Verity Exactly. Well, I don't know about cleanest, but it's definitely up there. Your hands touch fucking everything. They're the dirtiest things on your body, hands down ( Ba-Dumm-Tssst!).
But seriously.. as far as germs go..
Your genitals and any sexy time fluids that come out of them are cleaner than anyone's hands. But I'd bet bottom dollar everyone in here who said they wouldn't kiss after a BJ would suck that bitch's fingers if she asked you to. That's dirtier.. but I guess most people subconsciously think it's cleaner.
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Piss is cleaner than spit.
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01-27-2012, 09:47 PM
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Piss is one of the cleanest fluids there are..
Also, i find it entertaining when guys on letsbeef talk about sex. Because you all front so much to other guys lmao but only girls REALLY know what happens
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01-27-2012, 10:11 PM
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@ Verity u aint know? internet rappers get all the ass...
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01-27-2012, 10:11 PM
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@ Verity u aint know? internet rappers get all the ass...
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I'm pretty open about the shit I do sexually..certain people on this site know I get it in too, but outta respect I aint droppin names
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Piss is cleaner than spit.
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yousaying ya into golden showers famz
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i do it
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Jasons facebook pic seems to concur with this statement...
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Jasons facebook pic seems to concur with this statement...
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