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This one dude I see every day smells like complete shit. He's a normal dude but he's fat as fuck. And you know how the chubby ones smell worse cuz they sweat so much or can't wash all of their folds.. Whatever the case. He just smelled like straight ass.
And I'd let him know. Fuck that southern etiquette and hospitality I was taught as a youngster. Dude smelled like ass, and I'd always offer him deodorant.
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This one dude I see every day smells like complete shit. He's a normal dude but he's fat as fuck. And you know how the chubby ones smell worse cuz they sweat so much or can't wash all of their folds.. Whatever the case. He just smelled like straight ass.
And I'd let him know. Fuck that southern etiquette and hospitality I was taught as a youngster. Dude smelled like ass, and I'd always offer him deodorant.
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*gag* I look down at his left hand and guy has what I can only describe as a SHIT STAIN ON IT! .. Noooooooo
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There was a kid in my 6th grade class who actually had a disease that made him smell like fish. I felt bad, there's probably no cure for that stuff. Dude has to go through his whole life smelling like that. 
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There was a kid in my 6th grade class who actually had a disease that made him smell like fish. I felt bad, there's probably no cure for that stuff. Dude has to go through his whole life smelling like that.
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Hahahaha!!
I agree with Jason, I get really mad when someone is stinkin' out the place with their chronic B.O. Like, what's it gonna take for you to get a wash bro? I'll pay for your bottle of cider and windsor blue cigarettes - just go the fuck home and wash yourself you fuckin' soap dodging cunt!
And fuck staying quiet yo.. I ain't just saying this.. I literally do tell people what I think; If you sat on the bus smellin' like a fresh dog shit, Im'a holla @ you and tell you what's up..It's all for the general public's sake - I guarantee after that dude gone home, the surrounding victims will give you an appreciative nod as if to say "respect man, my nostrils were on fire.. I hope to see you on this bus again someday" .. Nah mean?
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holyyyy shit @ "soap dodging" lmaoooooo wow
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Good luck when he starts approaching you. No point telling him he stinks, he stinks. He knows it. And if I stunk and someone told me to get off the bus before my stop because I stink I'm a tell em to stfu and DRAG ME OFF THE BUS, COME GET SOME OF THIS STINK!... who wants to be that guy? Lol not me. I'm not going home smelling like booty.
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Good luck when he starts approaching you. No point telling him he stinks, he stinks. He knows it. And if I stunk and someone told me to get off the bus before my stop because I stink I'm a tell em to stfu and DRAG ME OFF THE BUS, COME GET SOME OF THIS STINK!... who wants to be that guy? Lol not me. I'm not going home smelling like booty.
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when i was 12 i had to do community service for stealing some bitch Ipod.. winding up doing community servuce at salvation army since i had a big mouth and some bitch that claimed she was real snitched on me.. anways one day i was doing w.e when some BIG ASS SWEATY MOFO walked in.. im all the way across the store so i walk up towards him to greet and w.e.. he asked me where somthing was and i was like DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,he whiping his forhead and all this nonsense while im rturnning my head for clean air.. i see this other kid that was doing service as well adn called em over.. so he walks up to us and was like OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO, bu we trying be nice and shit so idk,seems like he aint shower for days.. doesnt wear deoderant.. and moother fucker decides the day he wabt to ride his bike to exercise to walk in my store in betweeb his work out breaks.. it was like a damn SOUR smell of the devil that distinctiveness you cant explain.. kinda like Just C's attitude in the form of smell idk (jp buddy) but its w.e.. he was there for like 20 mins and we had to switch of every 2-4 mins in between 4-6 people just cause we had to get clean air..
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grade school we had this kid Chris Gunther.... for w/e reason he had a shit bag.... lol.... we used to get new kids to touch his seat an smell they hand.... tbh we was pretty ruthless bout it all i'm sure noone knows how bad he stinks as well as him....
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Fuck it.... Just blast that mothaphukka wit some body spray.... Fuck being polite... A few sprays can be a public service....
Fyi... Yes i have done this....many times.... And ive looked right at dude after and laughed....
They aint gonna do shit cuz doin sumthin about it is a way if them admitting.they were the stench....
Axe up and keep the air clean....
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Fuck it.... Just blast that mothaphukka wit some body spray.... Fuck being polite... A few sprays can be a public service....
Fyi... Yes i have done this....many times.... And ive looked right at dude after and laughed....
They aint gonna do shit cuz doin sumthin about it is a way if them admitting.they were the stench....
Axe up and keep the air clean....
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Fuck it.... Just blast that mothaphukka wit some body spray.... Fuck being polite... A few sprays can be a public service....
Fyi... Yes i have done this....many times.... And ive looked right at dude after and laughed....
They aint gonna do shit cuz doin sumthin about it is a way if them admitting.they were the stench....
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Fuck it.... Just blast that mothaphukka wit some body spray.... Fuck being polite... A few sprays can be a public service....
Fyi... Yes i have done this....many times.... And ive looked right at dude after and laughed....
They aint gonna do shit cuz doin sumthin about it is a way if them admitting.they were the stench....
Axe up and keep the air clean....
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