Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[Student]

Who's watching this?
Who has watched the originals / prequels?

[Celsius]

I've never seen a Star Wars movie and prolly wont start now.

[Shodan]

Haven't seen it and don't intend to, except maybe so I can spoil the ending for lulz

INB4 the villain is @Revan

Spoiler for Star Wars The Force Awakens:

Kylo Ren is secretly Han Solo's son, Ben Solo. Who then kills his father Han.

[Student]

You non-culture motherfuckers are lame if you're not watching Star Wars, hell even the prequels were good. Of course the original trilogy is the best though.

Y'all need to keep your people experience level UP

[AfterLife]

It's for the nerds .

19/12/2015 01:17 PM <Rant> I hope you all read those spoilers.
19/12/2015 01:17 PM <Rant> Luke is only in the film for a handful of minutes.
19/12/2015 01:15 PM <Rant> Kylo Ren loses his hand(much like his master.), and has his face mutilated by Rey.
19/12/2015 01:13 PM <Rant> The first order destroys the Republic.
19/12/2015 01:11 PM <Rant> He also holds the map to Luke's location, but, doesn't give it to anyone until it's WAYYYYY too late.(Following Han's death.)
19/12/2015 01:10 PM <Rant> R2-D2 is in a coma.
19/12/2015 01:09 PM <Rant> Han and Leia are divorced.
19/12/2015 01:06 PM <Rant> Luke Skywalker trained Kylo Ren.
19/12/2015 01:04 PM <Rant> BB-8 holds the key to Luke Skywalker's location.
19/12/2015 01:03 PM <Rant> Kylo Ren WILL get stronger.
19/12/2015 01:02 PM <Rant> Rey is likely the strongest force user of the new group of stars, and is presumably Luke's daughter.
19/12/2015 01:00 PM <Rant> C3PO has a new arm.
19/12/2015 01:00 PM <Rant> The movie ends with Finn is a coma.
19/12/2015 12:59 PM <Rant> Kylo Ren is Ben Solo, Han Solo's son. He kills Han Solo.

[Shodan]

@Rant's post in this thread is the first time I've seen the spoiler tag used for an actual spoiler.