Pet Hates

[J u s T C]

You go to a cafe, order a bacon, egg and mushroom barm for yourself.

Order a ham salad barm for friend.

The cafe bird cuts the ham salad barm in half.

She then cuts your bacon, egg and mushroom barm in half.. WITH THE SAME KNIFE!

You drive off tucking into your breakfast. IT STINKS OF ONION!

You fucking slag!. I waited 10 minutes in a cue just for you to make my breakfast bin material.

Is it so much to ask you to use a different knife? 1 not covered in barf inducing onion stink?

I spat it out, the rest went straight into the bin.

[Jason]

lmaoo you sound so British here


for some reason i get really annoyed when people hashtag all the time .. i think its corny as fuck

i also think Vine is the corniest thing in existence cus theres so many wannabe try hard comedians on that shit

everything about sandra bullock

i hate when people say "keystyle" as if that shit even exists .. it defies all logic

when they only cut partway through your bagel so you gotta like tear the shit apart with your hands and it ends up breaking all uneven

i hate when you order a beer on tap and the guy pouring it overflows it and your hands are getting all sticky as youre drinking it

i think everyone who likes miley cyrus is a loser

i hate when you ask for more ketchup or something at a restaurant and the bitch gets all upset like shes gotta go crush the tomatoes herself or somethin

i can do this forever

[Brodie B]

When people who use EBT bitch about the prices of food to the cashier....caused me to snap several times

[J u s T C]

Couldn't agree more on the Beer and Hash Tag hates.

Seeing hash tags legit gets on my tits. Shit like "#Swag"

What swag? your nerdy cyber net swag? you fucking hipster faggot get a life.

Something about hash tags makes me feel an immense amount of try hard corny twat when I read em. lol.

Over flowing a beer does my head in too. shit dripping all down the sides dripping on your clothes n shit.

Too much head on a pint is another for me. it's like a 3/4's booze n 1/4 foam. I end up having to go outside n slide my finger across the top as I shake my head in disgust at the bar mans ineptitude.

Hate people who can't do a job right. If that shits your profession why are you so incompetent at it?

[Jason]

the foam actually has a purpose .. it makes beer appear fresher and it makes it look more visually appealing. the standard is like 1.5 fingers foam though .. i hate when they overdo it ... turns a pint into a can lol

[Jason]

lol yea the cashier thing too

people yellin at the Cafe guy cus their iced coffee is 4 dollars as if he has any control over the fuckin menu lol

[J u s T C]

Lol I just thought of another 1 which happened to me today.

I went to the shop to get my self some ciggies.

Straight facing the till/cash register is a chocolate and crisps/chips isle. Thats where people que up.

2 people move to the side so I can take my place in the line behind them.

Guy 1 gets served , goes on his merry way.

Next guy is getting served and I'm next. Some sneaky little twat trys worming his way in front of me from another isle completely outta line. LMAO. He's even eying me with a side glance trying to not look too obvious.

Just as the guy infront is getting his change. He places his dog foot on the till. I'M LIKE WHAT!!

Really now! you think so do you!?

I barged right infront of him and asked the guy for 10 sigs. sneaky faggot looks at me shaking his head. So I star at him with that "You really wanna take it there" face. Guy behind the till looks at him knowing I was next, smiled, then sneaky faggot admited defeat.

I was a bout ready to spark the cheeky faggot clean out with his own can of dog food.

People try that shit all the time and it drives me nuts.

[Brodie B]

When an asshole cuts you off, and then proceeds to drive under the speed limit...especially when there's nobody behind you for a mile. They seriously can't wait the extra 2 seconds.

Could probably rant for hours on driving pet peeves hahhaa so I'll quit while I'm ahead

[J u s T C]

I'm on 1 now lol

Simmilar to what I just posted. But when People getting served at the shop with a basket full.

Pay for it, then say Can I have 10 lotto millions cards...... Oh and a scratch card.... Oh and 40 benson and hedges....oh and a pack of AA Duracels.... Oh and... Jesus fucking christ man I'm getting deep vein thrombosis over here MOVE!

Or when they pay for 1 solitary Granny Smiths apple... with a credit card..