lost faith in humanity last night - Lets Beef

**Jason** · #1 11-29-2013, 11:54 AM

so im with my boy we're playing some classic mario part 3 on N64. we decide that were hungry and were gunna get a pizza .. so i order using the App on my iphone .. and this particular App tracks the "40 minute guarantee" to the second. unlike in the past where they just tell you the time over the phone. anyway so we order and resume mario party patiently waiting for our delicious pie. so i check the time on the App. about 10 minutes remaining till its free. so now im getting butterflies .. either they come in the next 2 minutes .... or theyre late .. thats always how it is in life.
so a few painful minutes later i get a call on my cell phone "the pizza guy is almost there blah blah where is your house he cant find it" so i tell him and whatever and as hes getting out of the car the timer on the App gets to 00:00 ... FREEEEE PIIIIZZAAAA i even screenshotted the shit on my iphone as proof
anyway so mr pizza man is walking to my door and i say to him ... i got some bad news for you bro, youre late. hes like "NO NO NO" instantly freaking out on ya boy
so im like here is the App .. it says 00:00 .. the timer ran out .. you are late.. hook up that free pieeeeee
so he wouldnt do it so i ask him to call his supervisor and his supervisor is all like "the driver said he was there on time yadda yadda"
BULLSHIT.
so i didnt pay for my pizza and went back inside and wrote like a 10 paragraph email blasting the shit outta them then i called the customer service guy and blasted the shit outta them for another 20 minutes lmaoooo on some soccer mom shit.
im gunna hit up some newspapers and tell them my story
I WILL NOT LET THIS GO
i wont stop till i have a card that gives me unlimited pizza for the rest of my life

there is no justice in the world when a mothafucka cant even get the free pizza he deserves

absolutely appalling

^i used that in my email

**Jason** · 11-29-2013, 11:54 AM

so im with my boy we're playing some classic mario part 3 on N64. we decide that were hungry and were gunna get a pizza .. so i order using the App on my iphone .. and this particular App tracks the "40 minute guarantee" to the second. unlike in the past where they just tell you the time over the phone. anyway so we order and resume mario party patiently waiting for our delicious pie. so i check the time on the App. about 10 minutes remaining till its free. so now im getting butterflies .. either they come in the next 2 minutes .... or theyre late .. thats always how it is in life.
so a few painful minutes later i get a call on my cell phone "the pizza guy is almost there blah blah where is your house he cant find it" so i tell him and whatever and as hes getting out of the car the timer on the App gets to 00:00 ... FREEEEE PIIIIZZAAAA i even screenshotted the shit on my iphone as proof
anyway so mr pizza man is walking to my door and i say to him ... i got some bad news for you bro, youre late. hes like "NO NO NO" instantly freaking out on ya boy
so im like here is the App .. it says 00:00 .. the timer ran out .. you are late.. hook up that free pieeeeee
so he wouldnt do it so i ask him to call his supervisor and his supervisor is all like "the driver said he was there on time yadda yadda"
BULLSHIT.
so i didnt pay for my pizza and went back inside and wrote like a 10 paragraph email blasting the shit outta them then i called the customer service guy and blasted the shit outta them for another 20 minutes lmaoooo on some soccer mom shit.
im gunna hit up some newspapers and tell them my story
I WILL NOT LET THIS GO
i wont stop till i have a card that gives me unlimited pizza for the rest of my life

there is no justice in the world when a mothafucka cant even get the free pizza he deserves

absolutely appalling

^i used that in my email

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