Fuck Dreams Yo
Ayo...what some crazy dreams yall be having..
i ask because i had this crazy dream where i was in a hotel room with this chick that i was feeling at the time and we were there on some random shit, and neither of us had made a move at all...so in the dream i say fuck it...and made a move. so its real chill and shorty is digging me and i put the Krhyme Killz steez away and pull out the sensitive caring nigga steez on her..lol.. sitting all close to her and touching on her thighs...and then (just like in the movies) she says she's going to go freshen up.
she goes in the bathroom....AND MY MOTHERFUCKING ALARM GOES OFF!!
that would be bad enough...but believe it or not...i actually possess the ability to go back to sleep and continue dreams...no bullshit. i've done it numerous times. so i fall back asleep within seconds to finish the dream and FUUUUUCK...
and what do you know...i pick up where i left off. she's in the bathroom and there's a knock on the door. so i go to open it and suddenly the hotel hallway is the fucking DMV...lmfao. i inexplicably walk in the entrance and i'm forced to take a bullshit ass written exam on driving to renew my license THEN while waiting for the clerk behind the counter to fucking give me my shit...she starts going onnnnn and onnnnnnn about the value of carpooling and using public transportation...
FINALLY i leave the DMV and walk across the hall to my room and knock on the do....
fuck...the baby's crying...time to wake up for real this time
no bullshit that is all 100% true too...smh....fuck dreams yo
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