my plight

[Shodan]

My IQ is 157 (genius level) and it's actually really frustrating and lonely to be so much smarter than everyone I know. Conversations are almost pointless because you'll never really understand what I'm saying because it's so far above your mental capacity.

All I really want is to find someone to discourse about quantum physics with, but everyone else is just confabulating about pop culture and other banal shit like that. My brain is so highly developed that I can sometimes move in and out of the fifth dimension, which gives me a whole new perspective on the world, but it also makes it really laborious to care about the petty drivel everyone else focuses on.

Women especially operate at such a lower level and when I talk to them, it goes one of three ways - they think I'm being condescending simply because they can't comprehend my vast lexicon of terminology, or they're simply too shallow and witless to carry on an interesting conversation and I get bored, or they are so astonished and bewildered by my intelligents that they fawn over me and want to date me immediately because they realize I will make a lot of money someday.

They're right because I have superlative ideas for new businesses, and I'm glad I dropped out of college to pursue them. I could have passed o chem without even studying but I offended the professors by correcting them in class. Don't they want their students to learn the real facts?! they should have been grateful, but they're too shallow and pedantic and my superior knowledge intimidated them.

Eventually I figured it wasn't worth my time since they didn't appreciate me and their jealousy started to affect my grades. So I dropped out and, again, must remain lonely, isolated by my extreme intellectuality. It's honestly a hard life and I would trade with you in a minute, but I just can't get rid of this onerous burden.