Type of nigga....

[The Ghost of Freak]

@COFFIN DODGER is the type of ol' dude to hire @Subreal as his live-in caregiver, and @Subreal is the type of dude to accept the job for under minimum wage because he enjoys giving sponge baths... then gets fired for criminal negligence due to mashing the banana inside the skin... neither recognizing their online internet text rap battle rival the entire time...

@COFFIN DODGER is the type of dude to re-hire @Subreal 2 weeks later due to memory loss.

@Subreal is the type of dude to take the job 2 weeks later because he's desperate for work, but then no shows for shits and giggles... mostly shits...

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@HadesSmiles is the type of dude to apply a game theory database analysis of compatible female users on Tinder, only to find out they are mostly men in real life who have also created nearly identical systems to potentially date one of the 10 local slutty and/or desperate women who frequently use Tinder ... only to end up with gonorrhea.