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Victor Mancini used Mimic...
Eth dodged the attack!
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Is Everyone's first time awakward AF?Mine sure was..I .was on top the whole time not what I expected anyway haha
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Is Everyone's first time awakward AF?Mine sure was..I .was on top the whole time not what I expected anyway haha
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Pokemon? C'mon son. No place for video game references in the bedroom.
Forreal though, on holiday in Ibiza with my friends I was on the balcony with one of the guys while one of the other guys nailed this sturdy chick in the room. We heard them start to pick up some speed so me and the other guy ran in and yelled "FINISH HIMMMMM" as loud as we could. Motherfucker put her right through the bed.
As for the worst shit I've ever done in bed... I once choked a chick right out of consciousness. I know what you're thinking - "RAPE", or "ruthless, show that bitch who's boss" - but it's kind of a mood killer. This is the same freak that asked me to a) spit in her face (from the chest), b) fuck her as hard as I could in the ass no matter how much she fought it, c) stub a cigarette out on her ass cheek and d) face-fuck her, slap her and pull her hair whilst saying shit like "you like that Mrs ------- (her surname) you dirty little slut whore?" until she puked; she was a teacher. Don't get me wrong, when she was in a certain mood that woman could fucking dish it out pretty hard too when she wanted to.
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Pokemon? C'mon son. No place for video game references in the bedroom.
Forreal though, on holiday in Ibiza with my friends I was on the balcony with one of the guys while one of the other guys nailed this sturdy chick in the room. We heard them start to pick up some speed so me and the other guy ran in and yelled "FINISH HIMMMMM" as loud as we could. Motherfucker put her right through the bed.
As for the worst shit I've ever done in bed... I once choked a chick right out of consciousness. I know what you're thinking - "RAPE", or "ruthless, show that bitch who's boss" - but it's kind of a mood killer. This is the same freak that asked me to a) spit in her face (from the chest), b) fuck her as hard as I could in the ass no matter how much she fought it, c) stub a cigarette out on her ass cheek and d) face-fuck her, slap her and pull her hair whilst saying shit like "you like that Mrs ------- (her surname) you dirty little slut whore?" until she puked; she was a teacher. Don't get me wrong, when she was in a certain mood that woman could fucking dish it out pretty hard too when she wanted to.
Damn I miss that bitch.
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Pokemon? C'mon son. No place for video game references in the bedroom.
Forreal though, on holiday in Ibiza with my friends I was on the balcony with one of the guys while one of the other guys nailed this sturdy chick in the room. We heard them start to pick up some speed so me and the other guy ran in and yelled "FINISH HIMMMMM" as loud as we could. Motherfucker put her right through the bed.
As for the worst shit I've ever done in bed... I once choked a chick right out of consciousness. I know what you're thinking - "RAPE", or "ruthless, show that bitch who's boss" - but it's kind of a mood killer. This is the same freak that asked me to a) spit in her face (from the chest), b) fuck her as hard as I could in the ass no matter how much she fought it, c) stub a cigarette out on her ass cheek and d) face-fuck her, slap her and pull her hair whilst saying shit like "you like that Mrs ------- (her surname) you dirty little slut whore?" until she puked; she was a teacher. Don't get me wrong, when she was in a certain mood that woman could fucking dish it out pretty hard too when she wanted to.
Damn I miss that bitch.
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My First Time I told her I was dying for a smoke right after it when she was into that cuddling shit
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