Pet Hates

I hate when I'm at the store, and I have ONE item, and someone with a full basket barely beats me to the line, turn and look at me with ONE item, and dont even offer to let me go in front of them.

[J u s T C]

That too ^ I always offer to let 1 item guy go first n expect the same in return

[Brodie B]

Common courtesy isn't so common anymore

[Manhattan]

People who walk slow as fuck in a crowded area and all of a sudden just decide to stop in the middle of the sidewalk. Or people who stand in a group blocking off an entrance or the sidewalk. I was walking down the street with a buddy of mine and this group of like 7 kids are standing right on the sidewalk in a circle like there about to fucking watch a fight. They see us walking towards them and don't move....My buddy just walks around them but since I'm just soooo tough I walk directly through the circle. The smallest chirpiest kid of the bunch goes "The fuck is that dudes problem" to his friends which I then turn around and say "Kids who stand on the fucking sidewalk while people walking towards them.....It's called a side walk for a reason." Another one is when people start chirping when your by yourself or with one other person and they're with 20 people. I remember I was walking to my brothers house for a bbq and I walk by a group of about 5 dudes who I had never seen before and one of them goes "What are you fucking looking at?" so I just keep walking but I laugh because I'm close to my brothers place. I of course as I'm getting closer just say "A group of goofs who are about to get stomped out" they start running towards me and that's when my brother and his boys are all coming to the front yard to make this shit even. I don't need to go into much detail to say we sent those goofs on there way w/ some hurt egos and pride.

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Man I could go on forever

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People who talk too loud or chew there food like a fucking cow. When you ask someone a question and the response is "Who Cares?" well clearly I do because I'm asking the fucking question

[Krhyme Killz]

excessive 'low battery' indicators that seem to only use more of your battery (phone, smoke detector, etc)

snow. schools are delayed. work isn't.

drizzle. just fucking rain and get it over with, son

Madea.

Broken glass on carpet. Dude, you are NEVER gonna get every piece

people who can't properly use the 'self check out line'...using the 'self check out line'

Domino's Pizza...nah son

WIC....why on EARTH does WIC have to be sooooo specific...juice is juice my nigga...smh

Stale Blunts/Rellos....nigga you know i'm not gonna smoke this in this current form. give me a fresh rello

Animal Planet

people walking with massive amounts of change in their pocket...shhhh....i'm trying to think here

'How are you?'..."i'm good, and you?".....*silence*

Grover from Sesame Street

movie theater concessions. popcorn ANYWHERE else in the world? $1.50. popcorn at the movies? $10.50

[FreezyCT]

people who dont use blinkers..i cant read your mind
people who turn left and take the lane hugging the curb..they never look
people who block on-ramps because they have no sense to merge to the left
people who talk with their hands, while driving
people who drive in the left lane
people who stop their cart in the middle of the isle at the grocery store
the fact Game cigars went up from .69 to .79...instead of 3 quarters, i now need to fish for coins
lazy weed dealers..this is your job
8ths that go for 65..what ATM gives out 5s
people who stay over too long..i dont know how to tell you to leave, but you need to go
micro-managing..self explanitory
facebook..self explanitory
teenagers..self explanitory
the fact my direct deposit clears friday morning when everyone else's clears thursday night

thats all i can think of for now

I hate anyone who says Pet Hate because they don't like the sound of Pet Peeve.

[Jason]

when people call me and leave a voicemail to call them back like i dont have called ID .. that gets me
when people put their hands up then say "i have a question" i want to slap them right in the brain
when girls talk about how much they eat when they dont really eat shit i find it annoying as fuck

[V3numb]

^pretty much the 2nd one.. lmao

[Obey]

Asian people that act like they can't fucking speak english and play the dumb card. I swear to fucking God one day I'm going to flip the fuck out.