My Dad's a free-mason - Lets Beef

**pUL5e** · #1 09-30-2009, 10:27 PM

So that whole free-masons worship the devil theory can be shot down..

How did I find this out?

I was gonna show my mom a video about the Illuminati and they said some shit about free masons she wuz all like...

"what? your fathers a mason"

I asked my dad about it, he knew a lot of shit about them, explained how it worked, how to get in..

So free-masons =/= Illuminati

Illuminati must consist of some other type of organization..

**pUL5e** · 09-30-2009, 10:27 PM

So that whole free-masons worship the devil theory can be shot down..

How did I find this out?

I was gonna show my mom a video about the Illuminati and they said some shit about free masons she wuz all like...

"what? your fathers a mason"

I asked my dad about it, he knew a lot of shit about them, explained how it worked, how to get in..

So free-masons =/= Illuminati

Illuminati must consist of some other type of organization..

**Heavythoughtz** · #2 09-30-2009, 10:35 PM

my grandpa is a shriner. they get to ride those little go-carts and wear those little accordion monkey hats. sounds like a good time

**Heavythoughtz** · 09-30-2009, 10:35 PM

my grandpa is a shriner. they get to ride those little go-carts and wear those little accordion monkey hats. sounds like a good time

**pUL5e** · #3 09-30-2009, 10:38 PM

That's cool-beans....

**pUL5e** · 09-30-2009, 10:38 PM

That's cool-beans....

**Just C** · #4 09-30-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Heavythoughtz

my grandpa is a shriner. they get to ride those little go-carts and wear those little accordion monkey hats. sounds like a good time

LMMFAO!!^^^^^^

**Just C** · 09-30-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heavythoughtz

my grandpa is a shriner. they get to ride those little go-carts and wear those little accordion monkey hats. sounds like a good time

LMMFAO!!^^^^^^

**Mindless** · #5 10-01-2009, 03:49 AM

No pulse. You're daddy is a satanist who's plotting to take over the world. Didn't you see that video about Jay-Z....

**Mindless** · 10-01-2009, 03:49 AM

No pulse. You're daddy is a satanist who's plotting to take over the world. Didn't you see that video about Jay-Z....

Tha Finest · #6 10-03-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindless

No pulse. You're daddy is a satanist who's plotting to take over the world. Didn't you see that video about Jay-Z....

Yo, we all know about Jay bein a Mason.

E.g Run This Town he uses the Line: 'Im In Mason'

also Check D'evils. Kinda Obvious.

Fukin Punk.

Tha Finest · 10-03-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindless

No pulse. You're daddy is a satanist who's plotting to take over the world. Didn't you see that video about Jay-Z....

Yo, we all know about Jay bein a Mason.

E.g Run This Town he uses the Line: 'Im In Mason'

also Check D'evils. Kinda Obvious.

Fukin Punk.

**Warren Peece** · #7 10-01-2009, 04:47 AM

My homie johnny . his grandfather is a freemason in the scottish blue lodge. - the history teacher at North High was a self-proclaimed mason but chose not to speak on too much of it. I mean. Masons and all that shits no secret pulse . there's a lot of them. i guess each indvidual just has to play their part in society whether it's a doctor, lawyer, or even a guidance counselor.

**Warren Peece** · 10-01-2009, 04:47 AM

My homie johnny . his grandfather is a freemason in the scottish blue lodge. - the history teacher at North High was a self-proclaimed mason but chose not to speak on too much of it. I mean. Masons and all that shits no secret pulse . there's a lot of them. i guess each indvidual just has to play their part in society whether it's a doctor, lawyer, or even a guidance counselor.

**King John** · #8 10-01-2009, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pULSe

So that whole free-masons worship the devil theory can be shot down..

How did I find this out?

I was gonna show my mom a video about the Illuminati and they said some shit about free masons she wuz all like...

"what? your fathers a mason"

I asked my dad about it, he knew a lot of shit about them, explained how it worked, how to get in..

So free-masons =/= Illuminati

Illuminati must consist of some other type of organization..

Do you know how high ranking a member he is?

**King John** · 10-01-2009, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pULSe

So that whole free-masons worship the devil theory can be shot down..

How did I find this out?

I was gonna show my mom a video about the Illuminati and they said some shit about free masons she wuz all like...

"what? your fathers a mason"

I asked my dad about it, he knew a lot of shit about them, explained how it worked, how to get in..

So free-masons =/= Illuminati

Illuminati must consist of some other type of organization..

Do you know how high ranking a member he is?

**pUL5e** · #9 10-01-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King John

Do you know how high ranking a member he is?

Idk but he's one of the people that sets up meetings. Ya'll got it wrong the whole time though. It's just a frat like any other old frat. Secret handshakes + codes

But the point is to help people out. There might be a doctor in your "lodge" (where the masons of your area meet) or maybe a gardener.

If you need help w/ anything, the doctor or gardener will hook you up.

My dad was telling me how he went to get this suit tailored and he saw a guy with a freemason pin. My dad shook his hand and the dude already knew what was up.

He tore my dad's suit apart and made him one from scratch.

**pUL5e** · 10-01-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King John

Do you know how high ranking a member he is?

Idk but he's one of the people that sets up meetings. Ya'll got it wrong the whole time though. It's just a frat like any other old frat. Secret handshakes + codes

But the point is to help people out. There might be a doctor in your "lodge" (where the masons of your area meet) or maybe a gardener.

If you need help w/ anything, the doctor or gardener will hook you up.

My dad was telling me how he went to get this suit tailored and he saw a guy with a freemason pin. My dad shook his hand and the dude already knew what was up.

He tore my dad's suit apart and made him one from scratch.

#10 10-02-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pULSe

He tore my dad's suit apart and made him one from scratch.

Unnecessary.

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Originally Posted by slappdoctor

4real Do They Know About Fema Camps?

I love these. A big open area which is fenced off, and military can be seen around them. Maybe it's a military base? And they constantly produce heating.....and....that's how people usually prefer to live, warm. And they have lots of coffins? Ok, strange as fuck, but lets think of it this way, if you were going to kill someone, would you get them a coffin? I mean, not only is that an incredible amount of money to waste, but you just wouldnt do it, and if you were to, why leave them out in plain daylight, ever hear of wet rot?

Pulse, the way you say this is like;

''Mom, look at these free masons''
"Just like your father eh?"
"What?"
"Your father, you know hes a free mason yeah?"
"No..."
"Oh ask him about it"

"Dad, are you a free mason?"
"Yeah, of course I am."
"I never knew..."
"What do you mean? I always go to my free mason meetings, the handshake I do with Paul at the laundromat? The pin with the free masons symbol I wear to work? I mean, I knew we never spoke about it, but come on son, you have to be pretty damn retarded not to notice"
"*Drools on water wings*"

10-02-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pULSe

He tore my dad's suit apart and made him one from scratch.

Unnecessary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by slappdoctor

4real Do They Know About Fema Camps?

I love these. A big open area which is fenced off, and military can be seen around them. Maybe it's a military base? And they constantly produce heating.....and....that's how people usually prefer to live, warm. And they have lots of coffins? Ok, strange as fuck, but lets think of it this way, if you were going to kill someone, would you get them a coffin? I mean, not only is that an incredible amount of money to waste, but you just wouldnt do it, and if you were to, why leave them out in plain daylight, ever hear of wet rot?

Pulse, the way you say this is like;

''Mom, look at these free masons''
"Just like your father eh?"
"What?"
"Your father, you know hes a free mason yeah?"
"No..."
"Oh ask him about it"

"Dad, are you a free mason?"
"Yeah, of course I am."
"I never knew..."
"What do you mean? I always go to my free mason meetings, the handshake I do with Paul at the laundromat? The pin with the free masons symbol I wear to work? I mean, I knew we never spoke about it, but come on son, you have to be pretty damn retarded not to notice"
"*Drools on water wings*"

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