I've got a couple of things.
Like obviously these aren't the worst because they are punches, but both being Pokemon based in this "gangster rap battle" stuff are why I add them.
Maybe the first punch I ever wrote, in 2007, unanswered against De Swagger (MahVulvas).
If you see De Swagger in a battle you must be FIGHTING A PSYDUCK.
And this one was posted like 3 days ago...
Taking a risk? Nah, it he’s SAYING HE’S CHANCY then he’s holding an oval stone during the DAY WITH A HAPP’NY!
Vs [G4NG GR33N] I said something like "I'll have green turning red like he's JOINING THE MEXICANS". Illimit called me out on it in votes, exposing me for thinking Mexicans wore yellow because that's the colour that represents them in GTA San Andreas.
And just off the top, I picked up most of my rap lingo from NWA back then and misheard a lot of it. I can't find it weirdly but I wrote "DOSE WRITER" instead of "GHOST WRITER" and shit. I think @
Papi taught me the word properly via the tournies.
Here's a horrendous cypher. Fun fact, UA was also a feature on the original cypher.
17/04/07
The Bissnas
WE START 1, 2 CHECK THE FLOW,
ITS DIEIN OUT CAUSE THSE NIGGZ CANT GO,
THE DISTANCE,
REQUIRED IN THIS BUISSNAS,
ITS A TOUGH OLD GAME,
FULL OF HUMILIATION AND SHAME,
MAKING MIXTAPES,
MAKING, MISTAKES,
HAVING TO PLEA IN THE FRONT OF PRODUCERS,
PEOPLE WHO HAVE WITNESSED FAKE HOODSTERS,
AND BELIEVE,
YOU AINT NOTIN YOUR AVERAGE STEVE,
TELL YA TO GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES,
AND LEAVE THEY OFFICE,
LOOK AT THE TAPE AND TOSS IT,
ANOTHER DREAM CRUSHED,
ANOTHER DESIRE A BUST,
MAKIN MANY ARTISTS INSANE,
THEY CANT DEAL WITH THE HEARTACHE AND PAIN,
BUT IF YA GOT THE DETERMINATION,
YOULL BE A HIP HOP SENSATIN,
ITLL ALL COME AT ONCE LIKE 7 CHRISTMAS',
ITS CALLED THE RAP BUISSNAS,
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Worst line you ever wrote?
Hybrid Mode
