lost faith in humanity last night

[Jason]

so im with my boy we're playing some classic mario part 3 on N64. we decide that were hungry and were gunna get a pizza .. so i order using the App on my iphone .. and this particular App tracks the "40 minute guarantee" to the second. unlike in the past where they just tell you the time over the phone. anyway so we order and resume mario party patiently waiting for our delicious pie. so i check the time on the App. about 10 minutes remaining till its free. so now im getting butterflies .. either they come in the next 2 minutes .... or theyre late .. thats always how it is in life.
so a few painful minutes later i get a call on my cell phone "the pizza guy is almost there blah blah where is your house he cant find it" so i tell him and whatever and as hes getting out of the car the timer on the App gets to 00:00 ... FREEEEE PIIIIZZAAAA i even screenshotted the shit on my iphone as proof
anyway so mr pizza man is walking to my door and i say to him ... i got some bad news for you bro, youre late. hes like "NO NO NO" instantly freaking out on ya boy
so im like here is the App .. it says 00:00 .. the timer ran out .. you are late.. hook up that free pieeeeee
so he wouldnt do it so i ask him to call his supervisor and his supervisor is all like "the driver said he was there on time yadda yadda"
BULLSHIT.
so i didnt pay for my pizza and went back inside and wrote like a 10 paragraph email blasting the shit outta them then i called the customer service guy and blasted the shit outta them for another 20 minutes lmaoooo on some soccer mom shit.
im gunna hit up some newspapers and tell them my story
I WILL NOT LET THIS GO
i wont stop till i have a card that gives me unlimited pizza for the rest of my life

there is no justice in the world when a mothafucka cant even get the free pizza he deserves

absolutely appalling

^i used that in my email

[Aggo]

There are places that still do that XX minutes or less and i'ts free? Was this a big chain?

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Agonize

There are places that still do that XX minutes or less and i'ts free? Was this a big chain?

chyeaaa big chain

prolly gunna set hitman to my house to make sure this story wont get out

i wont be silenced tho

believe that

[Obey]

I would've taken the pizza, opened it.. Spit all around it. Close the box, and hand it back.

[Aggo]

Alright, first official LetsBeef meet and greet pizza party at Jason's place!

---------- Post added at 11:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:09 AM ----------

Originally Posted by Obey

I would've taken the pizza, opened it.. Spit all around it. Close the box, and hand it back.

I would have paid the driver, tipped him generously, and enjoyed delicious pizza.

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Agonize

Alright, first official LetsBeef meet and greet pizza party at Jason's place!

except there aint no mothafuckin pizza


im goin all the way to the top w/ this my friends

on the phone im like let me speak to yours superior
hes like i cant do that
im like hold up ... are you the CEO of this company? hes like no. and im like, well then you have a superior so transfer me to him or give me his number
hes all like "i cant do that n shit" lmaooooo

I WILL SINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

[Godbody]

sometimes you have to wild out to get what you want. its the customer thats important and in your case they could care less

but in cases where you're actually in the store they'll bend over backwards so you don't make a scene. happened to me @ Verizon when they tried to tell me i was shit outta luck after a 64GB memory card i bought was defective. they were bullshitting me for like 15 minutes so they wouldnt have to replace it and i'd go through warranty

so i basically raised my voice a little, enough to get some heads turning and told them I never had those problems with any other phone company and that they can't even argue about not gettin me a new one cuz I'm not walkin out til I do..then I said somethin along the lines of "you dont want me making a scene" and the manager had an employee run and go get me one


moral of the story
people are pieces of shit, let them know

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Godbody

sometimes you have to wild out to get what you want. its the customer thats important and in your case they could care less

but in cases where you're actually in the store they'll bend over backwards so you don't make a scene. happened to me @ Verizon when they tried to tell me i was shit outta luck after a 64GB memory card i bought was defective. they were bullshitting me for like 15 minutes so they wouldnt have to replace it and i'd go through warranty

so i basically raised my voice a little, enough to get some heads turning and told them I never had those problems with any other phone company and that they can't even argue about not gettin me a new one cuz I'm not walkin out til I do..then I said somethin along the lines of "you dont want me making a scene" and the manager had an employee run and go get me one


moral of the story
people are pieces of shit, let them know

you right b

fuck em

[HandJob Alias]

So i was takin a shit last night while playing Mario GoKart on N64 with my sister in the bathroom and I was like Look Sister Alias, that doo-doo has stubbornly hangin halfway out of my BH (butthole) for 28 minutes without ploppin the water yet, check the App on my phone, its called the "CRAPP" AND timer said i had 16 hours for that turd to splatter some H20 or I could suck it back in...long story short here I sit, I little frustrated but im not goin to let the man beat me either!!! guess we both had a shitty night...@Jason

Freestyle Comedy

[Obey]

Originally Posted by HandJob Alias

So i was takin a shit last night while playing Mario GoKart on N64 with my sister in the bathroom and I was like Look Sister Alias, that doo-doo has stubbornly hangin halfway out of my BH (butthole) for 28 minutes without ploppin the water yet, check the App on my phone, its called the "CRAPP" AND timer said i had 16 hours for that turd to splatter some H20 or I could suck it back in...long story short here I sit, I little frustrated but im not goin to let the man beat me either!!! guess we both had a shitty night...@Jason

Freestyle Comedy

Lmao, dude what drugs are you on?