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06-18-2012, 04:19 PM
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I've got the technique for picking up MILFs
Gotta give me props...I'm a nigga thats 20 gettin thighs from bitches in their late 30's and early 40's.
They tend to hang around 7eleven at 1:00AM in a very nice Mercedes Benz that their hard-working husbands probably bought them.
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06-18-2012, 04:46 PM
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smh at the thought of having a 'technique' to get any bitch yo
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06-18-2012, 05:10 PM
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His technique involves chlorophyll, a getaway van, his mom's basement, & a whole bottle of Viagra so he has the chance of getting his little thing up.
...Usually doesn't happen though, so he just leaves the poor 70 year old woman he considers a MILF bounded to his booster chair he still uses at the dinner table & watches Adventure Time.
That is the "technique", Krhyme.
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06-18-2012, 05:10 PM
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His technique involves chlorophyll, a getaway van, his mom's basement, & a whole bottle of Viagra so he has the chance of getting his little thing up.
...Usually doesn't happen though, so he just leaves the poor 70 year old woman he considers a MILF bounded to his booster chair he still uses at the dinner table & watches Adventure Time.
That is the "technique", Krhyme.
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06-18-2012, 05:13 PM
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chlorofyll? lol...fuck is he taking her home to do...botany?
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06-18-2012, 05:15 PM
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Chloroform, my bad...
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06-18-2012, 05:15 PM
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Chloroform, my bad...
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06-18-2012, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason
congrats, you fucked pussy thats been fucked by many more men then girls our age, which means theyre way more likely to have something and/or be loose. are also not as good looking because.. well...theyre old
at the end of the day..... its an achievement for them... not you
but good job bro!
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Nicely said.
Cougars are nice when you're young, but they are the biggest ho's if they have any looks to them. It's them enticing you cuz you are what they look for, not the other way around. You're the piece of ass.
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06-18-2012, 05:56 PM
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Actually this bitch was pretty damn sexy. She probably looks better than anything you could scoop Jason...but then again, I don't expect a nigga with 1950's style grandfather shoes on to be the judge of whats sexy..
Ya'll mad cuz I can fuck whatever bitch I run game on. Understandable. Don't hate on a bruhva, go outside and make some power moves. Get ya charm up, B
ya'll some wack niggas...type to get drunk at a party and sit against the wall with a clenched fist, enraged that some other bum nigga took the decent looking bitch you were too scared to run game on
& by the way she was doin her thing paying at the register and thats when I was like damn you're a MILF and I hit her with the G-speech..it wasn't her tryna go after me...Get @ me you faggots...I'm a G'd up nigga with tremendous swagger..parts sold separately B
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Dead at chlofyl hahahahaha.
And dead at the 7/11 MILF Hunter
Hahahaha I'm dying over here.
His technique involves hanging outside a shitty store on an iffy street in the ghetto in the pissing rain at 1 in the morning like some little Oliver Twist Jiggalo waiting to be sexually adopted by some wealthy naughty forty in a Merc.
Hahahahaha
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06-18-2012, 06:03 PM
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Just C needs a technique for those horrible jokes with corny ass references like "Oliver Twist" and crooked-toothed faggot slang like "pissing rain"
Your technique for picking up women probably consists of joining chatrooms and private messaging the ugliest piece of ass that's desperate enough to flicker an eyebrow @ you B
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