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Greatest LB Punches All-Time
I feel like droppin my jaw and laughing at the same time. Someone entertain me lol
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vs. frankie clipz
once i give that Matic-a-Yank it'll be "Clappin at Frank" like a sin-ATRA PERFORMANCE ! see all dem Flaws In His Verse? they make'm pause in his words like COMMAS n COLONS ! I'll treat this Single-Clipz like "Pringle Chips" the way i'm POPPIN EM OPEN ! when i spark-da-eight he'll "start to break" like when you see the COPS THAT PATROLLIN ! i beat-em-dead n leave him "Red" but it's NOT MR. FOREMAN (70's)! if you say you pull-clips it's "Bull"-Shit like Dennis RODMAN 'n JORDAN! I treat these "clips like some zits" the way I be POPPIN 'n 'PORE'-IN ! point'a glock to ya forehead 'n i'm BOOKIN w/ HALF YA CHIPS/ this dip-shit will sit-stiff cos' he a NUKKA w/ AVR'AGE SCRIPTS! he'll dip-quick when i "Split Clipse" like PUSHA or MALICE QUIT! catch me hookin' da baddest bitch..but ya FAKE PIMPIN's SO LAME/ you couldn't "rep" a "dope set" if you were WEIGHT LIFTIN' COCAINE ! you don't blast-pumps you just "Gassed Up" so i'ma give this LAME BITCH some PRO-PAIN ! so when i'm flexin-da-kay it'll "Send Clips Away" like a BLAKE GRIFFIN ROAD GAME !! i hate clipz, his whole gang...ya'll think CLASSICKS A THREAT?/ HALF OF YA SET is HOMOs that AV'RAGE AT BEST but SOLO's a MASHUP OF VETS we bring CASKETS 'n DEATH the way we HANDIN OUT TECHS like BASKETBALL REFS !
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vs. frankie clipz
once i give that Matic-a-Yank it'll be "Clappin at Frank" like a sin-ATRA PERFORMANCE ! see all dem Flaws In His Verse? they make'm pause in his words like COMMAS n COLONS ! I'll treat this Single-Clipz like "Pringle Chips" the way i'm POPPIN EM OPEN ! when i spark-da-eight he'll "start to break" like when you see the COPS THAT PATROLLIN ! i beat-em-dead n leave him "Red" but it's NOT MR. FOREMAN (70's)! if you say you pull-clips it's "Bull"-Shit like Dennis RODMAN 'n JORDAN! I treat these "clips like some zits" the way I be POPPIN 'n 'PORE'-IN ! point'a glock to ya forehead 'n i'm BOOKIN w/ HALF YA CHIPS/ this dip-shit will sit-stiff cos' he a NUKKA w/ AVR'AGE SCRIPTS! he'll dip-quick when i "Split Clipse" like PUSHA or MALICE QUIT! catch me hookin' da baddest bitch..but ya FAKE PIMPIN's SO LAME/ you couldn't "rep" a "dope set" if you were WEIGHT LIFTIN' COCAINE ! you don't blast-pumps you just "Gassed Up" so i'ma give this LAME BITCH some PRO-PAIN ! so when i'm flexin-da-kay it'll "Send Clips Away" like a BLAKE GRIFFIN ROAD GAME !! i hate clipz, his whole gang...ya'll think CLASSICKS A THREAT?/ HALF OF YA SET is HOMOs that AV'RAGE AT BEST but SOLO's a MASHUP OF VETS we bring CASKETS 'n DEATH the way we HANDIN OUT TECHS like BASKETBALL REFS !
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vs Ill Phenom
Raps a HOBBIE, I SPIT QUOTES you’d only catch the win if ya ROB ME WITH SHIT VOTES cos in FIGHTS YA WOULDN’T KILL & ya WRITES COULDN’T BE “ILL” COPYIN’ SICK NOTES!!... Ya make me LAUGH SO, QUIT SPEAKIN’ cos like CATHOLIC TEACHINGS your PUNS?? NONES/NUNS HITTIN why’s I.V. carrying this ORDINARY FOOL?? No RAW CARPENTRY TOOLS when GUNS COME DRILLIN’ to put ‘P Asleep Tonight’ like SOME YOUNG CHILDREN!!... Fuel grip the GUN AN COME FIRING LEAD Escaping me? S’like RUNNING FROM FALLING BEDS that “BUNKS A FAIL” he ‘Fit The Picture Of Bad Smells Well’ like SKUNKS AN TAILS Smells like his ‘Doughs/Doe’s Gone Off Maths’ cos” SUM’THIN’S STALE” & I’ll have ya ‘Bars Locked, Up’ like DRUNKS IN JAIL!!... Not talking bout ‘Blowin Pistols’ but my LEAD got HEAD OFF HIS WIFE this near DEAD AFRICAN DYKE only ‘Hungry For Money’ cos he never got FED BREAD IN HIS LIFE!!... Man ‘I’lll Bet Spell Check’ couldn’t give his GRAMMER CORRECTIONS wouldn’t ‘Gain High Steps’ with a LADDERS CONNECTION an only time ‘P Got Ill Flow’ is with BLADDER INFECTIONS!!... Think ‘P’ FLOWZ CONSTANT WITH THE GOLD? How, when in ‘Antarctica’ pee turns FROZED ONCE EXPOSED TO THE COLD!! Dudes HAIR TORN TO PIECES knowin im KILLIN’ THIS GUY when I put ILL IN THE SKY like AIR BORN DISEASES!!... Everything HE SPIT, SON it BE FICTION my ‘Dope Lines’ come at ‘Ill before Pill’ without a PRE-SCRIPTION!!... Ya scripts? Man please stop POSTIN SHIT BITCH Fuel flow with OCEAN QUICKNESS & only time we see ‘Ill Over Board’ is with MOTION SICKNESS!!... When I put ‘P On Ground’ wont be ENEMIE’S DOWN cos We fam, so ya know ‘Your-In/Urine a Circle’ WHEN P’S AROUND!!... This ‘Addict got E-motional Triggers’ like he EXPRESSIN/X-PRESSIN’ HIS FEELINGS? Till my TWO GLOCKS, CAUSIN HARM no ROOF TOP PRISON ARMS tho WEAPONS IM CON-CEALING!!... When I read his verse, I knew HE SENT FABLE SCRIPTURES after all the time ‘I.V. Put Into His Skills’ man, WE SPENT AGES BITCHES & I’ll put ya mothers ‘Legs Up, For Sport’ like RECENT TABLE FITURES!!... This ‘Air Puff’ raised by HIPPIES AN SUCH his moms loves a good STIFFY TO MUNCH I mean C’mon Dawg she left my ‘Wood Oiled’ like “CHIPPYS AT LUNCH”!!... With ya girl aint no ‘Vibrators Or S&M’ but I’ll NAIL HER RABBIT he on that cop FAVOUR, RAT SHIT so I’ll have this ‘Snitch Stitched Up’ with no TAILORS FABRIC & put ‘P over Board’ like a SAILORS HABBIT!!...
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vs Ill Phenom
Raps a HOBBIE, I SPIT QUOTES you’d only catch the win if ya ROB ME WITH SHIT VOTES cos in FIGHTS YA WOULDN’T KILL & ya WRITES COULDN’T BE “ILL” COPYIN’ SICK NOTES!!... Ya make me LAUGH SO, QUIT SPEAKIN’ cos like CATHOLIC TEACHINGS your PUNS?? NONES/NUNS HITTIN why’s I.V. carrying this ORDINARY FOOL?? No RAW CARPENTRY TOOLS when GUNS COME DRILLIN’ to put ‘P Asleep Tonight’ like SOME YOUNG CHILDREN!!... Fuel grip the GUN AN COME FIRING LEAD Escaping me? S’like RUNNING FROM FALLING BEDS that “BUNKS A FAIL” he ‘Fit The Picture Of Bad Smells Well’ like SKUNKS AN TAILS Smells like his ‘Doughs/Doe’s Gone Off Maths’ cos” SUM’THIN’S STALE” & I’ll have ya ‘Bars Locked, Up’ like DRUNKS IN JAIL!!... Not talking bout ‘Blowin Pistols’ but my LEAD got HEAD OFF HIS WIFE this near DEAD AFRICAN DYKE only ‘Hungry For Money’ cos he never got FED BREAD IN HIS LIFE!!... Man ‘I’lll Bet Spell Check’ couldn’t give his GRAMMER CORRECTIONS wouldn’t ‘Gain High Steps’ with a LADDERS CONNECTION an only time ‘P Got Ill Flow’ is with BLADDER INFECTIONS!!... Think ‘P’ FLOWZ CONSTANT WITH THE GOLD? How, when in ‘Antarctica’ pee turns FROZED ONCE EXPOSED TO THE COLD!! Dudes HAIR TORN TO PIECES knowin im KILLIN’ THIS GUY when I put ILL IN THE SKY like AIR BORN DISEASES!!... Everything HE SPIT, SON it BE FICTION my ‘Dope Lines’ come at ‘Ill before Pill’ without a PRE-SCRIPTION!!... Ya scripts? Man please stop POSTIN SHIT BITCH Fuel flow with OCEAN QUICKNESS & only time we see ‘Ill Over Board’ is with MOTION SICKNESS!!... When I put ‘P On Ground’ wont be ENEMIE’S DOWN cos We fam, so ya know ‘Your-In/Urine a Circle’ WHEN P’S AROUND!!... This ‘Addict got E-motional Triggers’ like he EXPRESSIN/X-PRESSIN’ HIS FEELINGS? Till my TWO GLOCKS, CAUSIN HARM no ROOF TOP PRISON ARMS tho WEAPONS IM CON-CEALING!!... When I read his verse, I knew HE SENT FABLE SCRIPTURES after all the time ‘I.V. Put Into His Skills’ man, WE SPENT AGES BITCHES & I’ll put ya mothers ‘Legs Up, For Sport’ like RECENT TABLE FITURES!!... This ‘Air Puff’ raised by HIPPIES AN SUCH his moms loves a good STIFFY TO MUNCH I mean C’mon Dawg she left my ‘Wood Oiled’ like “CHIPPYS AT LUNCH”!!... With ya girl aint no ‘Vibrators Or S&M’ but I’ll NAIL HER RABBIT he on that cop FAVOUR, RAT SHIT so I’ll have this ‘Snitch Stitched Up’ with no TAILORS FABRIC & put ‘P over Board’ like a SAILORS HABBIT!!...
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Both heroin. Keep em rollin in folks!
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those are verses not punchlines homos
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01-07-2012, 12:28 AM
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those are verses not punchlines homos
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01-07-2012, 12:31 AM
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those are verses not punchlines homos
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he wanted to be entertained... Sooooo.... lol
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vs JackFrost (was a quick snipe)
If dude THINKIN HE can ACTUALLY RAP?? Fuel will “Wash Any Present Thoughts” he has, with “Soap Covered Hands” HITTIN’ HIM A SLIPPERY JAB that’ll have his head “SPINNIN FAST”…NO LAUNDRY FAM!!Dude aint AMAZING YO WE ALL KNOW THAT GOON & trust I got “J’s House Flushed” like BLAZING IN CASINO BATHROOMS!! i'll "Bust A Cork" in his ANTIE'S RUG like CHAMPAGNE Dont need any sharp harmful comments to “Put J Down Quick” like ANTI DRUG CAMPAIGN'S!! Fuel got this "Dead Man Wrapped Up" but he still DUMMY WALKING & if he COME at ME TALKING?? i'll put an end to frost like SUNNY MORNINGS
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he would have to WORK SOME MAGIC to CLIP A(clipper) KING cuz if my THUNDER'S CLAPPING... the only way he'll BUCK A MAVERICK is with WIZARDRY!!! when i BLAST OFF ROCKETS ill BLAZE HIS TRAIL and if 'sun think he can bob cats' and a CAV CANT POP HIM this nigguh CRAZY AS HELL!!! cuz if this nigguh got some JAZZ IN HIS STEP im BLASTING THE TECH and 'leave fiji a thing of the past' where them RAPTORS IS AT!!! he's broke and aint 'keeping pace' so he aint DESERVING SHIT and while he BURNING KNICKS/(nicks) im getting '7 OR 6 O's'... and if he 'daring to pay those'... he'll learn i make more than NEW JERSEY NETS!!!(annually)
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You can tell by the way he's AWKWARDLY RHYMING that he's so Openly Gay he has a CLOSET INSIDE HIM!
Look, I'll choke him out when I'm PUTTING THE FLEX ON, if he "Acts Dumb" and makes a 'STUPID IMPRESSION?' Then I'll "Stab At 'Em" and cut 'NEW, CLEAR' SECTIONS, because you wouldn't be "Part 'Uh Cool Crowds" as a GROUP OF ELECTRONS!!(Atom/Nuclear/Particle.)
Damn, bro... I'll "Abbreviate Your Life" for claiming that you're GRABBING ON THE LARKIN', SHIIIIT, the only time you'll see "Are You, In a Fight?" Is when you 'ASK ABOUT AN ARGUMENT!' If you had tracks, and you act like those TRACKS ARE SOMETHING HARD, THEN BITCH you'll see my "Sure Ten Diss Continue" about how you couldn't ACTUALLY START A 'DISC.!!'(R.U/Shorten Discontinue/Disk.)
So, before you say you'll SHOOT ME WITH THE EAG, GUY? You should take your page and "Blank It" because you WOULDN'T EVEN 'SLEEP TIGHT!'(Blanket)
When you were born, then doctor's first words were: "This BABY LOOKS ODD..." Then your father saw you, and turned, FACING YOUR MOM, and with a look that showed he was BLATANTLY SHOCKED dropped his head in disgrace, and thought: "He should have been a STAIN ON A SOCK..." And the way you're FAKING IS RUDE, so he'll get this "L U C" cause when I go CRAZY AND SHOOT his arms go up like a "Y" and he saying he's got some 'SPLAINING TO DO!!'(L-U-C-Y)
Just some of MY better lines. Far from the greatest all time on the site.
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You can tell by the way he's AWKWARDLY RHYMING that he's so Openly Gay he has a CLOSET INSIDE HIM!
Look, I'll choke him out when I'm PUTTING THE FLEX ON, if he "Acts Dumb" and makes a 'STUPID IMPRESSION?' Then I'll "Stab At 'Em" and cut 'NEW, CLEAR' SECTIONS, because you wouldn't be "Part 'Uh Cool Crowds" as a GROUP OF ELECTRONS!!(Atom/Nuclear/Particle.)
Damn, bro... I'll "Abbreviate Your Life" for claiming that you're GRABBING ON THE LARKIN', SHIIIIT, the only time you'll see "Are You, In a Fight?" Is when you 'ASK ABOUT AN ARGUMENT!' If you had tracks, and you act like those TRACKS ARE SOMETHING HARD, THEN BITCH you'll see my "Sure Ten Diss Continue" about how you couldn't ACTUALLY START A 'DISC.!!'(R.U/Shorten Discontinue/Disk.)
So, before you say you'll SHOOT ME WITH THE EAG, GUY? You should take your page and "Blank It" because you WOULDN'T EVEN 'SLEEP TIGHT!'(Blanket)
When you were born, then doctor's first words were: "This BABY LOOKS ODD..." Then your father saw you, and turned, FACING YOUR MOM, and with a look that showed he was BLATANTLY SHOCKED dropped his head in disgrace, and thought: "He should have been a STAIN ON A SOCK..." And the way you're FAKING IS RUDE, so he'll get this "L U C" cause when I go CRAZY AND SHOOT his arms go up like a "Y" and he saying he's got some 'SPLAINING TO DO!!'(L-U-C-Y)
Just some of MY better lines. Far from the greatest all time on the site.
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