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03-01-2011, 06:53 PM
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Illest Shit You've Done At Work
yall know Killz threads be classic...so here's a new one for you...
what is the illest shit you've done at work?
me?
i had this one boss a few years ago..white chick. she was decent looking, had some nice hips and a big ole ass for a white girl. she was about maybe 9 years older than the god...and had a black husband. she would always flirt with me and shit...so one day i kinda flirted back a bit. one thing led to another, and i had the bitch come through my crib. she gave a nigga some BOMBIN head and i nutted all over her face n shit....then she came up to the job on her day off and sucked me off in a vacant office...she was TRULY feeling the kid...but check it..i gassed her up like yeah we can fuck...so sh gave me a raise and all that...then i never fucked her and stopped talking to her lol...
note two things: 1. this is NOT the illest thing i've done at work 2. i swear on everything i love that this shit is true, b.....so no outlandish bullshit in this thread...lol...keep it real homies.
i'll add some additional true stories later
-Killz
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03-01-2011, 06:59 PM
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Theres too fuckin many too mention tbh lol....I been workin in/runnin nightclubs for 6 years... so its a case of what 'ill shit' i havent done at work LMFAO
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03-01-2011, 07:00 PM
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Bosses don't work, bruhva... 
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03-01-2011, 07:48 PM
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i knew there was hope...
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03-01-2011, 07:48 PM
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03-01-2011, 08:04 PM
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Went On LetsBeef.com While At Work 
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03-01-2011, 08:19 PM
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^Student's usertag is retired, so to him LB is work.
But nah I've done nothing ever mad at work. I got fired for not turning up or getting caught being high alot. I'm not as badass as EtH beyond these limitations.
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03-01-2011, 08:19 PM
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^Student's usertag is retired, so to him LB is work.
But nah I've done nothing ever mad at work. I got fired for not turning up or getting caught being high alot. I'm not as badass as EtH beyond these limitations.
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03-01-2011, 08:24 PM
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Since When Is EtH A "Badass"? Just Cause You Have A Stone Cold Steve Austin Avatar Doesn't Mean Your A Badass, That's Like Saying Nelly Makes Gangsta Rap.
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03-01-2011, 08:24 PM
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lol at the tag
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03-01-2011, 08:24 PM
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lol at the tag
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Student, is that kinda like how saying "I had slicked back here and wear dickies" makes you a hardcore set banging bitch slaping gun blasting crip nigga?
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03-01-2011, 08:28 PM
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Student, is that kinda like how saying "I had slicked back here and wear dickies" makes you a hardcore set banging bitch slaping gun blasting crip nigga?
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03-01-2011, 08:57 PM
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yeah it did....smh
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