Hello Sheryf, it is really nice to make acquaintance of you. Perhaps one day we can audio battle against one another, as both of us appear to disavow the stereotypical conventional drawl of the fake/real US accent in our spittage. Yours, a humble Jar of Jam.
I hereby welcome the challenge of any gentleman or lady to embroil me in a battle of wits. I especially look forward to sparring with our cousins across the herring pond.