Joe Nutswing was born in the great city of London. The Nutswings are a well respected group of politically inclined perverts who indulge in the teachings of Noam Chomsky, Plato, and Osama Bin Ladens obese daughter: Allahda Bin Laden. Soon after being caught masterbating in the womens bathroom at Oxford University, Joe married his first wife Mya Nutswing. "She so good at sucking my friends dicks at parties" was the famous claim Joe made at their wedding in York; however, the picturesque life Mr. Nutswing had in mind for his newly formed family was soon to come crashing down around him. Three years into their marriage the Nutswings decided to divorce; the reasons were of a sexual nature, but details were never provided about Joe's somewhat frightening and often self-degrading fetishes that drove his wife to become a Cocaine addicted prostitute.