RYAN-yo pass me the ketchup
JAY-Pssssssss, u get yo own ketchup, i aint no fuckin butler.
RYAN-what ever nigga.
JAY-yea what ever, and i want my saints row 2 back today.
RYAN-i didnt finish it yet hold up.
JAY-i dont give a fuck!
RYAN-fuck it!
Narrator-Ryan shoots the game across the kitchen hitting down a 2 thousand dollar family vase.
JAY-oooooo! you gonna be broke this year!
RYAN-i didnt do shit!
POPS-the hell you didnt! look what you did! you fucked up everything in the house! the table, the t.v., the stove, the oven. What else you gonna fuck up?
RYAN-well acually i wa.....
POPS-shut up and get in your room!
Narrator-Ryan walks up to his room, slams the door, then jay walks in laughing and having fun lol! his way!
JAY-thats what yo stupid ass get.
RYAN-shut up, its just a vase
JAY-a vase you broke.
RYAN-what ever. leave me alone.
JAY-iight ill stop fucking with you. but yo, check out this website for me.
RYAN-no, last time pops walked in on us.
JAY-no not that kind of website stupid. this shit right here:TOP NOTCH SPACE. its supposed to be the shit!
RYAN-iight how do i get to it?
JAY-topnotchspace.ning.com dont forget the ning.
RYAN-bitch ok, damn i think i know that!
JAY-what ever foo.
RYAN-ok whats this? hey the music charts on this says that beyonce's halo song is number one! dats da shit huh?
JAY-nigga you gay. oooo! oooo! oooo! play that shit right there! yea that drake!.....yea! dis ma shit! Baby you ma errthang, u all i eva wanted, we can do it real bi................
POPS-if you dont turn that loud ass shit down!!!!!!!
RYAN-im sorry. man we get caught doing everything!
JAY-yea, lets finish lookin at this site, UFC, i got that shit.
RYAN-no you dont.
JAY-yea i do.
RYAN-where its at?
JAY-its at ma nigga rudy house.
RYAN-yea right! everything at rudy house. the game, the wii, the ps3, the 360, the...
JAY-man stop hatin cause you aint got shit.
RYAN-im no........
POPS-turn that computer off now!
RYAN-alright dang dude!
POPS-take yall ass to sleep!
JAY-yo ry, i aint going to sleep.
RYAN-me neither.
JAY-lets go outside.
RYAN-c'mon.
Narrator-What they didnt know was that pops was outside talking to a neighbor, and their room is in the back of the house. usually they go on tha block and hang with people. so they walked to the front of the house quietly.
POPS-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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