once upon a time there was a moma a daddy and a baby,and one day the baby ran out of pampers,and the mom told the dad to go get the baby some pampers,so the dad went to the store,and when he went to the pamper table and picked up the pampers a ghost apeared and said im the ghost of mable able put those pampers back on the table,so the dad put the pampers down,went home and told the mama and baby what happened,so the mom got mad and said i'll go get the baby some pampers,when she got to the store the ghost apeared again and said im the ghost of mable able put those pampers back on the table,so she put the pampers down and went home,and told the daddy and baby what happened,so the baby got mad and said i'll go get my own damn pampers,so the baby went to the store and picked up the pampers and the ghost apeared one last time,and said once again im the ghost of mable able put those pampers back on the table,and the baby said well,im the ghost of tootie fruity and these pampers are about to go on my booty!
lol funny right,my cuz told me that joke when i was 7 and i never forgot it. |