goin to jail,40 bucks for bail,OUI, you and i, broken down, in a brown truck, 3 beers in the trunk, still cold to the touch, tried to push it out for hours, but it wasnt enough, leavin me alone you cowards, now my college turns into cuffs, mace in my face, causin a big fuss, with this bust, my encarceration, got me on probation, so ill have to sit at home while everyones out on vacation, masterbation, my only way of gettin off, 3 years suspension, for not blowin off, for ya, mr. officer, in too drunk, can you offer me some, advise, be precise, because im a lil incoherent, i wasnt that bad at driving, the problem came when i had to steer it, my dearest appologees, my homies just didnt know how to stop me, rear end, prelude tryin to stalk me, talk me into payin for some damage, but my language aint so good right now, so the only way you'll stop me if if you go where they found, me, half in the street, half in the bank, |