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"Topical Tourney GC Rd 1.. Diss No Showed, So I Never Got Opinions On This Entry..."

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Topical Tourney GC Rd1: Claim To Fame






*Kid runs up to a guy in the mall*

Hey Mister! Aren’t you Steven Dash? We noticed you when we was walking pass. My friends didn’t have the heart to ask for a picture and your autograph. “Sure! Here you go!” Damn they watched the show? It was so long ago, and I thought it didn’t air cus it rated low… hmmm…

*Starts Daydreaming*

*Crowd Applauses*

Welcome back to another episode of.. *Crowd Yells in sync* “Claim To Fame”! Haha.. I love that! Don’t You? I’m your host James McLane, and in case you misplaced your brain or turned deranged/insane, this is the show where ordinary people can gain some fame and possibly make some change! Here’s how it goes.. I selected 5 contestants from the crowd that I’m impressed with. They showed signs of aggression, willing to do anything to catch the eye of celebs which.. I must admit it’s kinda depressin. Each contestant was given a task. Example: “Streaking Kanye’s Moms Grave” and if completed successfully, we’ll give em some cash. Sounds simple right? Well… let’s add Kanye and a ginsu knife, chasing you while holding a picture of RayJ giving Kim the pipe!

Ok, ok, ok.. That’s enough.. Oh and by the way, I have to plug our lovely sponsor: “VagiScrub”! If You Have an Uncontrollable Itch and A Swollen Kitty, use VagiScrub! Created by Oprah Winfrey…!

Next Contestant please step up, it’s time to receive your task! What’s your name? “Steven Dash, I’m excited and need this bad! I’m 24, a recent grad from Yale, love eating crabs. Heard of that seasoning “Mr. Dash”? Well the creator.. yeah, he’s my dad”. Nice.. Well I’m hoping you can make him proud! Now time for the task, and I have to ask the audience to respectfully not make a sound. Drumroll Please!....

~The Task~

*Opens Envelope* 

The task is.. “Hide Under Rick Ross Mattress”…., without being flattened and not getting your ass kicked. That’s only the half kid.. you have been strapped with this gadget that has a buzzer attachment. Every time Rick farts or goes “Hunh!”, your getting zapped quick! Good Luck!...

(LONG STORY SHORT)

*One Hundred and 7 Buzzer Burns later*

Steven won that show, but the experience definitely stained his brain. He moved and changed his name, married and then divorced his Asian dame. Although he made the change, he fell in depression, shit aint the same….. But here’s an E for Effort... Salute to Steven… He claimed his fame!!!...

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Cypher started: November 26^th 2013 at 08:01

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Looney Shroomz <~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~>	Hahaha sick 10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2013-11-28 11:43:02
Theodore Grizzly <Eyes Wide Open>	yeah i thought this was a dime when i saw it in the forums and its still a dime on my second read good job keep it up. I like the uniqueness of this and the rick ross shit had me rolling Rated: 10 Posted on: 2013-11-28 23:37:35
SAND	Damn. This is dope. Anyone who no showed & saw this, would be glad they no showed. lol Rated: 9 Posted on: 2013-12-10 01:33:33
K I L L M I K E S	gs Rated: 10 Posted on: 2014-02-24 10:56:31

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