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"My Funny Stroy (Whats Yours)"



_Hood_Black_	SlickChronic	LegacyIzHere	demonic	TRAK_KILLA	MaStA-G	elva_vanity Swagg City	Yung Spazz	Mr.Mad.Flow

_Hood_Black_

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Some Say This Boy ((HB)) Is Crazy And SHIT~Cuz I Rather Be At Home With My Dead Prez's-Then At The Bar With The Waitresses~Shit When I Do Go To The Bar-Them Bitches Wanna Ask ME For A Tip~ME HOODBLACK~Shit Nigga Can You Beleave That?~So I Told That Bitch~BITCH TAKE THIS IN HAND~STAY 
IN SCHOOL-DONT BE COOL-AND DONT BITE DOWN WHEN YOU SUCKING IT~You Dig What Im Saying~Bitch looked At Me Like I Was The One Trippin~Bitch Looked At Me Like I Was Gonna Pay Fo The Drink That Bitch Was Drinkin~My Dude Holler Off~ILL GIVE YOU A TIP-IF YOU LET ME SEE SOME TITTS ~Bitch Looked Real Crazy When He Said That-But I Must Amit-The Bitch Was Real Pretty~But Thats How It Goes-We Still Got Kicked Out~But B4 We Left-I Pulled Out My Lighter And Lite The Blunt In My Mouth.. HB

SlickChronic

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Heres a funny STORY, i was hanging with a SHORTY, i could tell the bitch was HORNY, so i started spittin some GAME, Sayin what she wants i want some pussy MAYNE, so i started some smooth CONVERSATION, tonight i fo sure ain't MASTURBATIN, My smooth words had her LEVETATIN, She gettin moist, gettin tired of WATIN, so i made a PASS, put my hand on her ASS, she grabbed it and flipped to her cooch real FAST, Rubbin that shit like a RUG RASH, So i picked her up, took her to my ROOM, started kissin and started to SPOON, i new the nookie as comming SOON, so i whipped out my dick and motioned toward her JAW, Deepthroating majik, shit was RAW, so i went down to lick a BIT, damn boy the CLIT reaked like SHIT, Lookin around something lookin like previous dick SPIT, i told her wait i got somenthing NIFTY, Called up the homegirl she out ways her by 50, i ain't lettin a trick GET-ME, i dipped out her CRIB like a mexican CAR JACKING, She's bout to witness lesbian BAR MACKING, 
TRUE STORY, SCARY SHIT

LegacyIzHere

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one day in a little city in the bay i met this kid with bad tooth decay, he looked like he was tweaking off a whole lot of meth it instanly remined me of meth attic frined name seth, i always would tell him to give that a rest but he would sit back and tell me ITS THE BEST!!, so back to the story this guy was far from glory, he loooked a little dorky so i decided to call him porky, now porky was a bum and he looked hella scary, so my homie jermy dared me to to call him hairy, he looked like troll and ill never forget, that just how the storys told about another homeless reck,so back to my friend seth he was crazy but the wack shit hed do never even phased me,one day he left his house at 4 in the morning and right after he left it started pouring, he said he loved and i just laughed cuz now i kno that fuckers permantly gacked and getting fucked in the ass while my papers are gettin stacked and thats a fact hes gonna get jacked i better call him and remind him to pack his gat if he decides to ride strapped and iif hes ever trapped hell prolly resort to crack his phone will get tapped and then thats a rap

demonic

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i fertalize the eggs of a bitch in ur face/dont u ever give ur baby my name/fazed/baby mama drama smackin dirty dozzen i,ll beat ur ass like a jelous husband buzzin /flowing a flow u wont grasp( adat )wardsback ur wack forward tadas read how i wrote see me in a cell biteing off dick for ur momand dads grill/baked like a cake burnt and still ate space cake to space outta place with outta trace misplaced the cocain chainsaw ur brain saw up ur vain sewup mouthshut,brought up the pain,fly off a plane splatter on the grain,maintain the same,cought up again,fame a no gain rain with no shade teath with no bling bling on a train /wrecked like a speck deck in a deck blade to ur neck bottles in ur chest rest in casket blast in church die in basterd cursed in a verse  words like a church tho shall not kill die bye pliers to ur nut and wont chill hostel likeavenging mydeath urded

TRAK_KILLA

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so yall wanna hear SOMTHIN FUNNY? they call me tha PUFFIN BUNNY. Id rather be calld tha CRAZY RABBIT but the shit i do is just a LAZY HABBIT. Layin round all day in ma CRIB puffin SIGS wishin i had a life like no one else DID. but fuck them. call me what want. fuck you if you DOUBT ME. call me a name and ill admit it PROUDLY. yea best believe im WHITE, SO WHAT. ill slice your neck with a KNIFE, wait till you die then SEW YOU UP. ill SHOW YOU UP. right now. murdered everbody on this like a butcher with his COW what NOW what else you wanaa bagg ABOUT?? let me know. send me some BEEF. ill show all yall up in fuckin DISBELIEF . cuz SEE to ME all this shit is FUNNY. shit id be rich as fuck if we all battled for MONEY. call me tha king bee. cuz i bring home all tha HONEY .  [[KILLED]]

MaStA-G

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ok... I gotta funny story for da CYPHER, datz on point like a SNIPER// yesterday i had an ALL NIGHTER, and da bitch "kidnapped" my "KIDS (sperm)" so i call her da "PIED PIPER"// I expected to be ON FIRE da next day, cuz I burned more "rubbers" than "FIVE TIRES"// but mami earned mo "STRIPES" last nite, than NINE "TIGERS"// she "applied" for a BLOW "JOB" wit NO PROB, she GOT-HIRED// she outside on her KNEES, catchin mo "BREEZE" than a "LINE DRYER"(outside clothes line)// but i call her "CONVICT" cuz everytime we fuck, she TRY "RUNNIN"// cuz i bring her up then drop like "SIX FLAGS"(theme park)..... I "TOP GUN" her// but I aint a COMIC, ill do ya like MUHAMMAD(ali)// beat ya head in so far, you cud look inside ya STOMACH// Im passin da "torch" like a "COMET"(itz on fire..lol)// so homiez, lets keep spittin "ILL" shit till they "VOMIT"//                      1......

elva_vanity

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i ma a boss ..like the female version of rick ross,... but on the love matter i have loss..,talking about this shit is like playing lacross...  my eyes look like soy sauce,..wishing i had a memory loss..of some puerto rican dude i came across..it all started  like a trustee... his wife name was marie..is a secret what i have been doing on my knee.. when the next day i'll be with her drinking tea..he said to keep it low and i agree.. some time passed by and it came down to year three,, all got out of hand and it became a killing spree.... my whole town watching me on t.v ...and my poor grandma praying for my plea,,. all i wanted to do is be free..  but i didnt confess that their bodies were on the sea...
e.vanity

Yung Spazz

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Yo my funniest story was when i was chillin at da crib-The whole house was crackin up because of what my cousin did-pored ketchup on his nose, ate like a little pig-through on some high heels, and snatched off my aunties wig-put it on, started dancing and told us he had a thong-then it got worse da nigga started to sing the thong song-it was crazy, we had a nice time with dancin ladies, laughin babies, paid bills, cable, and a new mersadiez-playin xbox was a big ass comedy-we play san andreas the trioligy-but parting me-stayed stuck together like a piece of cheese-few years later we broke up like a bad weeve-we all got our own keys-drivin bentleys and that new new-i had a all red, cousin bobby had navy blue-i thanked my life that all that shit happened but im warning u-over a bentley, cousin bobby died in 2002

Mr.Mad.Flow

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In the beautiful play of life we will all "WRITE A SCENE" And when it hits "THE BIG SCREEN" we will know "WHAT IT MEANS" To be "EVERYDAY PEOPLE" living extraordinary lives We're all special and original "I CAN BARLEY LIE" What I'm trying to say, it's not a "CRIME TO BE" A regular 9-5 worker "CAUSE I CAN SEE"All the beauty in "EVERY INDIVIDUAL" No matter "YOUR PERSONAILLITY", "SALARY" or the number of calories you Intake, you've been great It doesn't matter your age or even "WHAT THEY SAY" If you believe you can change the world "THEN COCK AND AIM" I "BELIEVE IT TO" I "BELIEVE IN YOU" I believe the "FUTURE LONG OVERDUE" Keep your chin up, things "WILL GET BETTER" Cause everyday people can do "EXTRAORDINARY THINGS"  I know you sin, but "LIFE IS AN ENDEAVOUR"

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Cypher started: July 22^nd 2009 at 18:09

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C-NO Slim	Str8 10's dude !!!!RIGHTEOUS!!!! Posted on: 2009-07-22 19:38:29
LegacyIzHere	hella good Posted on: 2009-07-23 08:34:52
elva_vanity <Swagg City>	(: first timer! Posted on: 2009-07-24 01:16:53
Yung Spazz	da new dempsey startin now Posted on: 2009-07-24 03:04:59
Yung Spazz	i couldnt drive my car i was so young i was so pissed off! lol but good tymes. letsbeef.com is the shit by the way Posted on: 2009-07-24 03:16:11
SlickChronic	Lmao, btw the bitch i almost fucked, turned lezbo after a visit from the homegirl, uuugh nasty couple, lmfao Posted on: 2009-07-24 22:07:43
SlickChronic	Yo mr mad flow, some deep shit homie. Posted on: 2009-07-24 22:10:28
Mr.Mad.Flow	. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-09-16 18:21:14

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