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"Bi The Way"



Jason Mah Fuckas Dope.	KingofSparta

Jason

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Tonight MIGHT BE IT, YUP, we were out for dinner, she looked all FIESTY AND STUFF, I �fell to the ground� like PARACHUTIN and asked her if she wanted to �Tie the knot� like a �PAIR OF SHOES N�� I got up, my RIGHT KNEE WAS SCUFFED she said yes, which �lifted my heart higher� then AIR POLUTION, you could take everything from me now, my WIFEY�S ENOUGH!! That night, While my girl was GETTING A THONG because I was gunna be SEXIN HER LONG I called my best friend Alex and said the WEDDING IS ON!... the next day I went to work SO EXCITED I told my co-workers about my wedding, all my friends, family and even FOES INVITED I had a meeting at 3, but I BLOWED IT RIGHT QUICK and sped home to see my baby, with a heart full of love, it felt as if it exPOLODE / IGNITED..i needed to relax, so I arrived at home with the GANJA BLOWN I sat in the car thinking of SONGS, YA KNOW? For the wedding precession� anyway, I walked in the see my fianc� ON THE PHONE.. it was Alex on the phone, the two of them were MAKIN ARANGEMENTS my wife was talkin about TAKIN A PAYMENT she said it was for the wedding, I never thought shed �make up� stuff, like the stuff shes always CAKIN HER FACE WITH! anyway.. Family was comin over.. the wifey told me TA DRESS FORMALLY we opened THE BEST MORGAN, SEE.. and the rest of the night PROGRESSED NORMALLY.
next morning we fucked till I was �blue in the face� like PAPA SMURF as we COUGHED N� CURSED her phone was vibrating near the TOP�HER PURSE i noticed but I didn�t STOP OR JERK, I just  finished up then jumped in the car and went OFF TA WORK.. .. .. .. .. .. .. *the day passes*
I was done work! And went to grab some COKE FROM THE STORE,I remembered the sex this morning and I was HOPIN� FA MORE I walked up to my front porch picturing my girl lookin SMOKIN, I TORE my keys out my pocket, but everything changed when I OPENED THE DOOR.. 
I needed to make a call so I picked up my fiances phone, what I FOUND IN THE LOG was strange.. I noticed that my best friend ALEX HAD CALLED at 7:49AM? That�s when I was POUNDING MY BROAD! I put down the PHONE AND I WENT THROUGH the hallway, and saw a towel THROWN IN THE RESTROOM then stopped silent when I heard a MOAN IN THE BEDROOM..
I grabbed my gun and BUST IN THE ROOM screamin baby who the FUCK IS THIS GOON? I saw him under the covers, I screamed �Come Out or ill take you to the attic and youll get THRUST THROUGH THE ROOF�!! She screamed BABY STOP let me explain !! our sex has been LATLEY.. FLOP I mean.. I love you GREATLY BUT.. its not a man under these covers.. it�s a LADY.. WATCH 
I screamed WHAT, THIS IS STUPID then out came my best friend from under the covers.. 'Alex'andria... how the FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS? I picked up my gun then I BUSTED WITH TWO CLIPS � I .. THOUGHT A GUY? But my girl was fuckin a girl? I LOST MY PRIDE and sat and stared at the only two people I loved and I WATCHED THEM DIE.. then I put the gun to my head to blow my BRAINS ASIDE I just had to SPRAY THE FIVE then I realized the only true WAY TA DIE was if I STAYED ALIVE..
(Guys have best friends that are girls, thats how it is) Mah Fuckas Dope

KingofSparta

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..Now that the STORY IS TOLD Ima get GORY AND COLD cuz I'm the meanest mutha fucka that you WHORES WILL BEHOLD!!~ ..You'll be STARTIN TO SCREAM when I rearrange your HEARTS WITH YOUR SPLEENS then "(Reign) in your Nightmares" just to "DARKEN YOUR DREAMS"!!~ ..Gettin pulled APART AT THE SEAMS, you aint always 'Winnin Fights', I'm here to MAKE YOU BITCHES LOSE, "Smashin your Face through *Primetime Television*" just fo "BREAK THE FRIGGIN NEWS"!!~ ..You've been SHOWERED WITH GIFTS you COWARDLY BITCH, I almost admire the WAY YOU ACCOMPLISHED IT but the days of *Using my Money are Finished* - I won't even "PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT"!!~ ..Take a knife and "FILLET WHERE THE CONDOM WENT", then have you RAPED WITH YOUR THONG you're gettin *PLAYED* IN THIS SONG, thinkin you "Bring me Pleasure"? If I'm not MISTAKEN YOU'RE WRONG - next time you "Wanna get *Nailed*" I'll be "Drivin *STAKES THROUGH YOUR PALMS*!!~ ..Like "Amateur Comedians" you "SLUTS ARE *KIND OF A JOKE*", and the only thing "Cummin out your Mouth" should be what I "BUST INSIDE OF YOUR THROAT"!!~ ..You *Odyssey* (Oughtta See) the way you *Act* you fuckin "ARROGANT *SIRENS*", you've left me "Sadistic Enough to take The Virgin Mary" - and "TEAR THROUGH HER HYMEN"!!~ ..Yall are like "Bad Pot" I'll Just *WEED* OUT THE *FAKE STUFF* and "Stab Eye-Liners through your Pupils" so you can "SEE HOW TO *MAKE-UP*"!!~ ..Don't Cry to Me later because the REST OF THIS FREE IS MEAN - wanna "Gimme some Head"? Just put your *NECK IN THIS GUILLOTINE*!!~ ..Smack your BREASTS WITH A NEOPRENE, I'll take a KNIFE FROM THE KITCHEN and don't try to FIGHT THE INCISION when I "Carve your *Left Limbs* from their Sockets" to enhance The "*RIGHTS* OF YOU WOMEN"!!~ .."Gouge your Eyes Out" at your Wedding Rehearsal so you can't *LOOK FORWARD* TO MARRIAGE and "Crash your Fairy Tale Wedding" with *Dynamite* strapped to YOUR HORSE AND ITS CARRIAGE!!~ .."Pop Telescopes through your Ocular Cavities" and restore "THE *STARS* IN YOUR EYES" then take you to the Top of a Scenic Look-Out and put THE CAR INTO DRIVE!!~ ..Looks like YOU'RE STARTIN TO CRY, I'll Break Both your *Funny Bones* `SO ANGER IS MORE *HUMERUS*` there's NO WAGER THAT YOU'RE NEW TO THIS, so I'll get you Excited about Being Pregnant, then shove a "COAT HANGER IN YOUR UTERUS"!!~  ..Think you're PACKIN TITS AND ASS?! Not if you're BADLY RIPPED IN HALF!, I'll give you a "Finely Chiseled Body" when I "STAB THE SHIT WITH GLASS"!!~ ..If these are "The Fruits of your Labor" its no wonder yall BITCHES ARE *FUCKIN NUTS*, I'll leave ya *Hooked* On Me when you're "HIT WITH SOME *UPPERCUTS*"!!~ ..I don't PRETEND YOU'RE ALL INSANE this is REVENGE FOR ALL YOUR GAMES cuz I can "Get inside your Head" when I "REND AND SAW YOUR BRAINS"!!~ ..So KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE BULLSHIT or I'll POP YOUR TOP WITH A POOL STICK and replace your fuckin Dildo Collection with ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND BULLETS!!~ ..I'm a BEAST WITH TEXTIN SPREES, I'll come back when you're LEAST EXPECTIN ME and "Inject Hydrochloric Acid" into your "YEAST INFECTION CREAM"!!~ ...Put a HEX ON YOU BITCHES while I'm STRETCHIN YOUR BRITCHES beyond your "SEXUAL POSITION", it's my TEXT ON A *MISSION* and it's your FLESH THAT I'M RIPPIN so Rest in Piss you fuckin TREACHEROUS BITCHES!!!

Happy Mother's Day. :)

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Cypher started: May 10^th 2009 at 07:19

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Krhyme Killz	that was utterly brilliant Jason...muhfucka...y ou iz dope....stil CORP though...lol!...good shit Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-10 19:39:04
AkRid_ArTz	Damn 10 easily..... MFDZ Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-10 20:07:17
Jason <Mah Fuckas Dope.>	Dope shit Sparta, 10! MFD'izyy! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-10 22:12:47
KingofSparta	Worst piece of shit on the site. Haha Glad to be a part of it bro. Your verse inspired it so all props to you my man. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-10 23:37:24
Lil_Pooh	dope drop for both Rated: 8 Posted on: 2009-05-11 01:26:11
KingofSparta	^Then why give us a shitty rating? Weaksauce. Typical LB. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-11 01:49:27
B STunnet <Thug Fam>	Jesus i havent read half of it and im gon giv u a ten Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-11 09:55:18
Ateleron12 <~Bong Smokers Anonymous~>	dime hommies.. and jason. what's "our sex has been LATLEY.. FLOP" mean?.. like.. lame? Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-11 15:25:54
Profite <DOLLA RIDAS>	Jason deserves a 8 cuz some of the shit he spat was wack but KingOfSparta came consistent with multis through out the whole cypher so I'm going to give this a 10 lol. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-11 20:15:09
Jason <Mah Fuckas Dope.>	Yeah if something "flops" it doesnt work out, or its not going well. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-11 20:46:41
GAWD MC	ive seen better Posted on: 2009-05-12 01:10:47
Product84	dymez! I'm a BEAST WITH TEXTIN SPREES, I'll come back when you're LEAST EXPECTIN ME and "Inject Hydrochloric Acid" into your "YEAST INFECTION CREAM"!!~ ...Put a HEX ON YOU BITCHES while I'm STRETCHIN YOUR BRITCHES beyond your "SEXUAL POSITION", it's my TEXT ON A MISSION and it's your FLESH THAT I'M RIPPIN so Rest in Piss you fuckin TREACHEROUS BITCHES!!!....HOT SHIT!! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-12 23:50:02
Deep_Inner <Epitome Of Thugz>	If I could give it a higher rating I would. Jason told an ill story and every line from King is quotable, Damn! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-13 01:09:33
Smokahontas	why does jason deserve an 8??.. dats bullshit.. consistant multis, metas, dis shit was dope from both ends... and king u got kinda gutta up in dis.. lol, dropped my rate.. stay up yall Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-05-13 13:28:57

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