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"At A Young Age In Desperate Need Of Cash"



Profite DOLLA RIDAS	evil conscience	Droppin Science	Future Homeless	RainIsMyPimp	Profites Sister The Profite Family	ProFites Mommy The Profite Family	Throat-Cutter	305boii

Profite

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I REMINISCE GETTIN PISSED with some friends on a COLD NIGHT..The LIQOUR WE DRANK got us to think SICKER AN BANG to be the EVOLVED TYPE..SO I, Gave my BUDDY A CALL while so wasted saying do you LOVE ME AT ALL? He said yeah but I need to get on a addrenaline without TAKIN DRUGS..Then I started to CRAVE FO BUDS So I said do you have CAR? He said yeah I jacked one just BEFORE so tell me where you ARE because I need SUPPORT, I said what the fuck FOR? Well I have a load of cash in the BANK but I ILLEGALLY wan't to GET MORE! So I tell my GANG me an my GEE WILL BE going to SCORE..By now we be in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT..I tell secretly my geez who aren't LITTLE IN A FIGHT to come for a RIDE..So my dude comes in a stolen VEHICLE half an hour LATER..I tell my friends the plan an don't be FEARFUL PLAYER..STAY UP!..We roll to gas station to get some PETROL..I tell everyone in the ride we have to stay TIGHT an strong as META But for now just SETTLE..After getting gas we drive to the LIQOUR STORE..Drunk ass slut was talkin shit so my homie HIT THE WHORE..I think about the dead HOMIES while being SLICK AN RAW..I have some CODIES an start TRIPPIN MORE..Now my heart starts racing because it's ACTION TIME as I'm feeling TRAPPED AN BLIND..We park up by a SHOP on the MAINROAD..I tell my geez from the BLOCK yall name the GAME CODE..No SNITCHIN or blood will be PISSIN out of ya CRANIUM..Relax fools, We should MAINTAIN TO WIN..So we get out of the ride and I use my foot to smash the shop ENTRANCE DOOR..GLASS SHATTERS! I COMMENSE IN RAW going FAST thinking nothing MATTERS..So I SNATCH THE CASH REGISTER an inside it I hear STACKS of coins that can GET US UP FINANCIALLY..I quickly get back into the FRONT SEAT as a PASSENGER..I say now let's get SOME WEED before I start SMACKIN YA..The driver says fuck that shit we be going to do ROUNDS NOW! Anyone tries to stop us we lay the CLOWNS DOWN! I felt anxious an PROUD, but we got to lay low so nobody act LOUD..We stop the car NEXT TO A SHOP, Thinkin can you keep BLESSIN ME GOD..Everyone gets out of the car so I tell one to look out for MORE, Glass shatters after I throw a large a rock against a WINDOW..We take the DOUGH that's INSIDE THERE..All the individuals get back in the ride an we DASH FAST noticing a car behind us that's FOLLOWIN so we SPEED UP to FULL THROTTLE..I feel like a HOLLOW CRIM as a LEADER I drink my COOL BOTTLE..My homie looks in the REVISION MIRROR an tells me that the CAR IS GONE..Now I'm SPITTIN ILLER as a STAR UPON a BAR that's STRONG! A few minutes CRUISIN WIT GEEZ an LOSIN POLICE we see a SECURITY CAR DRIVE on OUR TAIL..I say let's not COLLIDE so THRIVE, We don't want to FAIL..So he stuck his foot on the ACCELLERATER going harder then a NAIL..We were going DOWN A HILL soo FAST I thought we might CRASH..I say you sure no HOW TO KILL time because we GASSED the follower on a SWIFT TURN..

Damn! We smashed the glass of a SHOP that had a lot of liqour..We took all their STOCK thinkin we had it on LOCK like a STICKER..Im just thinking of the CONSEQUENCES for the OFFENCES we COMMITTED..Still I show no remorse for SHOP LIFTIN..Oh my god please forgive me..That night was pretty sick though I have to admit it..We Cracked it that night straight up we had soo much bucks and alcohol hahahaha

evil conscience

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He actually only shoplifted some cheeto's and beef jerky from the corner store. but had to make it a little more dramatic. You can also replace liquor with Grape soda, gang with "my little brother", and stolen vehicle with some bike he found by the dumpster.... 

You can replace "car chasing us" with "grandma on a scooter" (who almost caught them, btw), and lastly you can replace "police' with "my mom when she found out I shoplifted $2 worth of food. "







(Just clarifying this.)

Droppin Science

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Actually, profite's still poor, he wanted to suck my dick for cash the other day.

Future Homeless

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You have it wrong sir, he actually lives w/his rich, white parents.

He just likes to suck dicks, a lot don't read so much into it




























:profitesafaggot:

RainIsMyPimp

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New zealands highest crime area has a crime rate half that of the US national average.

NOt to mention, Profite probably doesn't live there..


Even if he did he must be a horrible shot, all that 'busting caps' and New zealands fifty second out of sixty countrys in homicide rate  

Not to mention their violent crime rate is 10 percent of all crime!!! 



EPIC PHAIL, PROFITE!!!











http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=3553660

http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/uscrime.htm

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita

http://www.stats.govt.nz/analytical-reports/crime-in-nz/violent-crime.htm

Profites Sister

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OMG please leave my brother alone :( its not his fault he broke and its def not his fault he got 20/20 xray vision he may be an ugly ass muthafuka but he the best on letsbeef :) 



If anyone would like 2 help my brother get a girlfriend then that would be soooo damn awesome


My mom once entered him in to the ugly contest n still got turned down :(  i really feel sorry for brother

ProFites Mommy

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what have i told you about coming on letsbeef after a certain time GRRR its time for bed son you got a big day tomorrow.

mommy gonna sing you 2 sleep.


                                      Rock-a-bye, profite 
                                         on the treetop,
                                    When the fag blows
                                      The bastard will rock;
                                     When his back breaks
                                      His glasses will fall,
                                 Then down will come profite,
                                         All crippled n all


GOODNIGHT HUNI BUNCH mwah sleep tight ya bastard

Throat-Cutter

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yeah fuck you dickheads! why you being such douchebags to my little brother? what'd he ever do to you? he wouldn't harm a fly and you attacking him.  he's just trying to fit in with the real gangstas leave him alone otherwise we'll come over with our cap guns and show you whats up





























bitches

305boii

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I remember "WHEN" I was with my "FRIENDS" and I didn't bring no "MONEY"/
They had they bag of chips and they thought that it was "FUNNY" how I didn't have "CASH" so I kick back and "RELAX"/ 
And prolly when they half done ask them for they "BAG" it was "COOL" when I was in "MIDDLE SCHOOL"/
I had myself a dollar everytime when "LITTLE FOOLS" try to run up on my homies I was just a "LITTLE DUDE" but "RIDICULED" everytime I get a "LITTLE JEWEL" that's wat we would call the "MONEY BACK THEN" kicking "DUMMY RAPS IN" all the girls on my block would call us "YUMMY BLACK MEN"/
If they found out I was broke I would "RUN RIGHT PAST THEM" so they couldn't mock ya boii I was quite "ATTRACTIVE"/ 
But with no money I would get no "HAIRCUT"/ 
I even had some dreams of tryna get them "AIR's BUT" with no money all I "THOUGHT OF" was what I could have "BOUGHT UP"/ 
An the way I could have torn the "MALL UP" but it was all "STRAIGHT" cuz since the age of "EIGHT"/
 I started playing pool and that money was the "BATE"/
 See I would make "BETS" some people wrote me "CHECKS" at the Boy's & Girl's club I would always have a "SET"/
 Of Chicken on my "PLATE" I was eating "EVERYDAY"/ 
Tryna play "pool" with some "fools" "EVERYWAY"/ So I could get a "SPRITE" and some chicks that I would "LIKE"/
 I'd give em just a "SIP" and they kiss me on the "LIP" now I'm feeling like a "PIMP" with a "COUPLE MORE DOLLARS"/ 
Now I had started getting just a "COUPLE MORE HOLLAS" and these "chicks" I was "with" had a "COUPLE MORE MOMMAS"/
 I had em going crazy then a "COUPLE MORE FATHERS" started "DUNKING MORE DRAMA" in my life then I could "HANDLE"/ 
"Money" had me "run in" some flip flops and "Sandals" so I went Vick mode and did a Quarterback "Scramble"/ 
Money wasn't huge but at least I had a "SAMPLE"/
Money tried to change me kinda like I was a "CHANNEL"/
But It didn't get under my skin like "MAMMALS"/
Plus I had a "thick skull"....get money what I "lived for" tryna make a hustle was the "PLAN DUDE"/

-Young Blaze A.k.A 305boii

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Cypher started: April 11^th 2009 at 08:14

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Profite <DOLLA RIDAS>	That situation I was in was straight up true!!! That was such a brilliant experience I pursued..It was a blast from the past Lol! Posted on: 2009-04-11 08:16:51
evil conscience	womp-womp. truth comes out Posted on: 2009-04-11 16:38:44
Droppin Science	don't worry profite, your secret's (not) safe with me!!!! Posted on: 2009-04-11 16:42:17
Future Homeless	Yo. Posted on: 2009-04-11 16:46:38
RainIsMyPimp	PHAILER!!!! Posted on: 2009-04-11 17:19:37
ProFites Mommy <The Profite Family>	mines the best :D Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-11 17:41:38
Profite <DOLLA RIDAS>	All you bitching ass impersonators are JEALOUS OF ME AHAHAHAHA ANYONE SEND ME BEEF IL KILL YOU EZ MUTHAFUCCAS! Posted on: 2009-04-11 19:47:00
Actual Fact	ten Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-12 00:06:48
Heavy Verbz	DROPS DOWN DEAD....ahahahahahah ahahahahahah 10 fa real yo Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-12 00:20:58
ProFites Mommy <The Profite Family>	hahaha oh my Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-12 06:45:22
J-Havoc616	lbjdgnfbho;cijbrbvni gvnhhgsg Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-12 14:22:06
J-Havoc616	^^^^ that was me laughin so hard i was rollin on tha keyboard true talk lmfao Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-12 14:23:34
Probl3m_Ch1LD	funniest shit i ever seen loooool this shits a ten Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-13 00:04:03

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