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"A Day In The Life Of Profite"



Jason Mah Fuckas Dope.	GenKhysQ

Jason

he jumps out the SACK AND HE TOOK HIS TIME, goes to the bathroom to see his HAT, AND HE LOOKIN FLY and hes �far from a rapper� but what when he looked in the mirror, what he saw BACK WAS A �CROOKED EYE�! He walks to school so many ideas STUCK IN HIS BRAIN AND SHIT all the guys laughin� at how disGUSTIN� AND LAME HE IS he walks into MC�ds and orders a mcMUFFIN AND TAKES A DRINK then goes to his first class and asks SOMETHIN BOUT GAYS AND DICKS but in this class the �teacher asks the most questions� like.. �Excuse me�, �pardon me�? what the �FUCK IS YOU SAYIN KID�!?!?! the kid beside him whispers.. just STOP WITH YOUR YAPPIN go start DROPPIN THIS CLASS BITCH, because understandin you.. might as well give me a �rubix cube� and �blindfold me�.. its just �NOT GUNNA HAPPIN!� 

the teacher whispers to him.. your as DENSE AS THE CHALK and go to the DENTIST, YOU SQUAK, he starts crying and says hey .. I have �20/20 vision� .. but �I wear glasses� how are you gunna tell me I don�t make SENSE WHEN I TALK?!  I gotta be honest.. your UMM..MENTAL KID you neeed to RUN, DENTAL.QUICK! I reallyyyyyyyyy like your glasses though!! .. wait for it.. STFU YOU JUDGMENTAL BITCH!!
your not RHYMING SICK KID Your LINES DISMISSIVE you don�t even need to �wash your face� everytime you talk.. is every TIME YOU LICK IT 

Pick it up lmaoo

GenKhysQ

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! What up jaze. You bein' too nice. haha. What you sayin' is an UNDER-STATEMENT; this motherFUCKER'S WAVE"LENGHT"? is only in "MILLI-METERS", HOW? and if the way he sTUTTERS "MAKE SENSE" he'd be a "BILLIONAIRE"-BY NOW!! be at his MOTHER'S BASEMENT .. that's why he thinks he rEALLY-"UNDER-GROUND"; damn, a thug? its funny you actually "LIVE IN THE CLOSET" and y'all SEEN THIS FOLK'S DRESS? ain't no one beLIEVIN' YOUR CLOTHES - YES! this BEING IS GRO-TESQUE honestly sPEAKIN', YOU HOPELESS; son you suck with RAPS, DENYIN' THAT? fuck your WACK AND LYIN' ASS; your "vision is only huge" cause'a them MAGNIFYIN' GLASS; (whatchu doin' wit em? LoL) actin' as if HE HARD, HATIN' like FUCK THE REST; well, this's what happens when you mistake RETARDATION for THUGGINESS; so CHILL, SILLY your existence? only be "amountin"(a mountain) to a "HILL" BILLY ..... ; plus he far from that MASCULINE SHIT; wanna know what you get sexin' your pet - HAVIN' A KID?; the result - follow this "youtube link" - that's also what I've been "waitin' for" while WATCHIN' HIS VID , LoL!! (you to blink) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJjK6T4ZIBk) there definitely SOMETHIN' WITH THIS BITCH; and he made me understand now, how he said he'll have folks JUMPIN' WITH HIS "CLIPS"; and SHIT FOOL, he bout as "street as sesame", for rizzle, check the way his "LIPS MOVE"! (fuckin' elmo) AND DAMN IT SEEMS ... mentionin' "profite's life?" wait, those two words ARE "ANTONYMS" (Lmao); HIS PLANS AND SCHEMES? daily - tryin' hard to RULE THE WORLD; but shit firstly, somebody get this DUDE A GIRL ..! so, WE SHALL SEE how hard you is, ALRIGHT KID?  a "crip"? wait add "P - L - E" "mentally" now thats MORE LIKE IT..; ...  fuck it I'm done

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Cypher started: March 30^th 2009 at 08:17

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GenKhysQ	Lmao. Let's put this shit up. Ahahahahahah! Posted on: 2009-04-02 02:51:25
J-Havoc616	ROFLMAOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLLLLLLL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHA woooooow that had me fuckin rollin no lie straight murder haha funny as hell nice shit 10 ez Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 02:57:07
GenKhysQ	Goosebumps. All I can say. Watching them vids. Lmfao. Posted on: 2009-04-02 03:20:36
GenKhysQ	He really didn't blink. AhahAHAHAHh! Posted on: 2009-04-02 03:21:08
Jason <Mah Fuckas Dope.>	and if the way he sTUTTERS "MAKE SENSE" he'd be a "BILLIONAIRE"-BY NOW!!! LMFAO, to much to quote here, this was great though. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 09:15:50
Papi	Lmfaoo You Guy's Are Mean Lol. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 09:44:04
Profite <DOLLA RIDAS>	...You jealous ass bitchin haters keep giving me inspiration, awww how generous can yall be LMAO..No muthafucka on this planet can faze me especially fools like yall who drop weak ass near broken structured rhymes..LIKE THE SONG BY 2PAC - ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! Yall don't know shit about me! Suck on a 5 inch cock and choke you retarded bastards LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. . ANY OF YOU HOMOS SEND ME BEEF IL BE MORE THEN HAPPY TO MURDER YALL ON SOME LIGHTWORK HAHA ...YALL ARE FAGGIT ASS CHOKE ARTISTS WHO SUFFER AUTOMATIC STAGE FRIGHT WHEN TRYING TO PERFORM YALL WACK ASS TALENT HAHAHA Rated: 5 Posted on: 2009-04-02 10:30:15
Jason <Mah Fuckas Dope.>	okay. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 11:01:42
Illimit <Mah Fuckas Dope.>	hahaha, leave him alone. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 11:24:50
Exalted Echelon	crooked I lol........why did profite say suck on a "5" inch cock and choke? usually its somebody says somethin over 10 inches and i know i shouldn't even be mentioninig all this it kinda feels strange typin it.....actually it does feel strange....but does he consider someone hung if they packin 5? Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 12:21:18
Trauma_G	lmfao Rated: 1 Posted on: 2009-04-02 13:58:37
Trauma_G	me and pro gonna kil yas biy and yeh i gave yall 1 1 for this wack ass shit get ready we comeing haha Rated: 1 Posted on: 2009-04-02 13:59:16
Brodie B	i'm curious on how accurate this actually is. i'll give it a 97% accuracy guess though :D dimed it Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 14:00:57
~KiNg KrAzY~ <~LeGiT FaMiLiA~>	Damn this is Straight MURDER!!!!!!!!!...Ca n't wait to see his reply Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 18:15:09
TheStudent <Geek Squad>	LMAO. Overkill. -TheStudent Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 21:13:17
CushTheBenjamite	funny Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 21:39:49
Actual Fact	can't wait for the response Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-02 23:21:37
GenKhysQ	lololollloollolollll lllllolololololollll lllllllllllllllll!!! !! Profite why you telling niggas to suck your cock? What the hell? Posted on: 2009-04-03 02:01:42
Profite <DOLLA RIDAS>	You bitch ass suckers dont faze me! I dropped yall some lightwork..Just a matter of time till me Trauma_G replies so we can expose ya demise bitches!! Rated: 5 Posted on: 2009-04-03 03:20:18
GenKhysQ	Ain't nobody tryin' to faze you, if you think that, you're already missing the point, Lmao. We're just making fun of you, regardless of whether or not you're pissed off, no no, you're missing the point , other people is crackin' the fuck up and that's our aim. Hahahahahahaha. I'm sorry. Posted on: 2009-04-03 09:32:00
Coree Warpath <Mah Fuckas Dope.>	^he literally missin the point. hahaha. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-03 10:43:03
Profite <DOLLA RIDAS>	This cypher Is garbage...EVERYONE IN MFD SEND ME BEEF..PEACE...FUK YOU GOTO WAR BITCHES Rated: 5 Posted on: 2009-04-03 18:00:03
J-Havoc616	LMFAOOOO @ him thinkin people care if hes "fazed" or not xD Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-04-03 20:49:19