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"One Night Out (With Mystere, Smasher & Jess)"

MyStEr_E
The Order

MyStEr_E

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                                                        ONE NIGHT OUT!!
SMASHER- Propper English Lad, London Accent
MYSTERE- Best mates with Smasher, London Accent
JESS- Smasher's Loyal Lass, Bitchy as fuck.....Slaggy London Accent
Story- One night out, with Smasher, Mystere and Jess, in a chavy london night club! Stella Bruv!
(intro)
MYSTERE-
Oi Smash!! I turn around for one fuckin minute, and mans' gone?! I been ringing you all night Bruv, Whats that about?? and Bruv, DO NOT tell me you licked that fat gash i saw you with last night, because if you did that, then we aint friends no more, 
and if your girl found out, its over bruv!!

SMASHER-
Coz if you, had have seen me out last night, i drank to much had a row with the wife, got chucked out the club for throwing a glass, i just wanna put it all in my past!

SMASHER-
I woke up today with the worst headache in the world! ijust wanna sleep but i keep gettin woken up by my girl, She keeps remindin me 'do you remember last night?? you was pissed out ur face, and ya had a club fight, nearly got knicked and spent it in a cell for a whole night, the police wanted to arrest you and put you in handcuffs, you was to busy tellin PC Plod he had dandruff, actin like a football brut, shoutin some mad stuff!' We all been there, i aint the first to admit ijust been sacked from work and couldnt give a shit! I was out in full effect, downing all types of brews I dont usually drink stella but tonight I had a few! My heads spinnin round and round, how the hell did i get home? looked at the time, ten missed calles on my broke phone, my girls tellin me i got some explaning to do, 
i cant remember a thing girl i aint got a clue!!

MYSTERE-

Me and smash go back far, its like history, he became a rap star and well, i became mystere, He'd always be there for me, but get on the wrong side of him dam,you better tread carefully, Out clubbin always offerin the Meth & E, he was someone i wouldnt dare ta be! *SMACK!* wtf! fuckin hell smash you need some threapy, what you doin punchin that dude in the face, you tryin to say you in the place?? we got chicks with us dude, sometimes you a discrace! He only wanted a drink, he wasnt pushin past, now you vomitin in the sink? damb you lookin sparce! Fuck it, Get ya coat, you've had to many stellas Bruv! Oi Fellas, Luv! i aint suprised ya head afloat!

SMASHER-

My stomach�s empty, I fell like imam be sick! Mys up on my phone like �smash you were pissed! Apologise to ur girl bruv, she was cryin last night! (ahh are ya jokin?!) naa bruv you was high like a kite! (ahh fuck I cant remember a thing!) I keep telling you bruv, stop puffin on the green!� it wasn�t the weed it was the drink that sent me loopy I need a paracetamol my head in bangin this is stupid! Its about time I control my self wen im out drinkin�I do stupid shit and react with out thinking, im off to the bank to check the balance on my account, but theres no dogh left I spent it all like a lout! 

JESS-

OI SMASH! Some times you�re a fuckin prick you know! Ya were so pissed last night u were walkin around with ya dick on show! You missed a bar fight, and you even let me flick ya phone! Shame wen we got back to my place we had to do some stuff to get your dick on show! We had to pop a blue pill, then we had some headroom, how does that make you feel? Talking in the restroom that you ill in the bedroom! You got chucked out by the clubs owner, and nearly knocked out buy some luvs� corona! And�god�runnin away from that taxi, that guy was pretty mad see, mys said �NO GO LEFT!� now hold yo breath coz id like you to explain how we gunna pay the rent wen you got no dough left! Recently your flows off and you got no job! I need to be more harsh, lately I been to soft, and god�fuckin with ali, better watch out smash he�ll have you cut in an alley!

SMASHER-

Could things really get worse?!?! Theres no money, the wifes pissed, no dinner for me tonight, no job, lifes shit! Im off down the pub now to drink away all of my sorrows, go home and roll a spliff and fall asleep to face tomorrow!
Big up Ali, look, you tried battlin me in front of like 60 people bruv at the front of the club, I wornt guna let you win bruv! So sorry fa punchin ya in the fuckin faceand shit! To many stellas bruv! Get ya fuckin tanked!!

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Cypher started: November 9^th 2008 at 20:01

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Manny Festo	aight i rated it a 9 cause it was just crazy to write this much about basically nothin.........but props for the consistency......... .......and since i actually read all this you need to drop a fair vote on the battle i got open Rated: 9 Posted on: 2008-11-09 20:41:50
Missing	first part was funny but the last part was boring loll no h8 tho 10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-11-09 21:37:43
da jury	like i said u need alot more work partna Posted on: 2008-11-10 17:40:46
Multiple Madness <Incredible Madness>	Biter! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2009-06-08 19:24:59

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