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Length: 32 Lines each

"a day at the therapists (andy diss) "

Ill Kid

Andy: yea..I really wanna share my feelings with you..really
Therapist: um..okay..andy..you say your life is falling apart? 
Andy: yea..I'm having a lot of problems...
first off, my ACCOUNT GOT BANNED, and I just don't know what to do WITHOUT IT MAN!! and soon my MULTI WILL BE TOO! please..COULD YOU HELP ME DUDE? I'm so lonely right now..wait..omg..how about WE START A CREW!!! 

Therapist: no Andy..that's not what you need...you need to accomplish something with your life..
Andy: well..I got JUST THE THING, cuz in a couple day's I'll be LB'S GAYEST MAYNE!! and NUMBER ONE TOO!! King Cash..I'm now LB's biggest dickryder..FUCK YOU DUDE!! (actually..you think I could?) and who cares I cheated to WIN ALL THAT SHIT cuz fair? naw..better odds finding me on LB WITH A LIMP DICK!! (real talk) 

Therapist: okay...what's the problem?  is someone picking on you? 
Andy: yea..there's that ILL KID DUDE, actually..his WHOLE DAMN CREW!! I just can't TAKE IT NO MORE!! they "say-that-I'm-fat" BULLSHIT!! "that's-not-a-fact!" I'm only in this wheelchair cuz my steps kept SHAKIN THE FLOOR!!! 

Therapist: okay..so...how's this affecting you? 
Andy...well...I go to school and I THINK ABOUT THE SITE, then I go home, and DO SOMEMORE AT NIGHT and do ya WANNA SEE MY WIFE? names Sadja, I hope he's canadian so that we can REALLY DO IT RIGHT!!! (fag) 

Therapist: so..do you have any hobbies you like to do?
Andy: yea...I like to..PM on LB, Dickryde on LB, Being on LB, Asking for LB votes on MSN, Asking for LB votes on AIM, Asking for LB votes on Yahoo, Making LB multi accounts, 

Therapist..okay..okay...tell me something about yourself?
Andy..omg..let me TELL YOU A STORY!! I like to call myself "captain kirk", cuz everywhere except my PC and fridge is UNCHARTED TERRITORY!!! (real talk) and...I really do get exercise...I get it when I'm on LB AND TYPIN IN IT!! actually..I gotta go...seriously..I'e been away from LB FOR OVER 5 MINUTE!!! 
Therapist..um..okay..bye!!


*Andy logs out of gay dating website and back onto LB*

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Cypher started: April 24^th 2008 at 13:11

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Ill Kid	lol..ouch....10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 13:14:37
Ill Kid	BTW..100% keystyled.. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 13:19:49
F4B	HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. 10 for been creative, and 10 for murking this faggot, and 10 for everything, and 10 for even saying Panzy Diss, and 10 for your illness, and 10 for this!! no homo.. *andy not Panzy my bad Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 13:27:27
Ill Kid	yea..the rhyming aint' that great..but I got bored an thought it was funny....I thought about doin a "crank dat andy" as well..maybe that'll be my next one!..lol Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 13:29:17
Brodie B	haha not your usual skill but it gets a 10 for being so goddamn funny lmao its true though Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 13:36:20
Andy_Temporary	lmfao!! G'd shit fam Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 13:51:32
Andy_Temporary	^^ anything lower than a 10 and you're hating. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 13:51:45
Sonny Capone	hahaha!!! this too funny...how did andy end up gettin so many haters tho?? that's what im curious to kno...10's btw.. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 14:25:23
Mayneak <G.O.A.T.>	LMFAOOOOOOOOO SHIT'S NICE ILL KID....FUNNY AS HELL THO I SHOULD REALLY KICK YOU FROM THE CREW FOR THAT FORUM STUNT HAHAHHA J/P......10 YUP Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 15:39:31
NotcHy	.:\|:.Evolution.:\|:. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 15:51:19
Young Duece <*_Lyrical_Assasins_*>	holy fuckin shit thats the fuckin funnyest shit ive heard 10 all around... Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 18:02:55
MCeastside	omg your fuckin hilarious dog, evo till we die ya digg Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 21:36:26
Joey Krack	First 2 Bars Crack Me Up! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 22:21:55
Knot Guilty	WOW!! niCe Shyt My NiGGa!! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-24 23:20:05
Liquid_Theories	gb Rated: 9 Posted on: 2008-04-24 23:37:50
EpidemikK	NOW NOW PEOPLE I'M ANDY'S THERAPIST AND YOU SHOULDNT BE SO HARD ON THE FAT FUCK LOL HAHAHAHA J/K 10'Z EASY Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-25 00:29:50
_JunG DarwiN_	LMMFAO..shit..10 dis bytch!! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-25 03:53:56
J-Flo3	10..that shit is COMEDY!!! can dis dude get a OSCAR and a grammy on da same shit?? Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-25 04:32:29
Original Mac	wowwwwwwwwwwwww 10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-25 10:40:03
{YuNg FlOw}	OMFG dat was funny lmfao!!!!!! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-25 13:29:14
jAYONE	funny shit homie 10 vb http://www.letsb eef.com/cypher_detai ls.php?section=tb&id =21734 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-25 15:53:23
Irrepressible	RHyming wasnt great at all, but it was fucking FUNNY AS SHIT. 10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-26 11:19:20
PRiiME	this shit is pure genius lol. 10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-27 00:55:11
NawkOut	10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-27 13:59:04
Rap Justice	hahahaha Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-27 21:49:16
Supreme Lefty <Most Valuable Poet>	10! Damn Nice! Rated: 9 Posted on: 2008-04-28 05:52:34
_SLIPES_	.:\|:.Evolution.:\|:. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-28 13:30:40
Alven	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-04-29 05:07:28
NoXxX	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-04-29 06:33:11
ZeitGeist	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-04-29 08:51:03
Ill Kid	and here come the multi accounts.... Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-29 12:12:35
Trooth	WTF? I guess it's worth 9. Why didn't you go for 10. Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-04-30 09:59:03
mr leathaface	thas hella funny Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-04-30 10:39:59
Pen-Ez	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-05-02 14:43:01
Milton Fine	fair Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-05-03 00:05:00
thedude41	- Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-05-07 09:13:58
evil conscience	damn I'm good...lol.. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-05-07 20:16:10
Shelllz	LMFAO and NUMBER ONE TOO!! King Cash..I'm now LB's biggest dickryder..FUCK YOU DUDE!! (actually..you think I could?) shit was Funny 10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-05-22 00:38:19
RHYNO TANK	100% bowel movement Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-05-22 09:45:52
Hydenrike	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-05-22 14:01:16
C3	10 so sickkkkkkkk Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-06-10 17:36:10
Fosh1215	I didn't get it. Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-06-10 18:54:03
Mantix	it was good. needs to get back to the hotlist tho Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-07-14 05:36:00
Actual Fact	haha.. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-07-20 21:38:55
Diatrode	ouch...1 Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-07-21 09:22:13
JaCoby	ay lightwork.. im jus baked right now n jus read that, shit was funny n actually a gud real, i lyked it. 10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-07-24 04:56:00
Shazdistik	bitchazzness 100% Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-08-05 14:40:57
_-Syfer-_	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-08-21 09:30:12
Kylis	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-08-22 04:38:06
Syriuzz	chizzels mults aint flyin here Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-08-22 07:01:46
Ergynomic	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-09-01 04:35:12
NawkOut	lmao at Chizzels multis, Off yourself, nukka. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-09-05 11:27:01
Eatgaboon	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-09-21 06:02:44
Leknaat	Rated: 1 Posted on: 2008-10-15 16:29:10