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"cruel t cypher- diahrea. feat kilo and roe"



Cruel T	Roe	KILOS

Cruel T

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<P>i rememebr my very first diahrea expereince/</P>
<P>i was really young and it was spraying out my has like it never has since/</P>
<P>but i was slightly proud and sat on the toilet like a prince/</P>
<P>that very day was my whole rap influince/</P>
<P>i though damn, im the man, look at the steaming pile in the pan/</P>
<P>or this one time i ate some weird sweet and i was at my sister boyfreinds houes/</P>
<P>i ran up the stairs but when i got to the top it came out/</P>
<P>i was embaressed without a doubt/</P>
<P>oh! once it was hot, and i couldnt tell if i had some on my ass or not/</P>
<P>loking in the pot, WHAT?!?! how i do such a thing/</P>
<P>still feeling the sting on my royal ring/(remember im the prince of diahrea)</P>
<P>recoil!!! ping!!! damn it went on the seat, and i got a little bit on my feet/</P>
<P>i would have been better off unloading in the street/</P>
<P>oh my oh my after that im beat, but to sum it up, diahrea is sweet!.</P>

Roe

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<P>MY STOMACH BEEN HURTIN FOR A WHILE SO IM RUBBIN IT AND STUFF //</P>
<P>IT WAS ALL GOOD, UNTIL I FELT A BUBBLE IN MY GUT //</P>
<P>IM LIKE "DAMN WUT DID I EAT IM SICK //</P>
<P>NOT KNOWIN THAT SOMETHIN WAS LEAKIN QUICK //</P>
<P>I HOPPED UP, AND I WAS REALLY TRYNA HOLD MY WHOLE DAMN ASS //</P>
<P>TIL I FELT SOMETHIN WARM START DRIPPIN DOWN MY PANTS FAST //</P>
<P>ITS COMIN HARD PLUS ITS WET SO IM ALREADY HALF DOOMED //</P>
<P>BUT TO MAKE THINGS WORST SOMEBODY WAS IN THE BATHROOM //</P>
<P>I WASNT THINKIN BOUT MY PANTS OR THINKIN BOUT THE HARDNESS // </P>
<P>I JUST KNEW THAT THIS SHIT WAS COMIN OUT REGARDLESS //</P>
<P>TRYIN TO HOLD MY ASS CHEEKS TOGETHER REALLY MADE MY BACK SORE //</P>
<P>LOOKIN FOR A SOLUTION SO I RAN OUT THE BACK DOOR //</P>
<P>"THERES THE GARAGE I CAN DO IT IN THERE" //</P>
<P>AT LEAST NOBODY WOULD SMELL THE BOO BOO IN THE AIR //</P>
<P>IM RUNNIN TOWARDS THE GARAGE, GO IN, THEN STOP //</P>
<P>START LOOKIN AROUND AND I SAW A THIN BOX //</P>
<P>BUT DAMN THIS WASNT NO AVERAGE SHIT //</P>
<P>WHEN IT CAME OUT I ONLY HEARD SPLASH AND SQUISH //</P>
<P>JUST SQUEEZIN AT THE SAME TIME ITS COLD BUT HOT //</P>
<P>TOOK A LAST BIG SQUEEZE AND CLOSED THE BOX //</P>
<P>SNEAK IN THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR QUIET AS A MOUSE // </P>
<P>ITS ALL GOOD UNTIL I SAW MY DAD LEAVIN THE HOUSE //</P>
<P>IM SO HAPPY AND I DONT EVEN HANG WITH MY POPS //</P>
<P>BUT THOUGHT BACK LIKE "DIDNT I SEE HIS NAME ON TAT BOX"?? //</P>
<P>NOOOOOOOO HE HAD AN INTERVIEW AND HE EVEN HAD THE NEW FACE :D //</P>
<P>BUT SAY IT AINT SO I JUST POOPED IN HIS SUITCASE </P>

KILOS

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<P>DIARHEA!! </P>
<P>i remember one time i had to take a shit so i high tailed it to the stalls/</P>
<P>but before i could make it my diarhea starting coming out like Niagra Falls/ </P>
<P>shit was splattering everywhere got on my balls/</P>
<P>the worst part i was in the school halls/</P>
<P>it was my senior year i was like what the fuck/</P>
<P>the janitor tried to clean it up/</P>
<P>but it was stuck/</P>
<P>i remember tryin to help him and all of a sudden i felt it coming back/</P>
<P>i felt it again and my shit started runnin like it was doing track/</P>
<P>i made it to the bathroom and hid in dark/</P>
<P>i looked down the bathroom it looked like skidmarks/</P>
<P>i kept hiding and hiding and then a kid walked in/</P>
<P>started screaming so i laughed so hard that it started again/ </P>
<P>i mean it was coming out fast like a bicycle/</P>
<P>and my boxers were drippin more than an icycle/</P>
<P>so when you ever you feel like you got to shit dont let no1 near ya/ </P>
<P>cuz for all you know you could have DIARHEA!!</P>
<P> </P>
<P> </P>

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Cypher started: September 1^st 2006 at 13:39

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KILOS	LMAO! Posted on: 2006-09-01 17:34:55
PunncH DrunKK	i rated u a 10 coz dat shit amazin (no pun included) u dirty FCUKERS Rated: 10 Posted on: 2006-09-09 10:21:00

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