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"boners"



Cruel T	KILOS	SiKNeZ

Cruel T

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<P>i remember getting a boner in class/</P>
<P>once when i was young and we were all gatherd round a table i put it real close to this girls ass/</P>
<P>even touched it, she didnt notice/</P>
<P>so i once again daringly poked it/</P>
<P>even had a little wank in class, oooooh that ass/</P>
<P>luckily we were cooking so i had an aiprin as a mask/</P>
<P>if you ever get a boner while walking it can be awkwerd/</P>
<P>u might rub it of ur jean zip and make ur cock hurt/</P>
<P>and u gotto stretch ur jeans out by puttung ur hands in ur pockets/</P>
<P>wouldnt wanna get a peice of fluff in the end socket/</P>
<P>i remember sum 1 punched me in the balls when i had a stiffy/</P>
<P>he looked at me kind of "iffy"/</P>
<P>i moved on kind of, shifty/</P>
<P>its bad gettin a boner in public, for a stoner, u rub it, sum one saw, u was just tryin to stub it down to limpness.</P>

KILOS

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<P>i remember back in the day one morning dog/ </P>
<P>i woke up with a morning log/ </P>
<P>and i didnt know what it was so i started to rub it/</P>
<P>and my momma walked in and said  DONT DO THAT IN PUBLIC/</P>
<P>then my mom began to  hit me/</P>
<P>so i whipped it out again and slapped her wit the stiffy/</P>
<P>have you even been at a swimming pool and seen a hot girl walk by/</P>
<P>and everyones laughing and you dont know why/</P>
<P>you just mad my boner is bigger than yours you guys</P>
<P>and your get a big boner and you want to die/</P>
<P>i have to measure my dick by cubic square/ </P>
<P>the only thing i hate about it is the pubic hair/</P>
<P>i remember i went to sleep i fell off in the drift/ </P>
<P>i was having a dream and i start to lift/</P>
<P>i woke up and wasnt even touching my bed/</P>
<P>the only thing that was, was my boner head!</P>
<P>hahaha</P>

SiKNeZ

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<P>Sittin in class, was only 11 years old<BR>lookin at the Substitute teacher, my weiner felt cold<BR>warmed it up, with my hands deep inside my pockets<BR>felt a tingly sensation. so i knew i had to rock it<BR>teacher called me up, to do a presentation<BR>i was right next to her, so my heart started racin<BR>had a boner in my pants, so i felt it up a bit<BR>tried to walk around, just a hope of stoppin it<BR>the teacher bent over, and i turned around to see<BR>she was wearin a mini skirt, and no sight of pantys<BR>so i pulled down my pants, N ran to stick it in<BR>She fell over fallin, and landed on her chin<BR>principal walked in, so i pulled the zipper quick<BR>My boner got stuck, so i waved around my dick<BR>The boner got hard, so i tripped n fell<BR>landed on my nuts, what a livin hell.<BR>Scared me for life, i had a sex change when i was older<BR>All because of that one day, I had a fucking boner</P>
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Cypher started: August 31^st 2006 at 01:42

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Cruel T	step into the cruel t cypher u garunteed to luagh, i ven pissed my slef a little. Posted on: 2006-08-31 02:02:40
KILOS	HAHA I WAS CRYING SO MUCH OMG Posted on: 2006-08-31 02:37:44

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