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Length: 16 Lines each

"toilet humor"



Cruel T	BLACKNUCKLEZ	Roe

Cruel T

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<P>in the tub, give my bum a rub/</P>
<P>with some soap and a spoung take the ploung/</P>
<P>some times i piss in the water/</P>
<P>instead of going in the john like i aught to/</P>
<P>this may shock you, but i poo so hard it will rock you/</P>
<P>i had a wank in the bath the other day by the way/</P>
<P>let it bust with no hesitation or delay/</P>
<P>the presententation of the tub was that of a needed scrub/</P>
<P>actually made me hungry for a 12 inch sub, so went got some grub/</P>
<P>came back to the bath room and gave my toe a stub/</P>
<P>oooow, it was hard, when i held my foot i heard a fart/</P>
<P>it stunk the damn place up, reded my face up when my dog came in and saw me/</P>
<P>how embarresing, i swear inside its head it was laughing.</P>
<P> </P>
<P> </P>

BLACKNUCKLEZ

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<P>splashin When im n  the tub *** when i leave he shit looks like mudd***</P>
<P>i piss in the water** and i make ya sister swalla **i hit</P>
<P>the rubber ducky spit in the eye of ya mother .... i take showers now </P>
<P>cuzz the im a big kid now.. my gun under the sink my cally in the closet</P>
<P>pow*** take dat nerd i feed all you herd u fuckin transgender faggot***</P>
<P>feed u to the maggots... and the object suppose to be on a gay subject***</P>
<P>so imma do it like after watchin  the r.kelly tape and sale it***</P>

Roe

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<P>YEA IM SITTIN ON THE TOILET TRYNA DROP A QUICK TURD IN //</P>
<P>UNTIL I STARTED FEELIN A LIL TINGLE AND MY AZZ START BURNIN //</P>
<P>IM THINKIN 2 MYSELF LIKE "DAMMIT IM HIT NOW" //</P>
<P>SO IM WAVIN AT MY ASS TRYNA COOL THE SHYT DOWN //</P>
<P>MY ASS IS ON FIRE I LITERALLY MEAN "HOT" // </P>
<P>IM PUSHIN, SQUEEZIN, I EVEN LIFT UP MY LEG TO SEE IF THIS THING DROP //</P>
<P>IM LIKE "I GOTTA GET THIS TURD OUT, ITS GONNA BE LATE SOON" //</P>
<P>SO I EVEN OPEN UP MY ASS CHEEKS TRYIN TO MAKE ROOM //</P>
<P>AINT NUTTIN WORKIN SO I STARTED FLOPPIN INSTEAD //</P>
<P>ON THE TOILET JUMPIN TIL A THOUGHT POPPED IM MY HEAD //</P>
<P>1. MY ASS STILL BURNIN 2. THE BATHROOM BLOWED // </P>
<P>SO I TURN MY HEAD QUICK AND THERE WAS THE VACUUM HOSE!!!</P>
<P>I DONT WANNA DO IT BUT THIS SHIT IS ENOUGH //</P>
<P>SO I GRABBED THE VACUUM AND I SWITCHED IT TO "SUCK" //</P>
<P>I KNOW ITS GON BE HARD BUT I KNOW ITS GON BE QUICK //</P>
<P>SO I BENT OVER, STUCK IT ON MY ASS AND "CLICK" //</P>
<P>IT START SUCKIN IM SQUEEZIN AND RIPPIN MY CLOTHES //</P>
<P>AND IM HOLDIN ON TO THE TUB AND FIRMLY GRIPPIN THE HOSE // </P>
<P>I TOOK A DEEP BREATH IT HURT TO BREATH //</P>
<P>STILL LOOKIN AT THE HOSE AND TOOK ONE MORE SQUEEZE // </P>
<P>IT CAME OUT!!! </P>
<P>IM HAPPY SO IM JUMPIN WIT UPS NOW //</P>
<P>BUT ONE PROBLEM I THINK THE VACUUM JUST SHUT DOWN //</P>
<P>SO I WIPED MY ASS PULLED UP MY PANTS AND LOOKED //</P>
<P>"WOW THIS VACUUM WAS A BEAST BUT DAMN ITS COOKED" //</P>
<P>I LOOKED AROUND FINGERED WITH MY NOSE IN TIME //</P>
<P>LIKE "WELL NOBODY KNOWS ITS MINE"  :D //</P>
<P> </P>
<P> </P>
<P> </P>
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Cypher started: August 31^st 2006 at 00:05

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Cruel T

from now on all cruel t cyphers will have this:*this is a genuine ct cypher* by me, if its by sum 1 else then it aint genuine.

Posted on: 2006-08-31 02:28:17

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