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"Comedy Act 1"



StandUpComic	Tha Dog Cotton Brothers

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Last night, on CNN, there was this thing on Philippa Foot, this old english philosopher. And I was like, ready to turn it over, and shit, but then she said something about going away on a trip. And I was like, if someone comes, to like, fix her electrics or something, and she'd put a sign on the door. Would it say "The Foot's are on holiday" or "The Feet are on holiday"

The same goes for Micky Mouse, only, he doesn't have electrics, 'cos, he IS a mouse. 

I've had some fantastic heckles, here are some awesome ones:

"The only funny bone you got, is my dick up your ass"

I love that, for one reason, my response is probably the only response I had, at the time:

"Yeah, well it's your dick not mine"

Of course, I came out looking like a dick. There's nothing more humbling then being told your shit by your mother. Except of course, if my mother did it. She comes to all my shows, but I have to get her in free. She wont pay to see me perform, 'cos "I'm shit".

Tha Dog

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Yo what's up with all you's out there I thought I will crash dude cypher and give all you's a part of me that you have never seen before, you know The Funny lol, and yes I got a story to tell so go ahead grab your pillows and blankies and listen to the story of tha dog claimming his territory:

Now, probably a year ago I met up with this bitch who everyone called her nig, aieght we were talking not on any relationship matter but you know just chatting and commingling with each other you dig after a month she called me and she was like I got a friend and she wants to talk to you I was like aieght whatever so nig put us on three-way and the bitch said what's up my name is Tee Tee I was like yo wuz good mommy blah blah now this was a violent bitch because the whole time she was yapping about how she was fighting this trick and that trick and I was like damn you must be Iron Mike Tyson or some shit but as days go-on me and her started talking more exiling Nig and shit after four days Nig and Tee Tee called me but Tee Tee had an attitude she started talking crazy on the phone and I was like yo!!! calm-down little girl she got hot after that and called me a Bitch lol c'mon now that's a no no so i started to ramp and rage hollering BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS LIKE I WAS IN YOUR PUSSY AND SHIT!!! so she gotten kind of startle then hung up after that I went to sleep then around 12 0'clock I got a call that me woke up I answer the phone I said Yo for a minute there was no sound then a girl said Hello I replied who this I didn't order no redial and shit  she said Shut the Fuck up it's me Tee Tee I was like yo word what's up mommy then I said yo my fault about and before I could finish my sentence she says I LOVE YOU I was in complete shock I was like WHAT YOU SAID?! she says I LOVE YOU then I was like BUT...then she says YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN I UNDERSTAND JUST WAKE UP I'M COMING OVER now Iam tire as hell,remember this was like 12 something o'clock at night so I got up still wearing my pj's pants and my wife beater then someone comes banging on my door I open it this fine ass thick bitch was right there ohmygosh she was so fine anyways without asking she just barges in and said Iam looking for Terrance(oh yeah in case I didn't mention it this was our first time actually seeing each other)I said you looking at him She was like DAMN I was like what she said nothing just biting her lips and shit came close to me then we start tongue wrestling ya mean! ya mean!lol anyway I was feeling all up on her those BIG ASS TITTEES AND THAT BOOMLUNKSCIOUS BOOTY anyway she said I need 2 dollars so I bend over to get it she was like damn you got a nice ass I didn't know what to say so I said you should see it when Iam bared-ass she laugh took my hand lead me to my bedroom threw me on the bed rip my pants stripped off her clothes got on the dick rode it MOTHER-FUCKING CRAZY Iam laying there screaming like a BITCH and shit fixing to bust I said baby Iam fixing to cum she got up and said nut on my face so I did DAMN my niggaz you know that shit on point if you ever done it so after that I had to go piss so I said Iam going to the restroom I'll be back she said nah boo just PEE ON ME i was like WHAT?! PEE ON ME I said aieght PPSSSS pee'd all on her man the shit was banana's then we took a shower and fucked in there.LOL LOL

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Cypher started: March 25^th 2008 at 03:55

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Supreme Lefty <Most Valuable Poet>	Lmao! Posted on: 2008-03-25 06:09:45
Tha Dog <Cotton Brothers>	real talk yo lol lol Lmao! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2008-03-25 13:04:37

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