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"taking a shit"



Cruel T	KILOS

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<P>how do you feel when your taking a shit/</P>
<P>i feel great when its sloppy, i wanna drink in like bananna split/</P>
<P>i admit, sum times i just wanna do it where i sit/</P>
<P>make my own brown mushy pit/</P>
<P>sqooshy squish/</P>
<P>mmm, reminds me of liquorish/</P>
<P>"i think ill call this one icarus"/</P>
<P>yes each poo is a life thats new and fresh/</P>
<P>if you want one but cant take one look in a baby cresh/</P>
<P>i luv the diffrent shapes and sizes/</P>
<P>im tellin ya my shits are bosses/</P>
<P>you should have seen my last one it was collosus/</P>
<P>sat boldly in the toilet, it clogged it/</P>
<P>i was fortunate to have to put my hands in and turn it tto mush, and slush, like diharea gush, its gone now, hush, dont be sad, be glad that u can shit another day!, hey, when i think about it its been awhile.</P>
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KILOS

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<P>my favorite shits are the ones that are good, long/ </P>
<P>i like to take shits and make em foot longs/ </P>
<P>when im on the toilet i never wanna quit/ </P>
<P>so like my raps i just let it flow when i shit/ </P>
<P>i like to serve my flows on a platter/</P>
<P>my favorite part is when i splatters/</P>
<P>if i could take shits all the time i would never marry/</P>
<P>i would fall in love with my dingle berries/</P>
<P>o i sure love to take shits that are humongus/</P>
<P>and my favorites are ones wit molds and fungus/</P>
<P>ones that are nice and brown like reeces/</P>
<P>oh my gee golly willickers i love my feces/</P>
<P>this whole pooping thing is funner than merry go rounds/</P>
<P>i love when it splatters and makes the whole toilet seat brown/</P>
<P>if i could never take shits! life i would hate it/ </P>
<P>the worst part of life is when i get constipated/</P>
<P>i like my shits all mushy mushy/</P>
<P>they're the best when they're gushy gushy/ </P>
<P>dont forget to whipe you tushy tushy!</P>
<P>I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT NOW GUYS!</P>

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Cypher started: August 30^th 2006 at 00:51

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KILOS

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHAH THRUUU!!!!!!!

Posted on: 2006-08-31 02:30:59

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