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"santa clause "



mosburg	hazey_sfu	Im Perfect	slim doobias

mosburg

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<P><STRONG><EM>Hey its mosburg (sfu for life)</EM></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><EM>one cold nite on chrristmas eve i was listenin to a Rap for that one chick eve that faggot r.kelly was with nelly ready to resive when i heard a clip clip clop up on the roof top so i grab my glock this is where the fun stops i run outside with a gun by my side i saw the fat ass try to deliver my big mouth billy bass i screamed stop then fired a shot into a pane of glass he tried to take of nice and fast he hopped into is sleigh shot him once in the face and he crashed into a bail of hay ran over to the crash site and there he lay you shoulda stayed in your own hood you know that you should he looked up at me and said if i could i would i swear a job is a job really im justa big fat slob as a matter of fact my favorite movie is the blob..... the blob i outta kill you right here that movie sucked then i pulled on his beard he said now kid your really weired why would you want to kill me i gave you your first beer then i said you pay what you owe you reap what you sow first off you owe me some dough and the other wheres my weed if i dont get my greens i go crazy and thats what christmas means to me </EM></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><EM>( hey if this sucked tell me but give me a break im white and 12.)</EM></STRONG> if any one wanna battle tell me. </P>

hazey_sfu

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Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys<BR><BR>For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys<BR><BR>When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death<BR><BR>Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath<BR><BR>From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo<BR><BR>Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo<BR><BR>And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,<BR><BR>"Merry Christmas to all... now you're all gonna die!"<BR><BR>Well, the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it<BR><BR>Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet<BR><BR>And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage<BR><BR>And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage<BR><BR>He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger<BR><BR>And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger<BR><BR>And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen<BR><BR>And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like<BR>chicken!"<BR>There's the National Guard and the FBI<BR>
There's a van from the Eyewitness News<BR><BR>And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky<BR><BR>And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'<BR><BR>And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?<BR><BR>My my my my my my<BR><BR>You used to be such a jolly guy<BR><BR><BR><BR>Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead<BR>
Some guys from the swat team blew a hole in his head<BR>
Yes little friend now, that's his brains on the floor<BR><BR>I guess I won't have the fat guy to kick around any more<BR><BR>But now there's no more presents for the children's enjoyment<BR><BR>And the elves got to stand in line to file for unemployment<BR><BR>And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night<BR><BR>With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights<BR>

Im Perfect

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<P>Let me take ya'll through, back when I was seven/</P>
<P>Saw a spanish dude in a suit, takin all my presents/</P>
<P>So I kicked his ass, took my shit back/</P>
<P>Looked in the bag, and found a mag/</P>
<P>He started hittin me, couldn't see shit, only saw a black floor/</P>
<P>Bitch came in through the chimney, and out the back door/</P>
<P>He ain't gotta car, cuz he can't steer/</P>
<P>Got in a sleigh, put shit away, there was like 10 little deer/</P>
<P>Went to the deer, put my dick in its ear, Santa Clause was screamin "Get away from me queer."/</P>
<P>Whats wrong with Santa Clause, he supposed to give you gifts/</P>
<P>Not take all of ya shit when its about to be Christmas/</P>
<P>Next day, I thought I saw the Spanish dude again, it was hard to tell/</P>
<P>And guess what? - It was Santa, that nigga works at Taco Bell/</P>
<P> </P>

slim doobias

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<P>Ho, Ho, Hoes,   Lets get jolly/ Pass that dutch I got the holly/ I'm take hits like I was battlin ali/ Its all me, SKillZ, Aka Santa Clause/ Yeah wait, hold the applause, Becauce, I aint dont yet/ Middle of december, Time to make my run/ REMEMBER, Cant forget to get Mos' his gun/ his sis wants a dildo/ His parents asked for someone to fix you son/ I replied ASAP'd, No prob, I Do shit for fun/ Fuck presents, I'm handin out coal/ Yeah Mother fucker I'm an asshole/ Someone tell the kids, SANTA, went crazy stupid/ Sportin a red Bandana, Cant touch the new kid/ you know how i do kid/ I got clips big as banana, I got them clips/ dont trip, got me comin down your chimney/ I karatee chop your ass like my name was kim chee/ Yall on the bad list, Fuck it, i aint tryin to come back next christmas</P></TD></TR>
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Cypher started: August 28^th 2006 at 17:44

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EkZ 1nE	Not bad But Not Great still some work to do lil homie but with hardwork and motivation you could succeed Na i mean Aight Mayne PEACE!! ~1nE~ Posted on: 2006-08-28 18:26:23
EkZ 1nE	Uh Oh Doobias got done by the copy and paste LOL ~1nE~ Posted on: 2006-08-29 18:16:01
mosburg	i was wonderin what the fuck went on there Rated: 10 Posted on: 2006-08-29 18:30:13
Im Perfect	Hot shit funny stuff - read my shit, you'll probably laugh..Its about the spanish Santa, ya'll.. Lol Posted on: 2006-09-01 20:42:21
ILL_FAM <DyNaMiC LyRiCisTs>	lol not the best but nice still lyrikal god funny sh1t man lol :D Rated: 4 Posted on: 2006-09-02 10:01:00
mosburg	hey yo hazey just stole a weird al yankovic song lil basturd i know who the fuck you are hazey and i will kill you if i see anymore plagerisum bitch Rated: 10 Posted on: 2006-09-05 18:43:14
lil Dope	ok Rated: 5 Posted on: 2006-09-10 10:42:53
mosburg	ha ha lyrikle god pulled some hilarious shit good job that was the shit man Rated: 10 Posted on: 2006-09-18 18:55:09

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