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Length: 16 Lines each

"funniest punchlines!"



mc-dp	LINVOY_PRIMAS On Ganja Heights	MrWordPlay	Swinny Foundation™

mc-dp

im not the one thats over...*KEEN*~ON SPLITTIN YA SPLEIN~
shoot you and leave u wid a hole in ur face lookin like...*MR.BEAN*


hit you and leave you with a moustache...*MADE FROM DIRT*
leave you looking like the..*118 DUDES FROM THE ADVERT*

Make you run round ma block..*SO FAST*
ill make your...*BRAIN JOG*

shoot you in the..*HEAD*
balls gone stifff also known as being...*BRAIN-DEAD*


i aint got many but this is 2 of them lol well
drop some funny stuff lol

LINVOY_PRIMAS

a got a few not lot a dont usualy du funny battles

 only time he ever ~ GIPPED A MAGNUM AND MADE PEOPLE SCREAM ~ 
 mummy bought it him for being a good boy ~ HIS MAGNUMS ARE THAT FUCKIN ICE CREAM ~ 


 house choros only time ~ HOODLY BEEN DECKIN ~ 
 your tiny penis on your girls lips feel like ~ BABY WODDPECKERS PECKIN ~ 

only ~ BLACK GUYS HES SEEN ~ 
~ WER ON WIDESCREAN ~  
~ A JAMICAN BOBSLED TEAM ~

im crazy in the head ~ A AINT ALL THERE ~ 
im growin weed hes trya grow ~ PUBIC HAIR ~ 
you an your girl trya figure ~ WHAT GOES WHERE ~   haha just a few nout much reli

MrWordPlay

I'll go 12 drunk rounds wit tyson BAR~BASHIN, than break all bones survivin CAR~CRASHES. I keep army guns & ASSORTED~GRENADES~WIT~ME, 4 employers wantin me to scrub TOILETS~FOR~$8.50      

Got kicked outta church for playin wit PANTY~LINES, I smoked weed wit heysus,  he called me the ANTI~CHRIST. I gamble wit RELIGION, it swore to make ME~RICH~WHEN god & the devil played chess thru a world thats ATHEISTIC!!!(wow-ha)

I served so hard time, for STEALIN~FREE~SAMPLES. & told the inmates "It was a KILLIN~SPREE~SCANDAL. Im 23 goin on 40 & STILL~A~VIRGIN. I should have paid for puss then, now all these BILS~EMERGIN (whoa-lol)

Daddy's a failure, ,my LIFE~WAS~OVER~PLANNED. I found out on "T.V." that my WIFE~WAS~BORN~A ~MAN (YIKES!!-Lmfao) I made "The Ring 3" but it MORE~OF~A~PORNO~TAPE. You should watch it in a room full of WHORES~TO~FORNICATE!!!(it works!-lol)

Donald Trump is rich, you can BET~IM~THE~OPPOSITE. Im broke all the time,  wit a FETISH~FOR~POCKET~LENT (Lmfao)

Swinny

i just ~LIT-UP-THE-GREEN~ to produce SPITS and ~SHIT-ON-YOUR-TEAM~ ,got his hole crew runnin like the ~SHIT-IN-HIS-JEANS~!!/

outta CONTROL i EXPLODE with PETROL bombs and let this ~TECK-BANG~, you win? aint gonna happen like a transvestite wantin a ~SEX-CHANGE~/

putta ~HOLE-IN-THIS-PUNK~ cuz im ~COLD-WITH-THE-FUNK~ n leave ya 'life rotten' like the ~MOULD-ON-YA-SPUNK~!!/(get it)

spittin real shit ta haters makin ~ASS-HOLES-MAD~, i'll 'kick' and 'push' you out the game like ~FIASCO'S-DAD~!/(kick,push)

equipped with razor blades to bust heads and ~SHANK-YOU~, im`'gratefull' for 'life' so ill 'take yours' ~THANK-YOU~!!/
~SCRIPTS'LL-BLOW~ on any ~BITCH-OR-HOE~ swinny ~GETS-THE-DOH~, while the only time you get cheese is when you ~PICK-YOUR-TOES~!/ LMFAO

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Cypher started: July 30^th 2007 at 17:22

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mc-dp	come on people Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-07-30 17:29:33
LINVOY_PRIMAS <On Ganja Heights>	sik man funny shit dogg Posted on: 2007-07-31 06:38:12
MrWordPlay	I got more but I used spaces cuz everyone else did,.. plus it makes it easier to read,. funny shit guys!! Posted on: 2007-07-31 07:49:19
Murkah Man	this is funny...i wana put some up but i need to use em lol!!! Posted on: 2007-07-31 10:03:58
Swinny <Foundation™>	LMFAO Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-07-31 10:23:51
Troubled Lyfe	shit was hot form everyone~10~ Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-07-31 11:47:58
mc-dp	my days that has got to be the funniest lol i thought myne were good well mine are nothing compared to these lol x Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-07-31 13:07:41
crazywhiteboy1	the only 9 ull ever hold is my cock Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-07-31 14:06:36
_FIELD SOLDIER_	SICK!! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-01 03:57:22
mrCEO	-10- SICK n FUNNY TOO all emcees were killed it Posted on: 2007-08-01 06:04:56
Swinny <Foundation™>	outta CONTROL i EXPLODE with PETROL bombs and let this ~TECK-BANG~, you win? aint gonna happen like a transvestite wantin a ~SEX-CHANGE~/ Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-01 10:51:39
mc-dp	lol this cyphers H-O-T off da hizzay lol Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-01 11:42:45
Wykd	10..vb Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-01 13:36:43
BlAcC lOgIk <DOPE AS FUCK>	hot spitz yall!1 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-01 20:45:09
Proverb <MURDERING OTHERS BACK 2 BACK >	Donald Trump is rich, you can BET~IM~THE~OPPOSITE. Im broke all the time, wit a FETISH~FOR~POCKET~LE NT (Lmfao) ...prolly one of tha funniest lines lmao had me rollin....another one right here....equipped with razor blades to bust heads and ~SHANK-YOU~, im`'gratefull' for 'life' so ill 'take yours' ~THANK-YOU~!!/ had me like okay okay lmao....10 Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-01 23:44:47
Earlybucks	10Ez Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-01 23:54:19
Legal G	cud of been mo funny... Rated: 6 Posted on: 2007-08-03 00:40:14
Swinny <Foundation™>	ohh shit i wuznt exspectin this too get into the top 10 haha, shit thanx people Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-03 17:02:07
mc-dp	SWINNY THE LAST ONE YOUR ROTE ABOUT CHEESE IN UR TOE HAD ME CRYIN lmfffaoooo Rated: 10 Posted on: 2007-08-04 12:51:06
I_H8_�piders	... Rated: 1 Posted on: 2007-08-04 14:36:27