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Length: 32 Lines

Cekspree (76%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Major League Hitterz

Reppin: Fresno, California, United States

mrjones (24%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Zimbabwe

Cekspree

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~To: Mr. Jones, from Zimbabwe, Africa~  You better back up off of me..what do you WANT WIT SPREE, DUDE?
If I was as HUNGRY AS YOU.....I'd be out HUNTING SOME FOOD!!
Got these ranked MC's sweatin' WITH THE WAY I BE RAPPIN', YO...
Jones is only a "sick rapper" cause he lives IN THE HIV CAPITAL!!
Don't tell me there's barber shops in Africa...you can GET A HAIRCUT? WHERE?
You be dunking coconuts on trees....like IN "THE AIR UP THERE"
Don't waste your time thinking you CAN RAP WIT THE SPREE, CUZZ...
You're better off at skinning deers, AND LAUGHING HYENAS
You'll probably say you rock Bape SHOES AND SOME PRADA...
When you're in a grass thong singing "HAKUNA MATADA"
You spit clean rhymes? But you haven't TOUCHED A BATH FOR THE FIFTH YEAR...
And when you do bathe, it's in the FUCKING AMAZON RIVER
 I SPEAK THE HARDEST...I won't be BEAT, REGARDLESS...
On a lucky month, you might get to EAT A STARFISH...
You would owe me your life, for feeding you a PIECE OF GARBAGE...
And where's your internet connected? Through a ZEBRA CARCASS?
I'll rip your skinny frame like a NAPKIN THAT'S TWO-PLY...
Then crack you in your temple with a CAN FROM YOUR FOOD DRIVE...
If you had one wish, I'd probably get STABBED WITH BAMBOO KNIVES...
And I can't figure this out.....are you a FAG, OR ARE YOU BI?
I'll put "plates in your back" like a DINOSAUR...
Then spray you, like the Krylon cans used in "STYLE WARS"...
My raps are TIGHTER, MORE than a pair of BIKER SHORTS...
While you DINE ON FLOORS and eat only WILD BOARS...
You got a computer in the jungle? Where'd you FIND THE CORDS?
Fuck Windows Media...you get your audio when the LION ROARS...
You'll catch that AIDS by fucking chimps, then you'll DIE WITH SORES...
But I'd wanna die just like you, IF I WAS POOR!!
I'm from the West Coast, the capital of RAGS AND IMPALAS...
The only ride you've ever took is when you STRATTLED KAMALA...
Once I see your girl and start RHYMIN' NASTY, SHE'LL SWALLA...
Then I send her home, like I'm SIMON, RANDY, OR PAULA!!!!* .......sheeit!

mrjones

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Dis be a reply to da focker who thinks his fly...
You spittin lies or you high? Now it's time for you  to snowdive.
I think cerkspree's been watchin too much of dat national geographic
Coz its tragic, how you set yourself up for sum  serious damige.
You think im livin in sum village, where i get pillaged
But I probably reside in a better place dat you can't invisage.
So you comparin my home to sum kinda made-up zoo in ya dome
I think ya mindz gone cos  i spit better dan dis latino, holmez
You can't go da distance like you were danny devito's clone.
You lack substance like you wuz a meatless bone.
For ya own info, im HIV negative, you dig
Go get tested coz there be sum freak-hoes where you live.
Im reppin Africa till im put to my rest, im reckless, check
I'll give you a slit throat as ya new neckless, and i'll betbet
Dat you enjoy pickin on an emcee who's like half ya age
You dick face, you diggin ya own grave, sumone hand him a spade.
Mr "livin da vida loca" got his hopes up but jones'll remove you from dis rap roaster,
You poser, atleast im proud of where i stand, Bush be throwin sht at ya and its eva hittin da fan.
Are you a bitch or man who got a short life span cos ya rhymes belong in an extermination camp.
You a dick rider, i spit thru da wire like Kanye, your life jus expired
I'm da hitman who wuz hired to spit  fire as dis nigga perspires
Coz im hot, you not. You 27 wit no deal i think you shud retire.
But im 16, still tender yet mean , poppin rhymes like i wuz a fockin vendor machine.
Matter of fact dis dude claims he's hardcore, well i'ma send you to da floor
"Da bigger dey are, da harder dey fall". My shtz so sick i'll send you to da hospital ward.
You want war, den i got many a weapon, lyrical punchlines too hot from  where im reppin.
Dude why you sweatin, i got incredible rhymes dat you ain't gettin.
I am da king from africa where real kings lay
Dis is real talk not fake like dat movie wit Kunta kint-ay.
You wanna bust facts, if you pop i pop back
You's an idiot, i think it's time you drop back
I'm 100 percent originally black, reppin zim where we got da real straps.

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Battle started: December 23^rd 2006 at 12:00
Challenger joined: December 23^rd 2006 at 13:19

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2006-12-23 13:19:25).

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New Beginnings Basic Member	Cek got dis shit no dowt, a lil more effort from jones an it would of been a cose battle...9-7, vb Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-23 13:24:01
mrjones Basic Member	Zimbabwe's a beautiful place, really it is. It has one of da eight wonders of da world and a great heritage. So suck my dick, you mah'fockin hatin bitch. y'all betta vote for jones, im only 16, dis focker's what, 27? Comment Only Posted on: 2006-12-23 13:28:47
LEFT FIELD <WillEatYou> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion	CEKSPREE EASY. vote back! Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-23 13:38:43
K B <Inmate> Basic Member	Now ima vote for cekspree, only because he did win.. But u guys gotta realize that mr jones is 16, he has 13 years to fucking become 10x better then him.. I stick up for mr jones cuz im 16 too :P Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-23 17:23:16
Cekspree <HITTERZ>	You chumps are 16, I'm 27...correct...which means you lames should be murking me with ease, since I've spent the better part of the last decade eliminating brain cells...so those comments are only making you guys look whacker, which I figured would be impossible, given your rap ability...in 10 years, you still won't be at the level I was at in 1993. Treality check. Comment Only Posted on: 2006-12-24 01:33:53
Mizzle-G	Cek Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-24 10:18:24
D-Reppin <LBP> Exclusive Member	Very Good Battle..~Voted~..~VB ~..~1~.. Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-25 20:47:11
tiga <LI> Exclusive Member	GOOD BATTLE MRJONES------VB Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-25 23:35:24
Afta_Effect Basic Member	spreezy got it ez...9-5 no hate vote back Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-26 02:28:14
kc_meta4 Basic Member	Cek won Mrjones jeep practicin Voted: Cekspree / mrjones Posted on: 2006-12-26 13:28:33


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