there we go lol 

Expos:the first bar is a reference to the tv show The BIG BANG THEORY:  Stuart bloom,raj koothrappali,and penny all play in this show.

the mr.krabs line come off of spongebob, mr.krabs rival is planton who own the chum bucket, and has a computer wife.  The last line about the Christian man Bible well the is real lite/Israelite is the people who the Bible is about and they sin against God by building a golden calf in which he made them burn it down.  A calf is sacred in India and you can actually get life in prison for killing a cow.  So lol if you need more expo let me know!

Yo sax that last line was funny as heck lol but let me ask you did you use recycled lines?

Expos - 

An Opal stone tends to change colours in the dark. 

Ricky Gervais' speech at the golden globe had jokes that made a lot of people uncomfortable lol 

Rest is simple !!

Lol no dude I just keyed this yesterday after our lil convo i thot if not 16 and 8 did be fun kinda like just for gags so that i could warm up and push myself to write 16s for the upcoming tourneys lol

Big Bang Theory btw loved that show lol 

Anyways, all the best man !!!

oh shit - correction - "changes colours when it gets dark"

Baba: Not bad. A large portion of filler in your piece and only a few attacks made towards your oppoent at the end of each bar set, the beginning of each bar set was more self hype or filler. Try and adjust that. Concept wise, pretty decent. The facebook and opal stone to name a few. 

Jrh: Opening bar:- i see what you were trying to do though it didn't land, man. First off: Sale and Cell aren't a wordplay. Sell and Cell would be though (if used grammatically correct of course). Also, the punchline didn't actually make sense. How would someone make money off their CD by selling a cell of their tumor? o.O.... Following bar (big bang) wasn't bad.... i feel you could have approached that concept in a different way. Next bar is your best so far. Ending bar, doesn't connect or make sense. Again, i see what you were trying to implement, though what does an Isrealite have to do with an Indians belief system? (there is more than just the Hindu religion in India). Overall: I have Baba taking this with the more coherent set of bars though his opponent was thinking more out of the box and showed more signs of creativity... just needs to polish off his ideas and proof read them first to ensure they're making sense. Not bad though. Fairs in, fellas. 

Saax had flow and threw a couple punches but I just didn't anything that stood out or that "haymaker". Jr the Raj line was clever but was not written very well. I heard the israelite wordplay before but you incorporated very well with the cow scheme so I believe you won this one.

Baba, not the best battle I've seen from you in a long shot. You're set-ups didn't connect, and some of your bars were too-long when not enough of the set-ups had connection to the punchline. JrH, you have structure and a basic sense of wordplay down, just try to capitalize on that by having your set-ups relat to your punches, and coming up with better concepts.

Baba won this on a full sweep.