Squammy got this on first read. Both had a couple commonly used plays but also some good ideas. I think Squammy had a couple more of them than Rhifle did and was able to execute them more cleanly, resulting in better impact. Gain distance and iron bars strongest for Squammy, Mario/Sonic strongest for Rhifle. 

I found this to be a really entertaining battle, because both writers flowed well and brought simple but humorous punchlines. That being said I have Squammy taking it on first read, with punches that were consistently clearer and thus hit harder. Best punches were body of water by Rhifle and distance from the murder by Squammy. Good battle.

Squammy: 7 / Rhifle: 7

Expo: Ekans is a snake in Pokémon whose first move is wrap. Crack is a sound and u know what it means when somebody says you’re crack as in dope or good. A stream is a body of water or to view or listen to somebody’s work. And when u catch a body it basically means u win..so... a body: of water     ....... rest y’all should know about. Good luck, Squammy

6 weeks later but he finally replied lmao

EXPO: You use a rifle when you’re far away from a target /// Rifles are also used to snipe and Rhifle’s 7 opponents last season had a combined 2 wins between them so he just battles noobs /// You spray an iron to let steam off when ironing and spraying/squirting an iron is shooting a gun /// Michael Jordan retired from basketball (shooting) to play baseball (bat).

Yea squammy took this one straight up, his personals were simpler yet clever, but pretty soon the rhifle nameplay will get old. Squammy jordan line was the best of both drops imo. Rhifle had a promising start but some of his concepts fell flat like the sonic line, and the "body of water" line was  nonsensical

This battle was super hot gentleman!  I always judge on multies, metas, punches, wordplay, vocab, personals, readability factor, etc.  I did not care for Rhifles wordplay at all.  When writing wordplays, it has to make sense in both senses of both words.  Other than that the verse was dope af.  You both have my respect but only one can win.  Respect the fair or fuck off

This was dope. I got Squammy taking this with better executed punches, and for showing a lot more creativity. That opener from squammy was dope and my fav bar of the battle. Rhifle you had some good moments but squammy was superior here. Votes in.