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Length: 64 Lines

PeaceandLaughter (0%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: World

Callaway (100%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Beaverton, Ontario, Canada

PeaceandLaughter

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<div>Drip That Drap hit Like a Bong yue can take These Hand's These Cknuckel's atcya self chuckel's set him to space nasa huble boy bound in blue forensix clamed he found in cryogenix, infect with a sense that of Change strange place to post such knote's getting him with kicking like kicking to hight's renting whomb's out like a pimp who set the price, rading yo grounds like Graverobber's who take a chance, flying out the couch and reclain back. ready on yo steady hand, cuddle on up to those bowel's cus the Movement is wha yue feel now, many stomech's like yue was a cow so i take it to the S like slaughter the BEEF to the Laughter Sink's, reading the txt'x that meek's spot's that eyelash out and peek's tare the sking like stringcheese, Keanu reeve's setting on John wick win i wax yo lip with a Hallow to make yo limp on yo Gimp, Shooting these shot's like kianu reev's John wick sly so slick couldnt get past yue so get on this hint pushing pen's sending thot's to paper yawning yettie's with machetteze coming up atcya turning these body's to spaggettie Edwerd scissor hand's in nightmares im freddy chop hack him like like a bush got those scissor's to sheer that bush above there ear's, calsulty's causing this drama so i spear tthe doe and claim my Deer, cybor graphics compose a painting i freeze yo frame and the post is Froze. come at me like i HAt i Snapback and put some holes in that fitted cap, yue knoe that crack yue filled like were the concrete at yue Ass donkey slap gun trigger using a finger pop yo like a ballon this ape a babboon tyepe good stumbling on threw Gum sticking to the heel of the shoe feel the soul as i use these shoe's use were i walk in to, soon assume how it is yue do,  rabbid and my andaler is on the snooze rake a rachet to srachet it like a lottery ticket came to kick it martail law  and i own it,  hold it hit it up like line's to and orohan str8 straingle the goose hang it up like a knose put knote's down like this KId twist, a knose.  Moving as moose, take these plier's and  the Kidtwist the Tooth like a Fairy who was on the Move, gravle Double dare dable deal with the devil for acting as a rebal, but God is the Muse, i use to amuse Trix kapital 1  at the begining of a Sentence, manganing a mennace . taking out ya player's like  card's when Doing trix to stranger's, money up yo spot bringing game yo way superman on my clark kent and im Gonzo  Bingo suprimio girlfreaind slap yue with a dildo, silly bun's sharming with a chramgne touch crouch on his kermit green in the cabbage patch kid twist yo fossit and get yue wet shooting out shot's that send him to Inspectah deck,  like it as yue lie as a lion in a cage Rampage on yo street like car';s and they stealth the heat, burn yo street speech straight to the Asphult in his Daggree mc running red like lakes fallowing the stream bam on yo team with soap cus yue going get clean drama hot on the meat mock the jock and send him to plot, no need to tread yo drop, cuz Doe got the Goat like lampchop's in yo playhouse peewee host, rev run reading what DMC wrote, shooting these star's with meator's when i drop my thump to that Spacebar, hitting hot hard scratch the paint on ya car, thinking that yo all steam when i bring the heat im that sana that sent off steam making yo sweat from the son like heat  is were it came from damn stan set that pactch on yo act teeth clean were yo toothbrush at, steep on the pont were it peek's like a sneak who creep's in the crax of the street, let yet horrible text  sort out the possibilty's after yue post such sense, making motives as yue claim your statis, on this liek static magnetic with a style get in yo head like sycoligisst's. poke yo with a kneedle like giving blood to people, steven segual flying over shoulder's, serving like a soldier moving out your teeth like i crashed the party, curving up yo swag with hand's to touch yue up much likei was eating my launch, a Spider on the WEB BRowing the Browser up atcya like bowser, mario with the plunger, plunching out yawaste like a plumber,  set heat to high let it burn like Asphualt in the summer   feet set to step on the beef it in a bag  to Beat,  Michal jackon to the beef, let out shot's and they wet yo clothes from that mouth yue hold just drouling on yo clothes so specail my gun game mold's  like clay do sun up the shyne so it blind yue ryu  make yue cernal pile metal gear pop the peer right in the ear and drop him off the peer ate him up as if they was the pear strong like a gorrilla yet im the california bear, yeld yo spot on yo stop keep Notice as this Doe Drop,  each body that come to peek what's hot burn those eylashes like when yue blink or even wink yo lot, pic a spot i will take a photo moto wering clothes so long they look like a hobo, get on yo pinocio and as it's knose grow then show us yue lie and it show's ,  leave him in the dirt with a rose chosemuch stuff such kecthup cus yue looing this Chase, cheerios like bullet's to the face good geif charley brown beat neat take a seat bring that burden we hold with is that we speak. hubble on hover and set the fire up to Flame.</div>

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<div>You know what rhymes with DOE DROP? He'll take MO' SHOTS to the face than BOTOX! He's shaky with a FLOW, DOG like when a BOAT ROCKS so he'll get broken down when I make him hit the road like MOST SHOCKS! HOE STOP I'm COMIN' IN W/ THESE BURNERS what I put in ya grill'll have ya feel the heat like a COUPLE DIFF'RENT CHEESE BURGERS! Ya girl wants ya castrated 'n killed, so he'll get a COUPLE SNIPS 'N HE'S MURDERED I'll have Doe Nuts dropped on the ground like CLUMSY KRISPY-KREME WORKERS! Gunfire at ya doorstep. You'll NOTICE LOTSA GLOCK SOUNDS, so it makes me like those workers in a way (Why?) Cause I'm KNOWN FOR DROPPIN' HOT ROUNDS! (OMG)! Ya girl hates ya high-pitched voice, but mine makes sure ya BITCH IS UNDRESSED 'n DRIPPIN SUM WET, see you don't have much of a bass, Drop like SHITTY DUBSTEP! Your avy's of this world? That something I don't underSTAND, EITHER you'll get shells tryna play your role like a FRANCE THEATRE! So tell me how this MAN'S LEADER when him 'n his whole CLAN'S DIVAS that wouldn't get us all to come together as PANGAEA!?!?! You know this is the WORST KINDA SPAR when he's gettin bodied by EARTH SCIENCE BARS! You're not a legend on this site, you remind me MORE OF RICAN cause we don't understand what you mean and each line is SORTA REACHIN! It's like an internal hemorrhage I'm having all your ORGAN'S BLEEDIN' just for tryna act like you're God like you were MORGAN FREEMAN! Why are people acting like this DUDE'S ALL GRIMEY when I got his ROUND in the palm of my hand like the cover of BRUCE ALMIGHTY?!?! P.S. ROUNDS bars are horrible, anyone trying to PUT 'EM UP IS BLIND, so these ROUNDS are specifically for Doe and his COOKIE-CUTTER RHYMES! And I'm not doing my lines in quotations cause I'm SHOWING YOU UP and it's a blatant fact my lines are already QUOTED ENOUGH! I feel bad enough for taking this cause you're so FUCKIN CLOSE TO LAME that I gotta put DD in a bag - oh look, aNOTHER DONUT CHAIN! My shit's in the record books, but what you've got QUOTED IS FUCKIN WEAK! I was bred for this shit, while your genes are just patchwork like you got HOLES IN YOUR DUNGAREES! Everything you've drafted gets you trashed, so I hope you're SOBERING UP THIS WEEK cause I'm like Jake Fromm from Georgia: leaving your dogs behind as I GO TO ANOTHER LEAGUE! I'm clearly in a fire place, so try to fight WITH ME? GET DROPPED WITH BLOWS so it's clear ya would get burned tryna stoke the fire so if you act like a CHIMNEY? YOU GOT THE SMOKE! You'll catch bullets from the shotgun just for getting PITY WITH LOTS OF VOTES so when the troops roll in? You'll get the "SF to the side of ya head" like JIMMY GAROPPOLO! See I got the weaponry, but see you don't SQUIRT NOTHIN, feelings or your body, it don't matter Ima HURT SOMETHIN catch flames as soon as you open the door like a BURNT OVEN when you get 8 to your back and your chest like you were KIRK COUSINS! It don't even matter, you'll get laid flat when I BURST THE HECKLER find 'em on a SURGEON'S STRETCHER they'll try to keep 'em from getting shocked when he gets plugged in like a SURGE PROTECTOR! Fuck outta here. Claimin I'll get KILLED? STOP watch your blood get SPILLED, OCK if you gotta couple caps for a body it's cause you PILL POP while I direct an offense from the West Coast like BILL WALSH! You wanna act like a LETSBEEF G while your girl's on my jock? She won't even let my TESTIS BREATHE she wants to suck on 'em daily and she's just like "you should LET ME, PIECE" she wants "P cock on display" like we're watching NBC! Fuggit I'll let a couple shots off at Saiyan's clique, cause I know that DUDE'S SET HATES ME so with the metal? I'm giving Ciel team 6 like I done honored the U.S. NAVY! You see how nice I am and you're like "DAM P'S DROPS!" I'll Ric Flair ya mom's sister, that means I'll leave ya AUNTY CHOPPED! After that ya dad's folks'll get shot, even ya GRAM'S BE POPPED 'n then to top it off Doe's getting stretched out like BAMBI'S MOM! These are the bars that you'll never get to TRY TO TOP, those Klan meetings are the only time you'll have FIRE CROSS! Glock'll have to go 'n scorch ya threads like the DRYER'S HOT cause these ROUNDS'll help ya hit the road quicker than TIRE SHOP with low PRICES, OCK! 54 lines in and it's proven Ima a BEAT YA DOWN I don't care about what you haul in ya ride, I'll make ya LEAVE THE TOWN! Your shit's more see through than your slut bitch's EVENING GOWN cause it's clear that you've got nothing up top like the CLEVELAND BROWNS! Your skin is what I'm bout to have this RAZORBLADE PEEL you'll see a perp'll hold a blade with the forcr like that light SABER MACE WIELDS! S/o Edgeworth, the tech burst. Sawed-off in the collection is my FAV'RITE MADE STEEL and if you try to SAY IT AIN'T REAL? You'll have to catch 6 from the shotgun - that's BAKER MAYFIELD! People said gopher: the kill but I told 'em you're a MAJOR BORE, they asked me what I'm WAITIN' FOR? I said I need a couple reasons and MAYBE MORE, then they told me Doe looks like JASON BOURNE enGAGED IN PORN with BABY BORN with SCABIES SORES and another child at the AGE OF FOUR and an ASIAN HORSE! <strong>HOODRICH.</strong></div>

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Battle started: January 11^th 2020 at 13:26
Challenger joined: January 11^th 2020 at 15:57

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2020-01-11 15:57:36).

Staff Comments

Kiwi Peewee
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For a battle like this I think it's best to do a bar by bar breakdown, to really explain what was going on in each line. Just kidding MetAWhirledPiece made sense more consistently and had punches, albeit intentionally bad ones. Doe this was some of the better material I've seen from you in parts (the Edward Scissorhands/Freddy Krueger stuff was a move in the right direction) but in general much of your verse was incomprehensible and lacked real punches.

Posted on: 2020-01-11 19:34:20

Kiwi Peewee
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I gave higher ratings than I normally would here because 64s are difficult.

Posted on: 2020-01-11 19:34:42

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Bnas
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I give the winner an extra high rating, dude not only was able to see the weak bars his opponent had but he tryed for most of his himself. Expecially for a 64, salute man. Loser needs to start rhyming, winner keeps improving yO

Voted: PeaceandLaughter / Callaway
Posted on: 2020-01-11 22:42:00

Edgeworth
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Well I cant believe I actually read this battle, but I did. I have doubts this will be able to close easily so I took it upon my self to cast a vote here. Meta got this one with ease by just making oodles more sense and having solid rhyming, structure, and clever punchlines, intentionally reachy or not, it still shits on everything Doe Drop was "saying" here.

Voted: PeaceandLaughter / Callaway
Posted on: 2020-01-12 01:59:18


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