This was a solid scrap, but ultimately H1Z1 rhymed consistently and complexly enough to take this.

H1Z1 I wasn't sure about the "[KILL] & [REAL]" stuff because I wasn't sure what the square brackets meant, in that situation I would personally have used a colon ("Donalds timepiece: real!"). Your schemes often overlapped, as in you started using a new one before you finished with your previous one, which could get a little confusing at times. Also I wasn't fully clear on all of your punches. I thought your closing lines were your strongest.

MC yung santa, I thought your Walker line was one of your best. However, not all of your lines made sense to me. What is a 'mumblin stapler'? Paper doesn't really crumble, it crumples, but I gave you the benefit of the doubt that might be a typo. Also using a line break at the end took away from the amount of material you could bring.