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Length: 16 Lines

Nerdychef (100%) WINNER

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Crew: FaceBook Me Bitch

Reppin: USA

Zokodog (0%)

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Nerdychef

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<div>You think you got tricks? Well I kick-flip the matrix, upside down world, naw, that's your ass on the pavement, so save it, worse than an IG, basic, face app your bars, there's a face switch, hellrasing a bitch, that's a face lift, hook junkie, naw that's a cat fish, you may have a pole, but I'm the one with the extended clip, so wiggle your wormhole, enlightened to the stratosphere, a divination of light, before it's light's out in the atmosphere, but I see no atoms here, just a whole bunch of wests, cause north, east, or south, I'm delivering justice, so crack above this, naw wait you'd rather build a wall, but your're an over easy bitch, no tunnels, just a great fall, half hearted humpty, doing a stupid dance, I don't take out bitchs, I clock um, bad romance, stop the circle jerk and pull up your pants, cause huggies white the only thing, you packin stan, oh wait, I forgot you the man, I'm just stringing along, you're the G though right? then I'm g-stringing a thong, with a flip-flop nature, bitch better grab a sarong, cover yourself tightly, so you can't see what's going on, here's a tighty nighty, projectile's flighty, take this flying nutt, ejaculate with no plugs, and shoot him off.  </div>

Zokodog

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<div>The senator's got a rap to leave burn marks on you</div>
<div>"Hahaha, projectile, eject, cum, get it? I fart on poo"</div>
<div>Cause you're immature, I don't need one line</div>
<div>End up looking like the Eminem Show lyric pages without a seed on mine</div>
<div>You have a vocab</div>
<div>Your bars ended up looking like Jennifer Lopez</div>
<div>Or ASAP ROCK without the lyrical substance</div>
<div>So come on, let's see who the real thug is</div>
<div>Yo mama gets cancer before you can answer</div>
<div>Lets see who the real gangsta can be when you intermittency antidisestablishmentarianism cancel em</div>
<div>And that's a diss at your word bank</div>
<div>You really think I would slur that?</div>
<div>Moral of the story, don't go on Let's Beef looking for strangers to beef with</div>
<div>Otherwise you'd end up with a heat grip</div>
<div>See, bitch, eat shit</div>

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Battle started: December 3^rd 2019 at 08:04
Challenger joined: December 3^rd 2019 at 13:08

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2019-12-03 13:08:24).

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Nice spar gents, Zoko fill that box in future. Neither had any real punchlines or were particularly aiming at there opponent but ones verse was more impressive to me. 1/

Posted on: 2019-12-04 09:42:40

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Nerdychef
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Ha! Nice. Good job. 👍

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Posted on: 2019-12-03 16:42:54

KILLA TROY

i dunno but of yall niggas suck my balls and I dont get it, maybe of any of yo fuckin raps made sense than youd actually get yo ass somewhere thats not the hall of lame

Blood Nigga Troy

Voted: Nerdychef / Zokodog
Posted on: 2019-12-03 19:59:33

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Really confused on who to vote for on this one. Both lacked anything creative with basic punch attempts. Both should check around the site and see how the battles are formatted. Gave my vote to whom I thought stayed more consistent.

Voted: Nerdychef / Zokodog
Posted on: 2019-12-08 17:05:49


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