KILLERS.

ZML "Good luck guys" vote deleted due to no expo.

LBT

Good luck Shoooodan

LBT Match

Expo:

There's a children's book called "The Little Prince" that was written by a French guy. The little prince lives on an asteroid.

If you regularly operate a car, you should understand that hand gestures can be turn signals. If not, consider going back to drivers' ed.

I originally wrote the Numa Numa Dance and Expanding Brain bars for my Memes concept battle against Ginge in the current text concept tournament. Ginge no-showed. Look the memes up on KnowYourMeme or Google or whatever if you don't get the punches.

In the movie "The Karate Kid," Mr. Miyagi has the main character do chores, which result in the kid unknowingly learning karate moves.

Cheech and Chong were a weed-smoking hippie comedy duo popular in the 70s. The famous Vietnam Veteran hat has a bunch of colors on it.

Great match here! This could easily go either way due to the level of skill brought to the table on both sides. Sho had His usual wittiness and heavy hitting shots. Strongest punches from sho imo were his opener and the numa dance punch. I found those to have connected with haymaker force plus they were very creative nice job shodan. KG did the exact same as sho but with more finesse & complexity. Plus he was also more consistent with heavyweight shots than sho was imo. K also had botb with "If he takes too much pride, sniper shots riddle him till he's GIDDY THEN I'LL MURDER THE MAN, 'after that bolt-action' he couldn't 'steal one's thunder' being 'BILLY WHEN HE TURNS TO SHAZAM!"🔥🔥💪👀 i loved the entire verse tho there were some real room shakers in it like the trace is complete punch. So for me i got KG with the edge related to his punches a bit more much RESPECT to both and thank you for the hard work that was put into these verses! Fairs in💯

cool

so just read lillian's verse

some legit flames, i rlly likes da jarvis line, combo of a good wp reference and bein well observed n personal

main criticism is dat u got some rhymes 2 work in a yank accent and some tht still require ur northern accent, e.g. number and look for

personally i can handle reading either but having to switch between both spoils it a bit 4 me

all in all, a high quality round of good punches, good 2 see u progress, as per usual i think ur future is in being more succinct, getting your points across in fewer words

u know i been cravin ur proper writs like wizards droppin shits lmao

shodans verse seemed like it had elements cobbled 2gether

the numanuma punch was pretty good, but a lot of buildup and the punchline could've been tweaked for a stronger excecution (i'm not a fan of the 'without' style wordplay, I think shuffle t summed it up well when he got bodied by 100 bullets like "I'll leave you legless, i aint talkin bout the LITTLE MERMAID/ Yeah honestly I didn't fucking THINK U WERE MATE" lmao)  and while a lot of his punches are clever, i feel like the points they're actually making aren't hard as insults. Its another ting i see a lot of tht i think falls short, when battlers say somethin in a really complex way but the actual point they puttin across aint that hard hitting e.g. reading your rounds is a little bit tiresome 

as for the callout, lol

anyway, was a hard clash and im only nitpickin

if im takin a step back i'd say a bout with u 2 at your best could go either way, but shodan took lillian light, could've recycled or saved the weaker bars for another clash

thing i liked most was the vibe u were both havin fun with it

anyway idk i feel pretty spaced and i bin writin 4 a long time lmao gb

Both were good. But that fire 🔥 opener n closer took it for me.

Nice battle fellas leaning towards one just a bit more the fair is always tossed!!

GOOD BATTLE HERE..... KILO's OPENER WAS REALLY NICE, MY FAV PART WAS THA ''COMPUTERIZED VOICE'' LINE THAT WAS NICE AS FUCK....... SHO's OPENER I ALSO LIKED ALOT AND MY FAV ART WAS THA ''NUMA NUMA DANCE'' LINE....... I HAD ALOT OF ISSUES WIT SHODANS VERSE HERE ACTUALLY, YOU WENT DOWN TO A 3syllable RHYME SCHEME AFTER THA NUMA NUMA BAR WHICH REALLY KILLED THA FLOW AN CONSISTANCY IN YOUR VERSE.  ALSO IN THA CLOSER YOU CALLED KILO AN ''OLD FUCK'' WHEN HE's 18 YEARS OLD?..... IMO KILO WAS ON A HIGHER LEVEL WITH THA RHYMIN HERE AN HIS VERSE WAS MORE CONSISTANT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, SHODANS WORDIN SHONE THROUGHOUT BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOIN IN THA MIDDLE PART OF YOUR VERSE DUDE, MAYBE YOU DIDNT HAVE ALOT OF TIME OR SOMETHIN...... I GOTTA VOTE FOR KILO HERE, FAIRS IN!

Kilo -

Wouldn't flinch after reading the CRAP YOU KEY LIKE AN ASSAULT MAY HAPPEN, you're always in 'need of a hand to add flavour' like AMPUTEES TRYING THE SALT BAE CHALLENGE!

LMFAO! 3.5/5

Your 'type is a dude that you'll be riding w/ soon' in some GAY BAR THAT YA STAYED IN where we'd see as much 'sloppy man-to-man convos' as the JAMES CHARLES ACCUSATIONS!

couldn't resonate much with this as i dnt know james charles googled him seems like a faggot imma give u the benefit of the doubt here 3/5

You ain't loaded w/ money, acting like you're GRABBING YA CASH FOR WAGERS ON FIGHTS? Fuck that, you're only folding... Clothes for a trip, straight up PACKING YA BAGS & TAKING A HIKE!

ok felt more like a jab here 2.75/5

W/ your shitty audios there's no one you're HARMING, JUST PRETENDING TO cos the only 'computerized voice that got a body?' Was JARVIS IN AVENGERS 2!

LMFAO!! Perfect bar !! 5/5

He'd never be the 'Neighbourhood Threat & a Real Wild Child' DANCING TO SOME IGGY POP! Tryna 'fish fa the cash' but wouldn't have a 'tip in his grasp' WANKING W/ AN 'ITCHY PALM!'

LMAO!! 3/5

Searching the roads & inspecting TRAFFIC TA LOOK FA MATE, once the 'trace is complete you're facing the heat' like CATCHING THE NUMBER PLATE of a FAGGIT WHO'S RUN AWAY!

i tried looking at this bar from all angles and it still seemed like just a good jab to me 2.5/5

If he takes too much pride, sniper shots riddle him till he's GIDDY THEN I'LL MURDER THE MAN, 'after that bolt-action' he couldn't 'steal one's thunder' being 'BILLY WHEN HE TURNS TO SHAZAM!'

good decent finisher could have been better had it had a personal to it as well like the 4th bar of urs. 3/5

Overall - 22.75/35 (65%) one of the best i have seen from you within the limited time i have been here.

Shodan -

My punches will send him flying, so when he's HIT WITH A HOOK, I'll "Put the Little-Prince in Orbit" without a FRENCH CHILDREN'S BOOK!!!

nice! 3/5

You beat me in a battle before, I won't deNY THAT I LOST, BRO, but when I "Raise my Hand you can expect a Turn" like the LIGHTS ON MY CAR BROKE!!! [< it was bad bars lol] /

err.. creative yes but it's more like sticking ur hand out to signal u turning instead of raising it which like showing ur desire to answer or question or volunteer so calling it raising ur hand is reaching imo also first line was self diss a little maybe? overall didnt feel this one much 2/5

I got hired guns from Eastern Europe, whole CREW OF DUDES IS STRAPPED!! The noise from their weapons is terrifying, so when i CUE THE HUGEST BLASTS? "The Romanian group's sounds have this fat fuck shaking" without the NUMA NUMA DANCE!!! [Ginge is lucky he no-showed] /

not aware if kilo is overweight which hampers the effectiveness of this bar still a decent one 3/5

Your last round was garbage, I don't expect better RAPS TODAY, and if it's worse I'll use my laser scope to BLAST AWAY, "with statements getting stupider, you'll see your head light up," Ex-PANDING BRAIN!!

you should have conceptualized fresher lines for this battle coz this bar even tho good in a meme concept don't seem to work all that well for me here esp from the point of view that it isn't specifically aimed at kilo and seems generic and obscure overly based on memes. 2.5/5

Reading your shit feels like work, not the PLAY THAT WRITTENS SHOULD ALL BRING, the only time anyone "learned how to battle from those chores" is if they TRAINED WITH MISTER MIYAGI!!

even thos reading ur verse has been more of a work for me lol this was a legit badass bar LMAO! the first line felt a little underworded coz of u trying to fit the scheme but good bar nonetheless 3.5/5

My squadron's hiding in the bushes & WE CAN ALL GUESS that if he "tests his luck with the grass" like a 'CHEECH AND CHONG BET' I'll have this senior's head BLEEDING DARK RED then this "old fuck's got more colors on his cap" than a VIETNAM VET!!

nice cheech and chong reference, good bar but not really a direct hit honestly plus when he's bleeding he only gonna colour his hat with one colour coz nobody bleeds in multi colours so i dnt know the finisher didn't work well enuf for me 2.5/5

Overall - 16.5/30 (55%)not even close to what i expected outta shodan or seen/heard from/of him in the past but even with lackluster verse as per his level this could outdo most folks

unfortunately not kilo's in this battle but. fairs in

Sho, not your best verse. I found a spot that sounded funny to me, which I don't usually see in your verses. I got hired guns? Almost bought it, until I was thinking it should be gunman's or some shit. How would one hire a gun?  Other than that not too shabby, I reckon. Closer was kinda weak.  

KG like the style you're using nowadays. Had a couple stand out lines like the amputee one and the trace is complete bit. Ya know what puts you aside from the "vets" so to speak? It's your wonky setups that let you down.like this...

"Neighbourhood Threat & a Real Wild Child" is weirdly worded grammar yo. 

Came down to punch strength, and plain ol english here. Not to mention Sho's was definitely more creative from a conceptual stand point. Fair is in gents. Really nice battle here.